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A 91-Year-Old Great-Grandmother In Georgia Arrested After Police Find 3 Tons of Marijuana In Her Greenhouse

Funny story: A 91-Year-Old Great-Grandmother In Georgia Arrested After Police Find 3 Tons of Marijuana In Her Greenhouse

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Local police have made what they are calling the biggest marijuana bust in the state's history. Half a dozen officers with the Savannah Police Department raided the home of 91-year-old Agnes Leona Pigeonberry a retired high sch...

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Tennessee Votes To Make Twerking Illegal

Funny story: Tennessee Votes To Make Twerking Illegal

FRANKFORT, Tennessee - The Tennessee Senate has just passed a bill that was carried by a vote of 32-1 that makes twerking illegal. State senator Florence Pennymaker [D-Memphis] stated that she's 34, and she is by no means a prude but having seen M...

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A Lot of Major League Baseball Players May Find Themselves Playing Down in Guatemala

Funny story: A Lot of Major League Baseball Players May Find Themselves Playing Down in Guatemala

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Strike two! And a lot of players in the Major Leagues could find themselves being suspended for 100 games. A spokesperson for MLB, Hoyt Huckaback told the sports media that this is a very serious situation and a lot of teams are...

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Practical Driving Test Now More Intimidating Than Ever

Funny story: Practical Driving Test Now More Intimidating Than Ever

Driving Daily - Britain's favourite car mad mag for over 50 years - EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JAMES MAY, JEREMY CLARKSON AND RICHARD HAMMOND AFTER THEY WERE CAUGHT SMUGGLING 400 JARS OF ELEPHANT SPERM IN THE BACK OF A 1982 FORD CORTINA IN INDIA. Learners be warned, your dreams of owning and driving your own car are about to be pulverised! As of 1st January 2013 budding motorists will be force...

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FDA bans restrictive diets devoid of aspartame

Funny story: FDA bans restrictive diets devoid of aspartame

WASHINGTON DC - It soon may be a crime to go on a diet of 500 calories, unless you consume at least 6 aspartame flavored beverages - per day. FDA spokesman, Dr. Strangedeath, indicated that too many cases of people losing weight by using the HCG hor...

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Ontarians protest outside Queen's Park, Toronto

Funny story: Ontarians protest outside Queen's Park, Toronto

Canadian's living in Ontario, are livid at the way their Government wastes money. They protested on the lawns at Queen's Park today, though lawns were covered in snow, they were all wrapped up for the below zero temperature and wind chill factor.

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Unemployment to be made illegal.

Funny story: Unemployment to be made illegal.

Benefit claimants could be sent to jail under new Government proposals. Long-term dole claimants thought to be work-shy or dishonest claimants will be targeted in particular, as a prelude to an 'ethnic cleansing' type plan that will enable those...

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Beware Illegal Car Park Traders

Funny story: Beware Illegal Car Park Traders

Service stations up and down the country have been forced to erect signs warning motorists of illegal car-park traders that have been accosting innocent visitors to the service stations on Britain's motorways. "It has got to be quite a problem," s...

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Illegal Entry

A miracle is said to be an event that scientifically contradicts the laws of nature: Buddha's walking on water, Jesus raising the dead etc. Other miracles might be: escaping a life threatening situation or 'beating the odds'. Those who are familiar with 'electronic crimes' know that, as of 1970's, several books have been published covering various areas such as 'illegal entry' or 'wiretapping'.

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Underground Culture of illegal Beta fish Fighting in Ghettoes, Slums

Funny story: Underground Culture of illegal Beta fish Fighting in Ghettoes, Slums

When a famous football player was accused of illegal dog fighting, authorities were already aware of the underlying dog fighting culture in many hoods and ghettoes. Public awareness has helped put the underground dog fighting industry under control.

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Ban on Alan Lifted

Funny story: Ban on Alan Lifted

A recent ban on Alans in the Western Hemsiphere has been lifted. The ban, which was only enforced in a number of places has come as a relief to Mr Alan Allen from the Preserving Alans society. He told us: 'It is something of a relief. I mean it w...

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Clinton Sinks Any Presidental Hopes With DUI

Funny story: Clinton Sinks Any Presidental Hopes With DUI

(MUSICMAN PRESS) At two forty-six AM yesterday morning a Dallas police officer reported seeing a red van driving in reverse down the wrong side of the street. After he entered in the tag number he was stunned to learn that the van belonged to a Mr. a...

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Door to door ass checking scam! A bum deal?

Details of a new door to door scam have been revealed, showing just how easy it is for people to be duped on their very own doorsteps.

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Spring Break merchants make millions

Funny story: Spring Break merchants make millions

Fort Lauderdale, Florida: City representatives report that this year's Spring Break was highly lucrative for roadside entrepreneurs. "Unfortunately, many of the sales were illegal," said counselwoman Goldie Saget.

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Stallone Not So Sly, Growth Hormone Doesn't Enlarge Brain

Funny story: Stallone Not So Sly, Growth Hormone Doesn't Enlarge Brain

Sylvester Stallone, The star of too many Rocky movies, has been caught illegally bringing Human Growth Hormone into Australia.

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Ex-BBC Actors Scammed by fake ITV contracts

Funny story: Ex-BBC Actors Scammed by fake ITV contracts

Today The Spoof can exclusively reveal that police have discovered a soap star smuggling scam. It's thought that there is a 'Mr Big' on the set of EastEnders who is making a fortune out of taking poor unfortunate actors at the end of thei...

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Foreign Office Minister Outed as Illegal Immigrant

Funny story: Foreign Office Minister Outed as Illegal Immigrant

The Government has been hurled into chaos with the astonishing revelation that a junior Foreign Office Minister is an illegal immigrant.

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UCI bans another substance

Funny story: UCI bans another substance

The sporting body of cycling has banned yet another substance as stated in a report released today. According to the report, the Union Cycliste Internationale has added beans to the list of illegal substances and they are currently revising the Anti...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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