Leading British medical bodies, concerned about high levels of alcohol-related health problems, are calling for more ice to be used in drinks.
An increase of 50 per cent more ice in an average glass of beverage bought in pubs and bars would reduc...
Plans for a massive new shopping mall in Arbroath have been put on ice.
A somewhat frosty approval for the 20-megastore complex was given begrudgingly by the Highlands District Council in February last year. But local traders argued that they didn...
YUMA, Arizona - The U.S. Department of The Air Force is investigating a recent crash in Arizona.
Lt. Tinker F. Magpalino, a spokesperson for Orville and Wilbur Wright Air Force Base in Yuma, stated that his agency received half a dozen reports of...
HARFOLD, Vt. - Although Iceland experienced two years ago the worst economic crash of any country in peacetime, Harfold residents are left asking the same questions: "Where is Iceland" and "Why is it so damn cold there?"
A recent study conducted b...
BBC bosses have today admitted faking a number of scenes in their wildlife showcase piece Frozen Planet, which viewers had assumed were filmed in the wild. In fact most of the scenes were filmed in the Iceland, not the country but a branches of the s...
INTERPOL is now looking into the nefarious connection between the recent capture of
Whitey Bulger, the bogus reward payout, the Icelandic Mafia, and the Rogue Trader at UBS responsible for a $2.5B bad investment bet!
After 16 years on the lam,...
It has just been announced that the new Iceland Formula One Grand Prix, scheduled for 2012, will be sponsored by mobility scooter manufacturer, Nippy Zippy Mobility Scooter Company. (NZMSC)
F1 executives, including the capo di tutti capi, Eccles B...
According to the gossip columns, the trio were found sitting in the crater of extinct Icelandic volcano, Imblofyer, eating cucumber and talking about ticket allocations for the 2012 Olympic Games, by part time explorer, Sir Kenneth Tarby-Dodds.
Ta...
The latest craze that's sweeping the nation - Planking - has been exposed as actually being nothing more than "lying down in front of or on top of things you wouldn't normally lie down in front of or on top of".
These controversial words were issu...
Reykjavik - "As seismological blow jobs go this one's the biggie," astrologers are warning about Wednesday's occultation.
"Think 'Vesuvius' plus 10,000 years' worth of seismic celibacy!"
A dozen Icelandic volcanoes may be affected as the eclips...
According to leading Al Queda members, news about the Icelandic ash cloud is nothing but "Western propaganda aimed as discrediting volcanoes in Iceland sympathetic to the recent loss of Al Queda leader Oscar Bin Liner."
Speaking from the Al Queda...
In a frank admission from the Icelandic government, the Minister for the Environment, Ban Kruptdotter, apologised to airports in the United Kingdom for any disruption caused by the ash or by extremely high prices in the shops at British airports.
The Icelandic Prime Minister, Björky Björkysdóttir, has apologised to the rest of Europe after yet another Icelandic volcano exploded, leaving a huge cloud of ash heading towards the continent. She read the following hushed message in a video address to the EU.
"We are very sorry. Normally Iceland is a peaceful land full of wonder and ice, but I am afraid that we might have frightened the littl...
Following the disappointing Misjudgment Day and associated backlash by followers who had offered their life savings to the cause, Reverend Camping, leader of the May 21st prediction fiasco, now says that the Iceland volcano eruption is proof that God...
KEFLAVIK, Iceland - New reporters from all over the world are thrilled beyond words that the latest volcano to erupt out of Iceland at least has a name that most people will be able to pronounce.
Grimsvotn has been hurling lava ash and tons of vol...
Yesterday, on Saturday 21st of May, the long-awaited "rapture" appears to have actually happened, despite being widely ridiculed. The Rapturometer is a very precise scientific instrument kept in the Pentagon in the US, and its bell began to toll in t...
Despite desperate and heartfelt pleas for repentance from Reverend Camping and loyal (and now financially destitute) members of the E-Bible Fellowship Church, the predicted May 21 date of Armageddon has come and gone and the Earth was not, apparently...
Interest in Iceland's Phallogical Musuem (that's PENIS to you Brit Readers) has gone viral with the announcement they have received their first human donation from a local 95 year old man. Incidentally the man was dead when the appendage was surgical...