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Trudeau to the World's Wretches: No Vacancy!

Funny story: Trudeau to the World's Wretches: No Vacancy!

Beaver Pelt, Canada — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who recently tried to upstage the Statue of Liberty's invitation to the “teeming masses” of the world's “wretched refuse,” announced, to the world (but particularly to South Americans) that any and...

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DACA Dogs Sniff Out Illegal Aliens at JFK

Funny story: DACA Dogs Sniff Out Illegal Aliens at JFK

Queens, NY - JFK Airport is the first major airport to sniff out illegal aliens. As travelers entering the United States wait to retrieve their luggage, ICE enforcement agents use canines to determine which travelers are illegal immigrants. The pro...

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Cheap airlines now controlling 10 kg suitcases for smuggled children!

Funny story: Cheap airlines now controlling 10 kg suitcases for smuggled children!

Britain and Ireland's cheap airlines (you know who they are!) are commencing with even more stringent controls of 10 kg suitcases that millions of their passengers drag behind them after a suitcase was used to smuggle a boy from Africa to Spain! P...

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US chickens doing a runner in Brit Chicken Run!

Funny story: US chickens doing a runner in Brit Chicken Run!

It seems that US over-bred chickens are not only being prepared for becoming nuggets in a global Chicken massacre machine, no! Due to mass breeding and pumping hormones through their tiny bodies, their brains are chemically developing too, and now in...

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Trump planning "Trail of Tears Like None Other"

Funny story: Trump planning "Trail of Tears Like None Other"

After admiring the portrait of the 7th president, Andrew Jackson, that he recently installed in the oval office, Donald Trump proceeded to outline plans on getting rid of illegal aliens by a humiliating and heartbreaking redux of Jacksons "Trail of T...

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The ICE Man Cometh

Funny story: The ICE Man Cometh

Only In America - With all the controversy the Trump administration has created with its new immigration enforcement policies, the little known and greatly underappreciated U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency has been thrust into th...

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Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Funny story: Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed

Thursday, Presidente Donaldo Juan Trump outlined bold initiatives to finance the construction of an impenetrable barrier to the southern border of the United States. In a joint venture with the Church & Dwight Company, the first stage of the wall...

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Melania To Lose Citizenship, Faces Deportation

Funny story: Melania To Lose Citizenship, Faces Deportation

Melania Trump, the wife of Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump and an immigrant who came in a box to the U.S. from Lower Slabovia, was paid for 10 modeling jobs in 1996 before she received legal authorization to work in the United States, th...

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Trump Says He Will Sue Science

Funny story: Trump Says He Will Sue Science

Buford, WY From the campaign trail, Donald Trump lambasted Science as the harbinger of evil to the world. "Global Warming, Illegal E-mail Servers, Illegal Immigration, it's all Science's fault!" said Trump. Afterward, a reporter asked Trump ho...

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Angie Merkel busted in Berlin!

Funny story: Angie Merkel busted in Berlin!

Angie Merkel's CDU party was given a "right" royal bashing by "right" sided Nazi's dressed in sheep's clothing in Berlin on Sunday. It seems that the "right" side of life in Germany appears to be utilizing the dreadful, illegal immigrant situation in...

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Inquest into Disappearance of London Taxicab Passenger

Funny story: Inquest into Disappearance of London Taxicab Passenger

LONDON: An in-cab surveillance video has been leaked on the internet prior to the Scotland Yard investigation of its driver Fintan Murphy in London. Murphy is suspected in the disappearance of his middle-aged passenger Julian Forsyth Davidson-Clar...

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Trump's Reversal: I Love the Illegals

Funny story: Trump's Reversal: I Love the Illegals

In a stunning turn of events today Donald Trump has stated that he now welcomes all illegal aliens with open arms to "come to our country and take the jobs vacated by Canada bound Democrats". In a move to help expedite the mass exodus of me...

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Migrant Workers Flock To North Carolina For Bathroom Police Jobs

Funny story: Migrant Workers Flock To North Carolina For Bathroom Police Jobs

Many illegal immigrants are now security officers trusted with enforcing North Carolina's new bathroom gender laws, and many in the state are crying foul over the conditions that breed a preference for hiring illegal workers over North Carolina worke...

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Trump Vows To Stop Mexican Birds From Migrating North

Funny story: Trump Vows To Stop Mexican Birds From Migrating North

After an incident where a Venezuelan hummingbird buzzed a U.S. aircraft carrier, Donald Trump expanded his proposal for a wall on the U.S./Mexico border to include a net to keep out migrating birds as well. Trump appeared at a California rally tha...

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Trump's Fight to Protect American soil - and Personal Space

Funny story: Trump's Fight to Protect American soil - and Personal Space

Washington, D.C. - You heard it here first. The Trump campaign has, yet again, surprised America by proposing a new policy it is naming "The Unalienable Personal Space of Americans", which would criminalize the action of illegal aliens who get too cl...

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Illegal immigration debate arises as hurricane season nears

Funny story: Illegal immigration debate arises as hurricane season nears

With hurricane season technically only weeks away, the Democrats and Republicans have once again started bashing each other. The two groups met today for a luncheon at Cracker Barrel to discuss climate change. Once talk turned to hurricanes al...

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Trump Set To Deport Illegals - Finds Entertaining Way To Do It

Funny story: Trump Set To Deport Illegals - Finds Entertaining Way To Do It

Burgeoning politician Donald Trump has once again riled the American public and got illegal immigrants twitching in their hammocks. If Trump is elected, and it's an if the size of Trump Towers, 11 million people could finds themselves booted out of t...

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Hillary & Donald agree to become one -- literary : unresolved issues remain

Funny story: Hillary & Donald agree to become one -- literary : unresolved issues remain

The world of politics has been shaken, stirred, and flipped. Nothing close to today's events could have been imagined-never! For the first time in American history, Democrats and Republicans have agreed to merge political parties. Hillary C...

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
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