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Underage? Want a Drink? There's an App for That

Funny story: Underage? Want a Drink? There's an App for That

It's been a problem faced by youth across the world since the invention of under-age drinking laws: how to get served alcohol when under the legal age. For iPhone users who know what they're doing, this will no longer be a problem. "I've managed t...

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Government Buys Used Wall

Funny story: Government Buys Used Wall

The Government today announced the purchase of a second hand wall from a city in Germany. In an official statement the reasons for the purchase were stated that the wall was no longer needed in Berlin so it was going cheap; recycling is all the rage...

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UK ID Cards to be made available for 73p each and not £5 billion as first thought

Funny story: UK ID Cards to be made available for 73p each and not £5 billion as first thought

The proposed spending by the government on consultants, managers, consultants, management consultants and consultants, all not required to launch the £5 billion ID card fiasco, has been cured by an unknown IT technician from the Chapeltown area of Le...

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Anal Identification? The End Justifies the Means.

Funny story: Anal Identification? The End Justifies the Means.

Doctor Bradley Annis, chief researcher at MIT's Department of Analendolgy, stated today, that a working prototype of a new positive identification device is in operation. The device, the Annisometure, named after it's primary inventor, Doctor Anni...

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Verichip is to Replace Real ID

Funny story: Verichip is to Replace Real ID

Crappers; State need to complied with real ID and many states had rejects real ID as being to expensive. Other states asked for an extension until 2011.

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ID cards by 2010

Funny story: ID cards by 2010

Every Briton will have an id card by 2010. Due to changes proposed by a Downing street think-tank, the overall cost has been slashed by £44 billion.

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ID Cards - Free Gifts For Terrorists

Funny story: ID Cards - Free Gifts For Terrorists

Home Secretary Jacqueline Bouvier Smith is today unveiling new plans for identity cards that will provide fantastic new opportunities for identity fraudsters and free gifts for terrorists.

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UK Government Id Scheme U-Turn

The UK Labour government has recently announced policies to reduce the tax burden of their proposed Id scheme.

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ID Card Database Lost on the Tube

Funny story: ID Card Database Lost on the Tube

The entire database of UK Identity Cards is due to be lost an Underground train within 3 months of the new ID Cards being introduced.

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UK Identity cards - It's a reality

The UK government has finally decided to implement its decision on ID cards.

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May I see your papers!?

Funny story: May I see your papers!?

A call for calm has been issued by Mr. Lockett, the Lower Trunion neighbourhood watch co-ordinator. The plea follows a spate of false alarms regarding bogus callers.

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Do-Gooders Who Sign Identity Cards Petition Are Beaten Up

Funny story: Do-Gooders Who Sign Identity Cards Petition Are Beaten Up

When the group NO2ID travelled to Downing Street and delivered a petition signed by 18 million people opposed to the introduction of identity cards, they got more than they bargained for. On their return, each of the people who had signed the petitio...

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National Identity Card Scheme Scrapped in favour of Nectar Rewards Card

Funny story: National Identity Card Scheme Scrapped in favour of Nectar Rewards Card

It's widely believed in Westminster tonight that the Government intend to announce the shelving of plans to introduce its controversial National identity card scheme.

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