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Maxine Carr is Bridezilla!

Funny story: Maxine Carr is Bridezilla!

Guess what! That naughty Soham Liar Maxine Carr has got married. Within the last week Maxine, now under her new identity, has wed her secret new lover in a fancy swanky bash at a luxury hotel. Maxine is understood to be a huge fan of Kim and Kanye an...

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Ian Huntley gets his knickers in a twist!

Funny story: Ian Huntley gets his knickers in a twist!

HMP Frankland prison officers stifled there giggles as they walked into a room to unexpectedly find that familiar figure Ian Huntley, dancing in his ex-partner Maxine Carr's dress. Huntley who is now a successful cleaner behind bars, was slut droppin...

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Ian Huntley Execution Plea Lodged

Funny story: Ian Huntley Execution Plea Lodged

Soham murderer Ian Huntley, who killed the innocent little schoolgirls Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman, has told guards at Frankland Prison he should be executed, after he was attacked by an inmate. The 36-year-old former school caretaker's throat...

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Ian Huntley To Sue Prison Service For £100,000

Funny story: Ian Huntley To Sue Prison Service For £100,000

In one of the most bizarre cases in the annals of the British legal system, it has been revealed that double-child murderer Ian Huntley is to launch a lawsuit against HM Prison service on the grounds that officers of said organisation were negligent...

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Ian Huntley Has Throat Slashed

Funny story: Ian Huntley Has Throat Slashed

There was widespread shock and disbelief at Frankland Prison, Durham, today after it was revealed that yet another attempt on the life of notorious Soham child-killer Ian Huntley had failed. Huntley had his throat slashed in the early hours of Sun...

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Megabux compensation as Huntley blames Venables furor

Funny story: Megabux compensation as Huntley blames Venables furor

Durham - (Rioters): Convicted child killer Ian Huntley could be in line for a seven-figure compensation payout after blaming anti-Jon Venables hysteria for a vicious knife attack that saw him rushed to hospital yesterday. The 36 year-old killer to...

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Ian Huntley Prevented From Killing Himself By Authorities Yet Again

Funny story: Ian Huntley Prevented From Killing Himself By Authorities Yet Again

Police have launched an investigation into why murderer Ian Huntley, the man serving a life sentence for the killings of Jessica Chapman and Holly Wells, both 10, hasn't been able to kill himself with drugs.

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Ian Huntley Suicide Bid Blunder-Home Office Recommendations

Funny story: Ian Huntley Suicide Bid Blunder-Home Office Recommendations

Soham killer Ian Huntley has once again been saved from suicide by blundering prison guards. Since being in prison, Huntley has attempted suicide on at least two occasions, normally involving stored tablets.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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