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Funny story:  Father Christmas using Elf Labour - Sunday Tabloid.

Father Christmas using Elf Labour - Sunday Tabloid.

Santa Claus admitted using Elves and Pixies with no N.I. numbers to an undercover reporter working for The Sunday Leftovers. 100,000 elves were freed by police and granted bail, pending an investigation by Immigration Control. Santa is thought by som...
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Funny story:  The White House Has Just Learned That Most Illegal Aliens Are Members of The Illegal Immigrants Union (IIU)

The White House Has Just Learned That Most Illegal Aliens Are Members of The Illegal Immigrants Union (IIU)

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just found out from a very reliable source that most illegal aliens are members of the Illegal Immigrants Union or IIU. The information came from a source who spoke on grounds of anonym...
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Funny story:  Boehner Disagrees With Obama On immigration

Boehner Disagrees With Obama On immigration

President Obama on Thursday ordered his administration to review its immigration policy to determine ways to make it more humane, a response to mounting pressure from advocates to stem deportations of illegal immigrants. James Carney, the Presiden...
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Funny story:  The White House To Host A Huge Piñata Party For Illegal Aliens

The White House To Host A Huge Piñata Party For Illegal Aliens

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama, Vice-President Joe Biden, and civilian advisers Oprah Winfrey and Eva Longoria have just finalized the plans for what the White House is calling The Biggest Piñata Party In The History of Piñata Parties. The pre...
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Funny story:  Mexico Announces They Will Ship Their Illegal Aliens From Central America To The Arizona Border

Mexico Announces They Will Ship Their Illegal Aliens From Central America To The Arizona Border

MEXICO CITY - Mexico's Department of Immigration has just made an announcement that has shocked many of the citizens in the USA; especially those living in Arizona. The DOI has decided that they can no longer afford to house and feed the thousands...
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Funny story:  Woman caught smuggling illegals into UK claims they were her clients!

Woman caught smuggling illegals into UK claims they were her clients!

A UK woman caught red-handed by French police attempting to smuggle illegal immigrants into Britain claimed she was just doing her normal business, offering international gang-bangs! The Gendarmerie stopped her at Calais and found several illegal...
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Funny story:  Dallas Oilman Gives An Oil Well To An Illegal Alien

Dallas Oilman Gives An Oil Well To An Illegal Alien

DALLAS - In a story that sounds too amazing to be true, Texas billionaire oilman Langford T. Bucknell has just informed the news media that he has given one of his 973 oil wells to an illegal alien from Aguascalientes, Mexico. Mr. Bucknell said th...
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Funny story:  No ER Care For Children Of Undocumented

No ER Care For Children Of Undocumented

The Republican National Committee today issued the party's "Statement Of Principles" on immigration. Among its points are: 1) We recognize that our brown brothers and sisters are human beings especially genetically endowed to do stoop labor and pluck chickens in huge farm factories. 2) While we support the work of Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Az, and endorse his concept of a "Te...
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Funny story:  Canada To Release Over 6,000 Illegal Aliens Into North Dakota

Canada To Release Over 6,000 Illegal Aliens Into North Dakota

OTTAWA, Canada - The Canadian government has informed President Obama that they are getting ready to release 6,391 illegal aliens from the United States into North Dakota. A spokesperson for the Canadian government said that some of the illegal im...
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Funny story:  New Chief At Dep't of Homeland Security Thinks It's A Piece Of Cake

New Chief At Dep't of Homeland Security Thinks It's A Piece Of Cake

The Department of Homeland Security has a new chief, Jeh Johnson. He takes over a department that includes 22 former agencies folded into it. The tasks of Homeland Security involve preventing terrorism through surveillance, disaster relief through...
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Funny story:  Senator John McCain Has The Solution To The Immigration Situation

Senator John McCain Has The Solution To The Immigration Situation

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator John McCain of Arizona told American Spotlight Magazine that the time has come to make a decision on the ongoing issue of immigration. The GOP senator said that his home state along with California, New Mexico, and Texas...
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Funny story:  Australia criticised over Immigration problems.

Australia criticised over Immigration problems.

Not for the first time have Australian politicians been under scrutiny regarding the country's Immigration policy. Since the General Election two months ago the Government have done their level best to expose the number of illegals who have disapp...
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Funny story:  Sixty immigrants leave UK after Home Office campaign

Sixty immigrants leave UK after Home Office campaign

Due to the Government's campaign of advertising on the side of a van, 60 illegal immigrants have now left the country. Earlier in the month the Advertising Standards Authority banned the advert carried on the vans, saying that they had received 60...
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Funny story:  Obamacare Glitch Creates Baby Boom Blowout

Obamacare Glitch Creates Baby Boom Blowout

Anycouch, USA-A glitch in the website allowing access to the Affordable Care Act, more commonly known as Obamacare, is creating fertile ground for women who have nothing to do but have babies while waiting for free health care to pop out of their computer screen. In an interview with Matilda Rodriguez-who is expecting her fourth child due to the Obamacare delay-Tawdry Soup has learned the impen...
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Funny story:  Border Patrol Agents In Arizona Find 43 Illegal Aliens Crammed Into A KIA Spectra

Border Patrol Agents In Arizona Find 43 Illegal Aliens Crammed Into A KIA Spectra

NOGALES, Arizona - Border Patrol agents in the Nogales sector have reported that they stopped a car 17 miles north of the border that was traveling at a high rate of speed. The car, a 2006 KIA Spectra appeared to have four flat tires. But when age...
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Funny story:  Illegal Aliens Are Now Allowed To Carry Guns, But Only For Protection

Illegal Aliens Are Now Allowed To Carry Guns, But Only For Protection

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Senate has finally acted on part of the Immigration Bill and has voted to allow illegal aliens to carry guns but only if the guns are used for their own protection. President Obama hurried to get this part of...
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Funny story:  Illegal Aliens Are Now Crossing The Border Disguised as Jehovah's Witnesses

Illegal Aliens Are Now Crossing The Border Disguised as Jehovah's Witnesses

NOGALES, Arizona - The Arizona sector of the United States Border Patrol has informed the news media that they have recently caught 37 illegal aliens trying to cross the border dressed as Jehovah's Witnesses. Border Patrol spokesperson Wendell Far...
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Funny story:  U.S. Border Patrol Agents Discover An Amazing Tunnel That Leads From Mexico To Nevada

U.S. Border Patrol Agents Discover An Amazing Tunnel That Leads From Mexico To Nevada

NOGALES, Arizona - The United States Border Patrol has just discovered what they are calling the longest and most elaborate tunnel in the history of U.S. - Mexico tunnels. Border Patrol spokesperson Grady G. Strongmarble, 43, informed the news med...
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