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DACA Dogs Sniff Out Illegal Aliens at JFK

Funny story: DACA Dogs Sniff Out Illegal Aliens at JFK

Queens, NY - JFK Airport is the first major airport to sniff out illegal aliens. As travelers entering the United States wait to retrieve their luggage, ICE enforcement agents use canines to determine which travelers are illegal immigrants. The pro...

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Man freezes to death in the iciest of ice bucket challenges

Funny story: Man freezes to death in the iciest of ice bucket challenges

Bronx, N.Y. - Ice bucket challenges have gone viral in the social media circuit. These challenges involve a nomination of friends who will either take the challenge or donate to a charity to fund research to reduce morbidity and mortality caused by A...

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Sarah Palin Sticks Her Foot In Her Mouth Again

Funny story: Sarah Palin Sticks Her Foot In Her Mouth Again

WASILLA, Alaska - The Undisputed Queen of The Geographical Boo-Boo's, Sarah Palin has struck again. This time "Snowflake" Palin told a reporter for American Spotlight Magazine that the Lower 48 states Winter has definitely been a harsh one. She...

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Snowflakes spotted in the South: 21 Confirmed Dead

Funny story: Snowflakes spotted in the South: 21 Confirmed Dead

Millions of viewers turned on their television sets to watch hordes of "Walkers" terrorizing the outlying areas of Atlanta recently. No, this was not the latest mid-season premiere of AMC's hit show The Walking Dead. Every major news outlet was...

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U.S. Construction Workers and Cowboys Being Retrained for Fresh Water Retrieval

Funny story: U.S. Construction Workers and Cowboys Being Retrained for Fresh Water Retrieval

NUUK, GREENLAND - In a cooperative educational program between Denmark and the U.S., America's laid off construction workers and cowboys will be retrained for fresh water retrieval in Greenland's vast ice sheet which covers 81% of the country (677,85...

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Georgia Bracing For Snowzilla

Funny story: Georgia Bracing For Snowzilla

ATLANTA, Georgia - Meteorologists throughout the Peach State of Georgia are warning state residents that big bad Snowzilla is on her way. Thick layers of ice up to 2-feet thick are being predicted and some estimates expect as much as 19 inches of...

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Winter Olympics Shut Down

Funny story: Winter Olympics Shut Down

Once again the industrial safety commission OSHA has brought the world's Winter Olympic Games to a grinding halt. As with the 2010 games in British Columbia, the commission has found numerous faults in the various Olympic venues in Sochi, Russia.

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MENSA Headquarters Predict Worldwide Cooling!

Funny story: MENSA Headquarters Predict Worldwide Cooling!

Causing Al Gore to grind his teeth, MENSA Headquarters has issued a world cooling down over the next 25-100 years. "It's overdue already and could begin at any time", stated spokesman Howard Hawking. Why is the well-known group going against A...

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Meth Addicted Dentist Losing Clients As He Loses His Own Teeth

COUNCIL BLUFFS, IA - "It's not like I don't do quality work," states Dr. Ernest Spunn, "I have been making my living on quality AND quantity. I have been moving through people in sheer volume, especially when I'm tweaking! Root canals, extractions,...

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Doctors seek huge rise in ice in drinks

Funny story: Doctors seek huge rise in ice in drinks

Leading British medical bodies, concerned about high levels of alcohol-related health problems, are calling for more ice to be used in drinks. An increase of 50 per cent more ice in an average glass of beverage bought in pubs and bars would reduc...

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The Eskimo Igloo Problem Is Getting Worse

Funny story: The Eskimo Igloo Problem Is Getting Worse

SNOWBALLS, Alaska - The government of Alaska has been asked by the Eskimo population of the village of Snowballs to address a situation that is becoming more and more serious. A spokesperson for Alaska's Northern Eskimos identified as Fafanook Vap...

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Scientists discover global warming in Emmaus

Funny story: Scientists discover global warming in Emmaus

EMMAUS PA - News from the Broad Street Saloon in Emmaus, PA is backing up global warming, despite the cooked results previously reported. Scientists there noticed that while drinking scotch on the rocks, that the rocks melted. As this melt transpir...

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Encouraging the Irish to reframe from over-indulging in Alcohol Backfires!

Funny story: Encouraging the Irish to reframe from over-indulging in Alcohol Backfires!

During this festive season, authorities ran a major campaign against Alcoholism. Today, authorities have been forced to take a very usually step backwards and are now encouraging people to over indulge as they used to. The reason for this majo...

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Quad bike falls through ice on frozen lake in Wales

Funny story: Quad bike falls through ice on frozen lake in Wales

"Quad bike falls through ice on frozen lake Quad bikers who drove onto a frozen lake have been criticised for "stupidity at the highest level" after one of their machines fell through the ice. " That's putting it mildly but it did give me a good laugh when I saw the photo of the incident and read the true story. Idiots of the highest degree. They are probably the fellas who were sitting coz...

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Black Ice on Motorway Causes Exposure That Man Made Global Warming Is a Lie, Pile Up

Funny story: Black Ice on Motorway Causes Exposure That Man Made Global Warming Is a Lie, Pile Up

Up to 25 cars have been involved in a pile-up on an icy motorway, despite constant propaganda that the globe is warming and it's all your fault. It is thought the vehicles skidded on a patch of black ice on the A627(M) in Oldham, but Al Gore is di...

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Ice loss embarrassment for receding Antarctica

Funny story: Ice loss embarrassment for receding Antarctica

Fears are rising for the emotional stability of Antarctica after space probes noticed that the contentment is losing its ice. In an attempt to slow or even reverse the receding ice, scientists at Antarctica Technology University (Antarctica) have...

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Local Man Takes A Tumble

Funny story: Local Man Takes A Tumble

It was supposed to be happy day for local man, Martin Shuttlecock, as he started his well earned Christmas holiday break, only for disaster to strike. As Shuttlecock walked across the forecourt outside his home to get to the family car disaster st...

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Solar Ice Cap Receding IPCC Reports

Funny story: Solar Ice Cap Receding IPCC Reports

East Anglia (AP) - In the wake of retreating sea ice and glaciers on earth, IPCC scientists at East Anglia now report that the solar ice cap has nearly disappeared and may be completely gone by 2035. The effect of the loss of the solar ice cap is ex...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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