Sir Ian "Beefy" Botham has astonished courtiers by slamming arrangements for his sirring today.
Duncan Fletcher is to step down from his lofty role as England's cricket coach after their last World Cup match against the West Indies on Saturday.
Former England cricket captain Ian Botham is thought, today, to be one step nearer to making a sensational comeback to the international game.
Bob Woolmer, the ex-Kent and England batsman, and ex-Pakistan and South Africa coach, is only just nicely 'back in the pavilion', but the tongues are already wagging as to how he died.
The England cricket team will face up to their tricky qualifying group match against Kenya on Saturday, bolstered by the return of Andrew Flintoff, after his one-match ban yesterday against Canada.
Ian 'Beefy' Botham, in a sensational attack has slammed the entire Australian test cricket side as being abysmal.
Ian 'Beefy' Botham has tonight slammed sad England once again for their terrible performance in Austria.
The top of Ian 'Beefy' Botham's head blew off today, as the former cricket hero was delivering his verdict on England's sorry performance in Bulgaria as they crashed out of the Gillette Cup 2 nil.
Ian 'Beefy' Botham has today slammed a door in a fit of rage over England's latest shambles against Ireland in the 5th test in Mumbai.
Ian 'Beefy' Botham has hit out today at cricketers who end up mincing around the dance floor instead of playing cricket.
Ian 'Beefy' Botham has today accused Santa of being nothing more than an old fat bloke dressed up in a red outfit with a fake big white beard.
Cricketing legend, Ian 'Beefy' Botham, has tonight hit out at England's sorry performance against America in Brazil, as they crashed out of the Ashes 23 nil.
Ian 'Beefy' Botham has today launched a devastating attack on himself in a move that's got the sports world reeling.
Ian Botham has slammed England's sorry performance in the second test in Calcutta against the Aussies.
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