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Funny story: Trump Hires Godzilla To Patrol Mexican Border

Trump Hires Godzilla To Patrol Mexican Border

Presidential Candidate Donald Trump released his Mexican Border Protection Plan today. "I have obtained an exclusive 50 year employment contract with Godzilla. He will patrol the entire Mexican border,where he will literally stomp out illegal aliens"...
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Funny story: Mexican Immigrants to Blame for Illness Outbreaks in the U.S.

Mexican Immigrants to Blame for Illness Outbreaks in the U.S.

It's no secret that the U.S. has been plagued with several illness outbreaks lately. The Ebola scare seems to be the first to come to mind, now the most recent, Legionnaire's in New York City, is dominating the news today. These are not the only on...
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Funny story: New Immigration Test Reavealed

New Immigration Test Reavealed

Immigration is often spoke about in hushed tones and whispered corners by those afraid to be called "racist" for voicing an opinion. Not Australia. Their Prime Minister has repeatedly been at the forefront of his countries "battle" with illegal immig...
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Funny story: UK Border Agency face illegal workers fine

UK Border Agency face illegal workers fine

The UK Border Agency are facing £20,000 fines after immigration checks carried out by themselves found they had employed illegal workers. UK Border Agency officers carried out a raid on their own offices in London on Thursday. In the UKBA offic...
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Funny story: Illegal Aliens refuse to drive Los Angeles streets

Illegal Aliens refuse to drive Los Angeles streets

I was scheduled to get my new 5 year license at the Department of Motor Vehicles at 2 P.M. As I approached the door I noticed hundreds of people lined up, angry and shouting. They had placards and waved them. I stopped to ask an older man with gray hair and a feather in it, about the tumult. "What's going on," I asked him. Fortunately he spoke enough English for me to understand him. "Gov...
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Funny story: Jeb Bush Stakes Out Middle Ground On Immigration - Favors Driver's Licenses For Immigrants With Limitiations

Jeb Bush Stakes Out Middle Ground On Immigration - Favors Driver's Licenses For Immigrants With Limitiations

Des Moines, Iowa - In response to Hillary Clinton's recent move left on immigration, seen in her promise to take executive action if elected President to grant citizenship to illegals currently in the nation, Jeb Bush yesterday staked out a position...
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Funny story: Obummer promises investigation "by and by"

Obummer promises investigation "by and by"

SECOND CITY -- The Windy City, home to Prezident Obummer and his one-time chief of staff, Mayor-for-Now Rahm Emanuel, is (allegedly) operating a "black site" jail where prisoners are (allegedly) denied their Constitutional rights and are (allegedly)...
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Funny story: Dizney World: it's not for everyone, not anymore

Dizney World: it's not for everyone, not anymore

ORLANDO'S BLOOM -- For millions of Americans, times are hard, but, apparently, Mickey Mouse could care less. He has ordered Dizney World admission ticket prices to skyrocket to a whopping $1,500--not per family, mind you, but per "guest," inc...
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Funny story: Prezident Obummer calls for investigation of airline fatality

Prezident Obummer calls for investigation of airline fatality

On a crowded airplane flight aboard Alaska Airlines, a female passenger (not Sarah Palin) and a scorpion struggled over a seat, resulting in the scorpion's biting the woman's hand. Flight 567 was approaching the runway when the incident occurred.
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Funny story: Illegal Aliens to be Deported via Keystone Pipeline

Illegal Aliens to be Deported via Keystone Pipeline

(Washington D.C.) Republican lawmakers today passed the first of a series of bills authorizing the use of the Keystone Pipeline as a "humane and cost-effective method for transporting illegal [Mexican] aliens back to their homeland." The legislat...
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Funny story: Coming soon, from the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli: Elena the Latina!

Coming soon, from the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli: Elena the Latina!

HURRAY for HOLLYWEIRD!, CA -- Dizney Studios "is proud," Donald Duck quacks, "to introduce our first Latina princess, Elena." According to Duck, the princess' debut will occur in "Sofia The First," an episode of Dizney Jr. Why isn't the episode...
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Funny story: Illegals Nationwide Self-Deport, Apologize for Inconvenience

Illegals Nationwide Self-Deport, Apologize for Inconvenience

LOS ANGELES, CA - All across the country, exasperated illegal immigrants have decided en masse to self-deport themselves in light of the political burden they realize they have become for both political parties. The movement has no single leader...
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Funny story: Jesus Christ Wants U.S. To Deport The Undocumented

Jesus Christ Wants U.S. To Deport The Undocumented

Senator Ted Crap (R-TX) this week has called President Obama a "dictator" and GOP House Speaker Boner termed him an "emperor" over his executive order to shield 4 million undocumented immigrants from deportation. Senator Crap said that Obama is "J...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz Turns To Words Of Og The Caveman In Denouncing Immigration Plan

Ted Cruz Turns To Words Of Og The Caveman In Denouncing Immigration Plan

WASHINGTON D.C. -- Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz turned to the ancient words of Og the Cro-Magnon Thursday on the Senate floor to denounce President Obama's planned actions that are expected to grant legal status to millions of illegal immigrants in...
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Funny story: Illegal Immigrants Can Stay For Now, But Only If They Help Build A Border Wall

Illegal Immigrants Can Stay For Now, But Only If They Help Build A Border Wall

Texas Border President Obama, in a special televised speech carried on the FUSE and HUB networks, explained that since he has less than two years left in his hell-on-earth job, he doesn't care anymore about illegal immigration. He has therefore arran...
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Funny story: Obama Invites Immigrants to Bunker Down in White House

Obama Invites Immigrants to Bunker Down in White House

Washington, DC-In breaking news it was announced that Obama, in order to shield them from Republican legislators bound and determined to deport them, will allow a multitude of immigrants to have sanctuary in the White House. Obama has had barriers...
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Funny story: European Court rules that Germany can put Illegal Immigrants onto the next European Space Shuttle

European Court rules that Germany can put Illegal Immigrants onto the next European Space Shuttle

A Landmark decision by the European Court that allows European governments to send Illegal Immigrants into Outer Space on the European Space Shuttle has been welcomed by the British and German governments. The ruling concerns a family of twenty seven...
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Funny story: Hadrian's Wall To be Re-Built In Attempt To Keep Starving Scottish Out Of England If They Go It Alone

Hadrian's Wall To be Re-Built In Attempt To Keep Starving Scottish Out Of England If They Go It Alone

The British government has begun drawing up secret plans to rebuild Hadrian's Wall - the wall built by the Roman's to keep marauding Scot's out of England - to prevent starving undocumented Scottish people from entering England. If Scotland's vote...
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