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Funny story: Ben & Berry's announces two new flavors: Defecake (Shit Pie) and Boooger Bonanza!

Ben & Berry's announces two new flavors: Defecake (Shit Pie) and Boooger Bonanza!

In an early morning press conference today, a spokesman for Ben & Berry's Ice Cream announced two new flavors of ice cream that will be on store shelves this coming month. The two new flavors are Defecake aka: Shit Pie and Booger Bonanza! B...
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Funny story: A Colorado Couple Celebrates Their 80th Wedding Anniversary

A Colorado Couple Celebrates Their 80th Wedding Anniversary

Durango, Colorado - CNN reports that Rayburn and Gertrude Frycurtain of Durango have just celebrated their 80th wedding anniversary. The happy couple was married back on April 17, 1934 in their hometown of Durango. The Frycurtains were taken to...
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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's To Introduce An Ice Cream In Honor of This Year's Snowzilla

Ben & Jerry's To Introduce An Ice Cream In Honor of This Year's Snowzilla

SOUTH BURLINGTON, Vermont - The ice cream creators at Ben & Jerry's in Vermont have been working overtime creating a new flavored ice cream in honor of all of the East Coast winter storms that have been battering the upper right side of the USA.
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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Introduces Its Latest Ice Cream Flavor - Duck Dynasty Delight

Ben & Jerry's Introduces Its Latest Ice Cream Flavor - Duck Dynasty Delight

SOUTH BURLINGTON, Vermont - The makers of the world famous Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream have just announced their latest ice cream creation. Company spokesperson Millard Cypress informed the news media at a press conference at the South Burlington...
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Funny story: Dairy Queen denies "sexism" charges

Dairy Queen denies "sexism" charges

EDINA, MN -- Feminists have charged that Dairy Queen is sexist. The very name of the soft-serve ice cream company, Sheila Battle-Axe, Professor of Women's Studies at the University of Feminist Studies, says, is "insulting to women." "Queen," she p...
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Funny story: Dairy Queen's New Snowzilla Blizzard™ Has Taken Off

Dairy Queen's New Snowzilla Blizzard™ Has Taken Off

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - The tremendous snowstorms that have struck the United States have taken a toll on the ice cream business as noted by Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine. Tucker spoke with Dairy Queen spokesperson Columbus Vee and...
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Funny story: An Ice Cream Shop In The Bronx Has Had 2 Customers in 7 Days

An Ice Cream Shop In The Bronx Has Had 2 Customers in 7 Days

BRONX, New York - The owner of one of the most popular ice cream parlors in New York City says that he may have to end up closing down. Gino Brockatoosi owner of The Damma Good Ice Cream Parlor told reporters that the record-breaking winter snowst...
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Funny story: Ohio Snowmageddon Swallows Up Entire Dairy Queen In Cleveland

Ohio Snowmageddon Swallows Up Entire Dairy Queen In Cleveland

MINNEAPOLIS - The home office of the Dairy Queen restaurant chain is reporting that one of its stores in Cleveland, Ohio has been completely covered up by snow. Columbus Vee, a spokesperson for the ice cream and hamburger franchise, stated that he...
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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Has Just Developed A Brand New Ice Cream Flavor in Honor of Miley Cyrus

Ben & Jerry's Has Just Developed A Brand New Ice Cream Flavor in Honor of Miley Cyrus

BURLINGTON, Vermont - The American Ice Cream giant, Ben & Jerry's has just informed the news media that they have just developed their latest ice cream flavor. Company Spokesperson Millard Cypress stated that the new flavor came about after th...
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Funny story: Dairy Queen Presently Test Marketing A Brand New Dessert Item

Dairy Queen Presently Test Marketing A Brand New Dessert Item

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - The Dairy Queen Corporation in a move to increase their sales of ice cream products has just developed a new dessert item. Columbus Vee, a representative with the fast food franchise chain stated that the new item is pres...
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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Fires Spokeswoman LeAnn Rimes and Hires Christina Aguilera

Ben & Jerry's Fires Spokeswoman LeAnn Rimes and Hires Christina Aguilera

BURLINGTON, Vermont - Millard Cypress, a spokesperson for Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream has just announced that they have terminated LeAnn Rimes' contract as the ice cream spokeswoman. Cypress stated that the reason why they decided to let Ms. Rimes...
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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Announces Their New Spokesperson

Ben & Jerry's Announces Their New Spokesperson

BURLINGTON, Vermont - Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream has just celebrated its 35th anniversary and sales are booming. Owners Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, known as the Ice Cream Kidz, recently provided 6,000 pints of ice cream to a PETA convention i...
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Funny story: An 8-Year-Old School Boy Finds A Top Secret CIA Document at A Dairy Queen In Queens

An 8-Year-Old School Boy Finds A Top Secret CIA Document at A Dairy Queen In Queens

QUEENS, New York - Little 8-year-old Howie Buttonbitty has always said that he is very lucky at finding things. When he was just 5-years-old he found an old Civil War cavalry sword that had belonged to Confederate General Stonewall Jackson. An...
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Funny story: A List of 10 New Products That Just Did Not Sell

A List of 10 New Products That Just Did Not Sell

Every year hundreds of corporations throughout the entire United States spend millions of dollars on developing, marketing, and selling brand new products. Some times they get lucky and the product-buying American consumer accepts the product and the item becomes a manufacturing success. But most of the times, however, the public rejects the new product. And that item soon is sent off int...
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Funny story: Gilbert Gottfried Spotted Driving An Ice Cream Truck In Nogales, Arizona

Gilbert Gottfried Spotted Driving An Ice Cream Truck In Nogales, Arizona

NOGALES, Arizona - There is no better example of a person putting his foot in his mouth that Gilbert Gottfried. After making his sickingly sick non-joke about the Japanese tsunami the man with what has to be the most irritatingly grating voice in...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer Contemplates Suicide, Decides Ice Cream is a Better Option

Spoof Writer Contemplates Suicide, Decides Ice Cream is a Better Option

SAN DIEGO - Mediocre Spoof Magazine 'Spoof Ned' (a play on the phrase 'Spoon Fed') recently published a satirical article entitled 'With US Economy in Turmoil, Astronauts Decide to Stay in Space' by Edward James Henrickson. The article was met with r...
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Funny story: Ice Cream Price Hike A Con!

Ice Cream Price Hike A Con!

Warnings that ice cream prices were set to rocket have been blasted as a con trick by a local food expert. The ten per cent rise in the price of one of our favourite sweet treats is reported to be caused by a crisis in the global harvest of vanill...
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Funny story: Bend & Jerry's Introduces "Apple-y Ever After", "Chubby Buddy" To Celebrate Legal Gay Marriages!

Bend & Jerry's Introduces "Apple-y Ever After", "Chubby Buddy" To Celebrate Legal Gay Marriages!

The famous Bend & Jerry's nationwide ice cream empire are adding a few new flavors in celebration of new legal marriages in their home state of Vermont. "We think that this is the right move towards civil rights for everyone", stated Bend. "So...
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