Causing Al Gore to grind his teeth, MENSA Headquarters has issued a world cooling down over the next 25-100 years.
"It's overdue already and could begin at any time", stated spokesman Howard Hawking.
Why is the well-known group going against A...
In an important publication recently released, it states that an international research expedition to the Southern Ocean has confirmed that if it were left alone, the global climate would be naturally heading towards another ice age.
Scientists at the US National Solar Observatory issued a warning this week that our Sun appears to be heading towards another 'Maunder Minimum' - a period between 1645-1715 when there was an almost complete absence of sunspots. That was also the peri...
ROSWELL, NM - The occurrence of multiple Ice Age periods has been well documented. However, Global Warming "activists" have been strangely silent about the phenomenon. Some suspect the shift to using the phrase "Climate Change" is a distraction.
Lower Manhattan, NYC - (X-Files Mess): An Ice-Age UFO has been found frozen in time/space amid the remains of a glacier 5,000 ft below Ground Zero, according to reports.
The pre-Atlantis Era craft was discovered entombed in sub-permafrost after Ex...
Thaksin Shinawatra, the ex-Prime Minister of Thailand, and current owner of English Premier League football club, Manchester City, flew into London today, bringing bizarre reports of an Ice Age in his home country.
Mr Shinawatra is in serious trou...
High ranking members of congress met today to discuss the immigration problems stemming from the newly discovered issue of global cooling.
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