A new and very convincing photo from Apple Satellite of the Loch Ness Monster is drawing a lot of support around the world except from scientists who poo-poo the report.
"They can poo-poo all over themselves if they like but people are not going t...
The large Hispanic representation in the U.S. movie industry has done nothing to alter Spanish people being cast as scruffy itinerant guitar strummers with no teeth, Antonio Bandilarious said yesterday at an Oscar ceremony.
Accepting an award fo...
License plates are deciding on their own that the cars they are riding with are just not good enough. On any given day, the police use scanning software on the license plates of the vehicles as they whiz past. And they are noticing that the plates ar...
BALTIMORE - Dee Dee Snuggatelli is an English school teacher in the Baltimore School District.
She said that in her 7 year teaching career she has pretty much heard and seen it all.
She told a local newspaper reporter that a few days ago she wa...
In an effort to raise public transit use in response to rising gas prices and global warming concern, the U.S. department of transportation is looking to the public for ideas on changing the image given to those who use it.
After my encounter with Osama Ben Laden, in the veggie market of Kabul, I returned home to spell out the details to my partner. Using a magnifier, we examined the images in the translucent precious stone given to me by Osama. They were very impressive, particularly the image of a hooded crow.
We all know that the union of a human egg and sperm is called fertilization. For this process to properly materialize, in addition to a mind set, some physical conditions are required.
Kate Bosworth is a prisoner. It's a guilded cage for sure, but she's a prisoner. The starlet of Blue Crush has become a pawn in the hands of a mysterious and powerful woman. That woman by the name of Robin Baum (know as Darth Baum to many) has her under her thumb and forces her to portray a certain image. We got a lot of anonymous tips from people who work and know Kate, however, they refu...
In an effort to soften his image during his last year in office, the White House is trying get President Bush in closer touch with the American people. Their first initiative is a blog.
In response to King David's article about using one's imagination to fix the image gallery, Armedus Chunksy took out alphabet magnets and began to play a spelling game on his refrigerator. He spelled moo cow, lollipop and other fun words. Aft...
She's not been sighted for ninety eight years, and it's been one hundred and two since her last album. Whacky chanteuse, Kate Bush is at last preparing for a comeback. Thirty seven years in the making, her new record will finally see the light of day...
Long thought of as the town across the border where anything is possible, and everything is available, Tijuana is seeking to change its image.
DUMAS, Tx - James McBride, a 14 year old amateur astronomer from Dumas, Texas, has captured a stunning image of a four-nebula cluster he has nicknamed "Face of God." The Texas panhandle resident captured the image using nothing more than a disposabl...
In an effort to more closely convey a persona of leadership, President Bush announced today his plans to work with famed image consultants from the popular TV phenomenon, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
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