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Global Warming - No Longer a Threat

Funny story: Global Warming - No Longer a Threat

In 1827 scientists launched a rocket into space, with the knowledge that by the time it arrived, it would be just in time to stop global warming. The fear was, that with all the snow accumulated throughout the polar ice caps and the North East part...

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Global Warming: Gloom or Boom

Honolulu, Hawaii - Although many feel the now undeniable green house effect occurring at a global level spells doom for the future of humankind, there is a growing number of people whom welcome, even hope that the global warming process continues.

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Solar Ice Cap Receding IPCC Reports

Funny story: Solar Ice Cap Receding IPCC Reports

East Anglia (AP) - In the wake of retreating sea ice and glaciers on earth, IPCC scientists at East Anglia now report that the solar ice cap has nearly disappeared and may be completely gone by 2035. The effect of the loss of the solar ice cap is ex...

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Ice is cold: Latest

Funny story: Ice is cold: Latest

Red-faced scientists now admit that melting polar ice will not raise sea levels as much as first thought. In a statement issued from the Institute of the Bleedin' Obvious, it was acknowledged that ice cubes floating in glasses of water do not signifi...

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Bermuda Triangle to blame for disappearing ice shelfs

Funny story: Bermuda Triangle to blame for disappearing ice shelfs

German scientists have announced that dramatic ice thaws in the North Pole are down not to climate change or any other rational scientific explanation but are caused purely by the Bermuda Triangle. They explain that the mysterious forces at the h...

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President Bush To Make Announcement About Sinking Iceberg

Funny story: President Bush To Make Announcement About Sinking Iceberg

An emergency Whitehouse announcement has been scheduled for 6pm on Sunday evening after an iceberg floating in the sea off Alaska started listing badly, putting millions of peoples' lives at risk...

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Solar Ice Caps Discovered

Funny story: Solar Ice Caps Discovered

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - Scientists at the Mount Palomar campus announced the discovery of polar ice caps on the sun today. The news has shaken most of the scientific world with the exception of Poland.

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"Global Warming? Bring It On!" say Inuit

Funny story: "Global Warming? Bring It On!" say Inuit

The effects of so-called Global Warming will be felt hardest in the cold countries, but some Inuit have indicated they would welcome dramatic climate change.

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Selling Refrigerators to Eskimos Becoming Increasingly Easy: President Bush Credits Growing Economy

Funny story: Selling Refrigerators to Eskimos Becoming Increasingly Easy: President Bush Credits Growing Economy

BURROW, Alaska - As the ice caps begin to melt, the indigenous people near the North Pole are more willing to pay top dollar for an appliance that was previously unnecessary: refrigerators. Though many environmentalists consider the purchases not onl...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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