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Mile High IVF Airways tells cabin crew they will be fired if the fail to get pregnant

Funny story: Mile High IVF Airways tells cabin crew they will be fired if the fail to get pregnant

Tampax, Florida - Female Mile High IVF Airways cabin crew have been told they can be sacked if they fail to get pregnant at 33,000 feet. Three cycles of in vitro fertilization in optimum atmospheric conditions should be enough to suit most women's...

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Woman sues sperm bank after getting pregnant by rare coyote

Funny story: Woman sues sperm bank after getting pregnant by rare coyote

Ohio - Mrs Gladys Chupacabra, 69, is suing her local sperm bank after it accidentally inseminated her with viles - uh, vials! - of coyote sperm...from a rare black prairie wolf. A $100m lawsuit lodged at Cook County Circuit Court alleges the mix-u...

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"More Pay" For Sperm Donors Call

Funny story: "More Pay" For Sperm Donors Call

Men who donate sperm for IVF treatment should be paid more than women who donate their eggs, it has been claimed. Laura Witjens, chair of the National Gamete Donation Trust who has donated her own eggs reckons most people are not aware of the "ser...

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Test-Tube Baby a 'Big, Fat Mess,' and 'Has No Soul,' Says Doctor Who Created Her

Funny story: Test-Tube Baby a 'Big, Fat Mess,' and 'Has No Soul,' Says Doctor Who Created Her

Drs. Patrick Steptoe and Robert Edwards, who were awarded the Noble Prize For Crimes Against Humanity today, now say that their creation, a child manufactured via in-vitro fertilization, "has no soul. She is a big, fat mess, and should never have bee...

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Apple's iBalls Set To Replace IVF

Funny story: Apple's iBalls Set To Replace IVF

Apple has announced its next must-have personal accessory, the iBalls. Marketed mainly at men, the iBalls will let users determine the gender, looks and intelligence of their children. Combining a mobile version of The Sims game, and genetic in...

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