Neighbors of a local Ikea store say they've had enough. They're complaining that an influx of Swedish day laborers is making their lives miserable.
"They're out there as early as 6:00am with a carpenter's axe in hand, laughing loudly and chuggi...
This was monkey business, with a capital B.
Turns out Darwin (yep, that's the monkey's name), who was wearing a shearling coat as he roamed the parking lot, was doing some modeling for his clothing business, which -- you guessed it -- manufactur...
A small monkey wearing a sheepskin coat was spotted shopping in a branch of Ikea in Toronto. Shoppers were surprised and shocked by the sight.
"It was just a small monkey. I thought at first it was a little person in a mask." Mario Tomlin said. '...
The Lion that was originally spotted in Essex has made its way up the country to the Lancashire town of Pendle just in time for the Annual Coven Festival, which takes place every weekend in the town.
"We couldn't believe it," said Peter Bottomthwa...
The Ministry of Defence today announced that IKEA had won the contract, to provide the Navy's next generation of economy wooden aircraft carriers. The idea of using the chipboard warships has angered many traditionalists within the armed forces, but...
Eurovision winner, Loreen, is at the centre of a bidding war for the use of his Eurovision winning, chart-topping song Euphoria. Loreen won the competition for Sweden, and now Ikea and Volvo are both after using the song in their latest advertising c...
Men who wish to improve their midriffs are now able to save time and energy with a super new self-assembly kit.
The Swedish company CRIKEA have developed a balsa-wood based set of rippled abdominal muscles easily assembled from a handy flat-pack.
Swedish based furniture manufacturer Ikea today announced they were no longer going ahead with the proposed multi story car park at their Ashton Under Lyne site in Greater Manchester. The car park which had aroused anger among local residents has now...
Retail giants Argos and IKEA have today announced plans to merge. Their new company is to be known as Mitbullkatalog in deference to their mutual origins.
Strategically this move makes sense for both organisations. Customers of the new stores will...
Missing Persons on Increase - The Missing Persons Unit of the Metropolitain police announced today that a new strategy is to be devised in the search for missing persons in Great Britain.
The rate that people have been going missing has increased...
It's official. The new Survivor-Kid series takes off in 2011 with a well-buffed Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and her muy macho tomboy tribe taking on a girly-girl Suri Cruise and her princess tribe.
"It's great. We're gonna break the ratings ceiling", said...
David Beckham has been spotted on a toilet door in Glasgow. The mysterious bearded face appeared on the toilet door at the city's branch of Ikea. At first people thought it might be Jesus, but then it dawned on locals that the image was of a far grea...
In what will go down as a disastrous week in the history of the City of Southampton, a week which sees the very real possibility of Southampton Football Club fading into extinction, should ballerina Wayne Sleep's rescue package fall through, the Lord...
Though showrooms continue to display fully assembled furniture, customers have been at a loss on what to do with the boxes of rectangular simulated wooden pieces once they arrive at home. Due to a shortage in little steel Allen wrenches and screwdri...
Warrington UK: Police revealed today that a man who had been missing for 3 years, had in fact been living in an Ikea store.
The furniture store, famed for not having correct exit signs around the store, leading many to suggest it was a ploy to kee...
IKEA, the Swedish furniture shop, has taken the extraordinary step of providing its female Muslim employees with store-designed Hijabs, those headscarfy things, but has run into controversy over the extremist message written on the reverse of the gar...
Madison Avenue, New York - Fearing that due to the recent California court ruling, making same-sex marriages legal, that its ads featuring a homosexual couple purchasing furniture at their stores has lost its cutting edge, the furniture store with th...
Authorities are still trying to determine what caused the total collapse of a local IKEA store yesterday morning, which resulted in 17 people losing vital parts of their flat-pack kits.