Leading British medical bodies, concerned about high levels of alcohol-related health problems, are calling for more ice to be used in drinks.
An increase of 50 per cent more ice in an average glass of beverage bought in pubs and bars would reduc...
SNOWBALLS, Alaska - The government of Alaska has been asked by the Eskimo population of the village of Snowballs to address a situation that is becoming more and more serious.
A spokesperson for Alaska's Northern Eskimos identified as Fafanook Vap...
EMMAUS PA - News from the Broad Street Saloon in Emmaus, PA is backing up global warming, despite the cooked results previously reported. Scientists there noticed that while drinking scotch on the rocks, that the rocks melted. As this melt transpir...
During this festive season, authorities ran a major campaign against Alcoholism.
Today, authorities have been forced to take a very usually step backwards and are now encouraging people to over indulge as they used to.
The reason for this majo...
"Quad bike falls through ice on frozen lake Quad bikers who drove onto a frozen lake have been criticised for "stupidity at the highest level" after one of their machines fell through the ice. "
That's putting it mildly but it did give me a good laugh when I saw the photo of the incident and read the true story.
Idiots of the highest degree. They are probably the fellas who were sitting coz...
Up to 25 cars have been involved in a pile-up on an icy motorway, despite constant propaganda that the globe is warming and it's all your fault.
It is thought the vehicles skidded on a patch of black ice on the A627(M) in Oldham, but Al Gore is di...
Fears are rising for the emotional stability of Antarctica after space probes noticed that the contentment is losing its ice.
In an attempt to slow or even reverse the receding ice, scientists at Antarctica Technology University (Antarctica) have...
It was supposed to be happy day for local man, Martin Shuttlecock, as he started his well earned Christmas holiday break, only for disaster to strike.
As Shuttlecock walked across the forecourt outside his home to get to the family car disaster st...
East Anglia (AP) - In the wake of retreating sea ice and glaciers on earth, IPCC scientists at East Anglia now report that the solar ice cap has nearly disappeared and may be completely gone by 2035. The effect of the loss of the solar ice cap is ex...
French president Nicolas Sarkozy has scoffed at the announcement by a University of Cambridge professor that the Arctic Ocean will soon - within a decade - be ice-free in the months of summer.
Monsieur Sarkozy, addressing the French Academy of Sci...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With the cause of lightning supposedly still a matter of debate, and with theories ranging from the laughable to the somewhat plausible, San Francisco Onion staff writer and physicist Ginger Steele decided to weigh in on the matte...
An exceptionally cold winter always brings more instances of the annual tragedy of young boys who could not resist the age-old experiment to see what would happen if, in sub-zero temperatures, they tried to lick a metal pole.
In fact, it happened...
At a press conference earlier today, the Highways Agency announced the latest weapon in their fight against dangerous black ice on the nation's roads. It follows several days of widespread criticism of their failure to deal with the traffic chaos ca...
It's official - The UK is now the laughing stock of the world following the farcical sequence of events from Monday morning through to Wednesday night.
The farce began when a light dusting of snow hit these islands on Sunday night.
On Monday mo...
In the age of global warming, cocktail slurping EU'ers have spent a hot summer and a tepid winter in search of really cold drinks. When the frosty beverage loving Europeans reach their limit with lukewarm liquids, they began clamoring for a new suppl...
Greenland has finally succumbed to the worldwide financial crisis that has hit every other country.
With a population of twenty-nine, Greenland had thought itself immune from the financial implosion elsewhere, but that is no longer the case as th...
The British rail system was today in turmoil after being caught out by the wrong type of ice. Stations had to be closed and trains stopped en route stranding commuters as plunging temperatures gripped the nation.
Head of Rail infrastructure Sir H...
American rap star Ice Cube has announced that he is planning on endorsing a new range of ice cubes which are predicted to be in stores next month.
The star, famous for hit songs such as 'check yo self' and 'today was a good day' announced the new...