NOGALES, Arizona - There is no better example of a person putting his foot in his mouth that Gilbert Gottfried.
After making his sickingly sick non-joke about the Japanese tsunami the man with what has to be the most irritatingly grating voice in...
SAN DIEGO - Mediocre Spoof Magazine 'Spoof Ned' (a play on the phrase 'Spoon Fed') recently published a satirical article entitled 'With US Economy in Turmoil, Astronauts Decide to Stay in Space' by Edward James Henrickson. The article was met with r...
Warnings that ice cream prices were set to rocket have been blasted as a con trick by a local food expert.
The ten per cent rise in the price of one of our favourite sweet treats is reported to be caused by a crisis in the global harvest of vanill...
The famous Bend & Jerry's nationwide ice cream empire are adding a few new flavors in celebration of new legal marriages in their home state of Vermont.
"We think that this is the right move towards civil rights for everyone", stated Bend. "So...
Ice-cream manufacturer Godfrey Sice's company, are producing new flavours and names of ice-cream concoctions, in honour of individual MP's and Political Parties performances in the Government, and opposition.
Here is the full list to be available soon:
Flavour/Name: Credit Crunch
In Honour of: George Osborne
Flavour/Name: Nut'n Accomplished
In Honour of: Nick Clegg
Flavour/Name: Sile...
The perfect applelet for the loan woman, or the student separated from their friends in a far away city has finally been released after several months in development.
MyWay have released iScream to much fanfare.
"I am in awe of this app," said...
A London entrepeneur has come up with an ingenious idea, he's opened up a "Mum's best breast milk ice cream salon" in Convent Garden.
After researching the nutritional values of breast milk and the amounts wasted after baby's decided to suck on a...
A restaurant in London has announced that its best selling menu item is ice cream made from breast milk.
Cafe You in Covent Garden is making a name for itself by featuring dishes made only from body parts and membranes.
The Breast Milk Ice Crea...
Washington DC: The Federal Ice Cream Company, NYSE symbol USA, may be declaring bankruptcy. USA was established 234 years ago as a limited partnership, which grew from 13 stores to 50 stores.
The founders of USA produced a plain vanilla product, l...
VENICE BEACH, California - One of the most popular young teen singers in the world Justin Bieber and his new BFF Jasmine Villegas were spotted having ice cream cones at a Dairy Queen Ice Cream Parlor in Venice Beach.
The two teens could be seen ha...
Crowds of disappointed ice cream fans were turned away by police in Edinburgh today after mistaking the Pope Mobile for an ice cream van and the Pope for an aproned Italian ice cream vendor.
One man said "I queued up for hours in the sun, hoping t...
The Baltimore Ravens lost a detrimental game Sunday against the Pittsburgh Steelers, and the loss was primarily due to mental errors and costly 4th quarter penalties. It went without saying that head coach John Harbaugh's promise to take the team out...
Philadelphia, PA - Crack-heads surrounding North Philadelphia's Diamond Street were terribly dismayed yesterday after discovering that their usual ice cream truck full of crack was actually selling ice cream.
"It be bullshit," said Derrick Thomas,...
PHOENIX, AZ -- Ben and Jerry are being sued over ice cream that was claimed to be too cold. According to the complaint, filed in Maricopa County Court, Emilio Estanza-Gomez was enjoying an ice cream cone while driving his newly purchased automobile.
Al Gore is back to start his Global warming lectures again now that spring has arrived and the temperatures are getting warmer.
While walking to a hall in Las Vegas, where he was due to do a Global warming lecture he spotted a little boy who's ic...
Mongo - The world was briefly terrified today in the aftermath of a newsflash announcement from none other than Emperor Ming of Mongo, the sinister tyrant of the 1930's serial "Flash Gordon", who demanded that Earth's rulers abdicate to him or face t...
Thousands of Bankrupt ice cream van owners are being urged to sue Al Gore because of his Global Warming lectures which are causing financial ruin.
George Grey bought an ice cream van and stocked it up ready for the summer that never came after he...
A Vermont ice cream maker has released a new placenta flavored ice cream named "After Birth" to show the company's support for the conservative "birther" movement.
The so called birthers are conservatives that question the legitimacy of Barack Oba...