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Funny story: Unemployed to be forced to wear identifying badges

Unemployed to be forced to wear identifying badges

The Work and Pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith today announced that the unemployed will from now on be forced to wear a badge identifying them as 'Work Shy' so that members of the public can easily identify them. "For too long the Work Shy have...
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Funny story: Osborne arrested for 'stomping the green shoots of recovery'

Osborne arrested for 'stomping the green shoots of recovery'

Police have today cautioned George Osborne and issued an interim restraining order banning him from all garden centres, after reports that he was seen 'maliciously stamping on the green shoots of recovery'. Osborne is reported to have roamed the h...
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Funny story: Cameron rebuked by OBR for quoting the fairies he is away with

Cameron rebuked by OBR for quoting the fairies he is away with

After a complaint from the independent Office for Budget Responsibility yesterday, the Coalition has sought to disprove that David Cameron said that black was white and misquoted the OBR. A Coalition spokesman today made it 'absolutely clear' that Mr Cameron has not been telling any lies, fibs or porkies, but merely adhering to a new Coalition lexicon to standardise political statements. T...
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Funny story: IDS thinks shelf stacking more important than Geology

IDS thinks shelf stacking more important than Geology

Work and Pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith has said that people should not think that they are too good to work for free in supermarkets on the governments back to work scheme. He told the Andrew Marr program this morning that the government would...
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Funny story: Government U Turn on listening to the Public

Government U Turn on listening to the Public

In August of 2011 David Cameron said that the government would listen to the almost 2m people who signed a petition against road pricing. Just over a year later the government announce plans to introduce rode pricing by 2015. "Look we had to prete...
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Funny story: Government Sack Benefit Cheats

Government Sack Benefit Cheats

Government officials have outlined plans to sack benefit cheats and replace them with people that might have cheated, but did not have the bottle to do so. The change in circumstances for many fraudsters means they will no longer be able to sustain t...
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Funny story: McDondalds to replace Atos in new deal for spongers says Duncan Smith

McDondalds to replace Atos in new deal for spongers says Duncan Smith

In yet another dramatic climb-down for the government, Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith announced today that ATOS will no longer be carrying out medical assessments on the sick and disabled, ending the government's controversial contract...
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Funny story: Nottingham Market Square Demonstrations lose out to JCP phenomenon!

Nottingham Market Square Demonstrations lose out to JCP phenomenon!

The combined demonstrations of the 'Occupation of the Nottingham Market Square', and the 'The Hardest Hit campaign Demo', were put into the shade yesterday, as it was discovered that Two teenagers had obtained jobs through the local JCP (Jobcentre Pl...
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Funny story: Is our Government trying to 'STOP' Unemployed Youngsters from getting jobs?

Is our Government trying to 'STOP' Unemployed Youngsters from getting jobs?

Increasing numbers of Britain's older unemployed job seekers are saying they're afraid to visit job centres to sign on each fortnight because younger unemployed people there stare at them menacingly and seem to think the older job seekers are taking...
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Funny story: Stick to foreign workers, unemployed Brits urge UK firms

Stick to foreign workers, unemployed Brits urge UK firms

UK businesses should recruit more people from overseas rather than relying on unemployed young Brits who would much rather spend their time dossing about at their state funded home all day, according to unemployed young Brits. The request flies in...
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Funny story: Iain Duncan Smith Says We Should Work Forever

Iain Duncan Smith Says We Should Work Forever

Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith's incredible claim that we want to work beyond the age of 65 is merely a watered-down version of his beliefs, it can be revealed. A source claiming to be from inside the Smith circle showed EIF News &a...
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Funny story: Wagner has some VIP fans

Wagner has some VIP fans

It is reported that the Brazilian star of the X - Factor, Wagner, who has never faced a sing off, is being followed very closely by call me Dave, the PM and Ian Dungpan Smith. Works and Pensions Secretary. The VIP viewers don't give a toss about t...
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Funny story: Mum's the word

Mum's the word

Rich families, in the South East of England and Cheshire, ditch their Eastern European au pairs and sign up for £1 an hour, welfare benefit, benefits it is reported. Realising that there was money to be made from poor people on benefits, Aranxta C...
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Funny story: Benefit cut-price Cuts!

Benefit cut-price Cuts!

Today, Ian 'Clunckhead' Smiff, the man who makes even a retarded Orangutan look three quarters intelligent, announced a whole slew of upcoming Draconian benefit cuts. Having rushed off to the toilet to change his incontinent pad due to the overal...
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Funny story: Duncan-Smith declares war on benefit 'fatties'

Duncan-Smith declares war on benefit 'fatties'

Ian Duncan Smith has launched a scathing attack on benefit claimants whom he described as mostly fat semi-criminals with aspirations no higher than finding the remote control or takeaway menu. Meanwhile he derided the activities of the more able as '...
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Funny story: "I had sex with IDS" - Currie

"I had sex with IDS" - Currie

In her new autobiography "The Second Conservative I Had" Edwina Currie has given details about her illicit affair with ex conservative leader Iain Duncan Smith.
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