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Funny story: Detroit Woman Just a Loser

Detroit Woman Just a Loser

Rachel Weinstein of Detroit, Michigan, couldn't figure out what was wrong with her Internet and email service. No matter how many times she hit the "Refresh" or "Inbox" tabs, no messages appeared. Her Facebook page showed no new or old messages, wall...
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Funny story: Identity Theft Problems? Get A New Identity With Ident-Reinvent!!!

Identity Theft Problems? Get A New Identity With Ident-Reinvent!!!

DO YOU FEAR IDENTITY RIPOFF?   DO YOU FEEL THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS TOO MUCH ABOUT YOU?     DO YOU FEEL THAT HOMELAND SECURITY IS INFRINGING UPON   YOUR RIGHTS OF PRIVACY? SEEK AN ANSWER?    TRY                       IDENT-                               REINVENT Reinvent yourself as a 'South of the Border' illegal immigrant and never worry again!   With our Nuevos Ide...
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Funny story: Facial Recognition systems - closing the security loophole

Facial Recognition systems - closing the security loophole

With the increasing use of Facial Recognition to access computers, there is a move towards making them more secure. "Currently," said chief software developer at Facial Recognition Organisation Group, Freddie Kermit, "these systems are quite secur...
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Funny story: Jabba the Hut to sue Rupert Murdoch for Identity Theft

Jabba the Hut to sue Rupert Murdoch for Identity Theft

News Corporation newspaper The Mercury reports that six hundred year old crime boss Jabba the Hut (aka Jabba Desilijic Tiure) is to sue News Corporation CEO Rupert Murdoch. In a case that is sure to set a legal precedent the crime lord of assassin...
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Funny story: Thousands of Naked Pictures & Porn Literature Missing From Spoof Discovered in Bin Laden Villa!

Thousands of Naked Pictures & Porn Literature Missing From Spoof Discovered in Bin Laden Villa!

TheSpoof.com editor Mark Lowton was at a loss yesterday as news leaked out that a horde of illicit material, missing from his site for over a month, and worth millions of points, had been found by SEAL team 6 in the Pakistan raid that took out Bin La...
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Funny story: The Texas Comptroller's office unknowingly helps out identity thieves

The Texas Comptroller's office unknowingly helps out identity thieves

Austin, Texas - It was recently discovered that Social Security numbers and other information of about 3.5 million people were placed on a public server for about a year. The Texas Comptroller's office was very surprised and angered when 12-year...
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Funny story: J.K. Rowling's Old Boyfriend Discovered

J.K. Rowling's Old Boyfriend Discovered

Private Eye got onto him first. That's how I got to know about it as one of their freelances. In fact, he contacted them from Heathrow airport. He was angry they told me and to take care. But he had a story. He was none other than J.K.Rowling's secret boyfriend from many years back. I imagined he would be weedy, bookish, a nerd. He was the guy she never talked about and only mention...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Identity Thieves Target Elderly

Isle of Wight News - Identity Thieves Target Elderly

Identity Theft seems like a problem of the computer age but more and more non-computer users seem to be targeted. The elderly in particular are increasingly reporting becoming victims of this new crime. Marjorie Stevens of 10 Bettsworth Cresent ha...
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Funny story: Woman Convicted of Stealing Own Identity

Woman Convicted of Stealing Own Identity

(Nippintucket, OH) An Ohio woman has been convicted of an unusual form of identity theft. US Prosecuting Attorney Robert Ungar Rammson said the elderly woman, Gedda L. Ott, had over the years filled out credit card applications sent to relatives w...
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Funny story: Identity Frogs Pose New Threat

Identity Frogs Pose New Threat

Washington, D.C. - The Department of Agriculture has issued a new warning concerning the emerging threat of Identity frogs, small amphibians with the ability to mimic the voices of those they encounter. The arboreal frogs typically cling to tree...
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Funny story: Identity Thief Bags More Than He Bargained For

Identity Thief Bags More Than He Bargained For

In a twist of divine intervention, an identity thief got a little more than he bargained for this week. Carl Blimp, 36 of Cheshire, had been stealing people's identities since 2004. It is believed he has stolen over £32,000 in this time, through...
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Funny story: Dakota Fanning Sues Hannah Montana for Identity Theft

Dakota Fanning Sues Hannah Montana for Identity Theft

Actress Dakota Fanning has filed a lawsuit in California courts claiming that the Hannah Montana television show has stolen her identity. Fanning, whose full name is Hannah Dakota Fanning, claims that the program stole her name by dropping her last...
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Funny story: Nigerian Identity Thieves Impersonate Cartoon Characters

Nigerian Identity Thieves Impersonate Cartoon Characters

Unusually dumb Nigerians have been trying hard to steal money from hard working folks here in America by sneaking in and trying to sell land they don't own, get you to invest in things in their own country that is just a front or trying any of a thou...
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Funny story: Spring Cleaning

Spring Cleaning

With Spring just around the corner, I decided the first thing I'd clean would be my wallet. Nearly two inches thick, my billfold has become just too unwieldy for my back pocket. While this isn't a problem at home, commuting can be a pain in the...you know what I mean. The first thing to go was the month's worth of debit card receipts accumulated from the local grocery stores. It's not often I c...
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Funny story: Signs You're a Victim of Identity Theft

Signs You're a Victim of Identity Theft

17. Your mother no longer complains that you never write or call. 16. Every week, boxes of vials and syringes show up at your doorstep -- and you're neither a doctor nor a professional athlete. 15. All this spam *must* be for some unknown small-penised impostor. 14. Scruffy male prostitutes approach you and you wife in the church parking lot, talking gibberish about "backdoor confes...
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Funny story: Woops! HSBC loses customer data disc

Woops! HSBC loses customer data disc

The HSBC banking group has admitted losing a computer disc with the details of 370,000 customers. FSA officials: "Have you checked between the sofa cushions and behind the fridge?"...
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Funny story: We Know What You Did Last Summer - BT Admits Phorm Lies

We Know What You Did Last Summer - BT Admits Phorm Lies

Top telecoms provider Bangalore Telecom (BT) , India, has admitted after pressure from customers that it secretly used its customers data to test Phorm's data-pimping (see target-marketing under "buzzwords",source; BT sales management m...
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Funny story: "No-one knows anything about you." Public assured after latest data lapse

"No-one knows anything about you." Public assured after latest data lapse

The British public, now confirmed by official figures to be the most public in the world, have been assured that their personal data is completely safe. From now on, even the people who are supposed to read it won't be able to.
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