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Funny story:  'Big Brother' plan angers Clegg

'Big Brother' plan angers Clegg

Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg is outraged by Tory plans to force him to compete on 'Celebrity Big Bother' early next year in a plan to raise the profile of the coalition government. The move follows the success of right leaning Tory Nadine D...
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Funny story:  Police closing in on Jimmy Savile

Police closing in on Jimmy Savile

Police investigating mounting sex abuse claims against the former radio DJ and tv presenter Jimmy Savile believe they are ready to make an arrest in the next 24 hours. Since a documentary on ITV at the beginning of October, hundreds of allegations...
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Funny story:  BBC Launch Probe Into Bruce Forsyth "False Chin" Allegations

BBC Launch Probe Into Bruce Forsyth "False Chin" Allegations

Beleaguered BBC bosses were left reeling today after yet another scandal broke involving one of their biggest star turns. Already engulfed in controversy following the Jimmy Savile abuse scandal, BBC chiefs fear the corporation known as 'Auntie' m...
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Funny story:  Jeremy Kyle To Host New ITV Show 'That's My Bastard!'

Jeremy Kyle To Host New ITV Show 'That's My Bastard!'

ITV have announced that their new Saturday night reality show 'That's My Bastard!' will be hosted by everyone's favourite King of Sneering, Jeremy Kyle. The controversial show will replace Paddy McGuiness' awful 'Take Me Out'. In the show, abs...
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Funny story:  ITV Network Finally Re-Named!

ITV Network Finally Re-Named!

The ITV Network, after nearly two weeks of speculation, it to be renamed the Chas Network. All channels, including Channel Television, STV, and UTV will be put under the 'Chas TV' Banner. The Chas Channel will remain unaffected. The news c...
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Funny story:  Euro 2012: ITV team forced to broadcast outside stadium

Euro 2012: ITV team forced to broadcast outside stadium

Speculation surrounded the ITV sports team last night when an anonymous twitter account said they were banned from the stadium. Viewers had noted during the England v France game that Adrian Chiles, Jamie Carragher and Gareth Southgate were in a s...
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Funny story:  Euro 2012: Fans praise ITV for England v France coverage

Euro 2012: Fans praise ITV for England v France coverage

Football fans tonight joined together in unity to congratulate broadcaster ITV for their coverage of Euro 2012 Group D match England v France. Supporters were naturally worried that the commercial broadcaster was given rights to the opening match...
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Funny story:  Local Man Gets Something In His Eye As He Watches 'The Chase' On ITV

Local Man Gets Something In His Eye As He Watches 'The Chase' On ITV

Local Man, Martin Shuttlecock, reportedly a globetrotting trout tickler of some repute, today revealed that he got something in his eye, as he settled down at teatime to watch ITV's flagship pre-news quiz programme, 'The Chase' on the television. "I don't know what it was, but it hurt like buggery," Shuttlecock grumbled. "I had to take a couple of tablets because me eyeball came up all red and...
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Funny story:  Lewis Is Back - Goes Up Against Bones

Lewis Is Back - Goes Up Against Bones

Fans of TV sleuthing have a difficult decision to make this evening as ITV's popular Oxford-set Lewis is back, clashing with Bones on Sky Living. Lewis and his brainy sidekick Hathaway have to solve the murder of an academic who had been wrestling...
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Funny story:  Shortage Of Suitable Acts Threatens Future Series Of Hit ITV Show, 'Britain's Got Talent'

Shortage Of Suitable Acts Threatens Future Series Of Hit ITV Show, 'Britain's Got Talent'

A letter passed to the press by the Director of the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra has revealed serious concerns within the production team of the hit ITV show, Britain's Got Talent about the viability of future series. 'I was flabbergasted when an application for the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra to audition for Britain's Got Talent was turned down by the show,' revealed the Orchestra's Director.
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Funny story:  Scott & Bailey Bows Out - Wish the Blokes Would, Says Critic

Scott & Bailey Bows Out - Wish the Blokes Would, Says Critic

As the popular detective series Scott & Bailey comes to the end of its latest run tonight, viewers around the country will be breathing a sigh of relief. Tonight's episode sees Rachel (Suranne Jones) on the wrong side of the interviewing desk...
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Funny story:  TOWIE's Mark Wright To Host New ITV Game Show - TV Repair Man Promises Action

TOWIE's Mark Wright To Host New ITV Game Show - TV Repair Man Promises Action

Vigilante watchdog TV Repair Man has promised "radical action" following news that Mark Wright is to front a new game show based on a German format. Former The Only Way Is Essex star Wright has been selected by ITV to be the host of My Man Can.
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Funny story:  Trevor McDonald In TV Fracas With Hollywood Legend

Trevor McDonald In TV Fracas With Hollywood Legend

Former ITN newsreader, Sir Trevor McDonald, will be seen getting into a fracas with a Hollywood movie star tonight. Sir Trevor can currently be seen presenting his new series The Mighty Mississippi, the second episode of which airs tonight at 9 on...
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Funny story:  Foyle's War Steps In As Midsomer Murders Goes Missing... Where's Barnaby When You Need Him?

Foyle's War Steps In As Midsomer Murders Goes Missing... Where's Barnaby When You Need Him?

Fans of hit TV sleuth show Midsomer Murders are up in arms today as their favourite series seems to have gone missing. Without a European Champions League match to show in their prime time 8pm to 10pm slot, ITV would normally be expected to screen...
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Funny story:  The Queen Set To Be A Judge On 'The HRH Factor'

The Queen Set To Be A Judge On 'The HRH Factor'

Television's flattest headed peddler of crap, Simon Cowell, is in advanced talks with the Queen in an attempt to convince her to be a judge on his new regality show, 'The HRH Factor'. Her majesty actually came up with the idea and pitched it to Co...
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Funny story:  Horse in hospital after being thrown from Lorraine Kelly

Horse in hospital after being thrown from Lorraine Kelly

Ned the horse was taken to horse-pital (sorry) last night after falling off TV presenter Lorraine Kelly. Ned and Kelly were filming for a new reality show 'Celebrities On Horses'. Ned explained to the Racing Post "Lorraine came to pick me up from...
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Funny story:  Brits organisers say sorry as Adele is cut off in full flow

Brits organisers say sorry as Adele is cut off in full flow

LONDON - James Corden today blamed producers for the decision to cut Adele's Brits acceptance speech short because of an overrunning TV schedule. The host of the music awards told the Evening Spoofard it was "awful" to force her off the stage to m...
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Funny story:  Christine Bleakley and Adrian Chiles Axed From Daybreak - Not Enough Says TV Repair Man

Christine Bleakley and Adrian Chiles Axed From Daybreak - Not Enough Says TV Repair Man

The show has been a problem for ITV since it was launched in September 2010, receiving appallingly low ratings. Bleakley and Chiles were poached from BBC's The One Show earlier this year in a bid to improve Daybreak's fortunes. The move failed and...
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