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Funny story: World Cup Coverage "Shit On Purpose"

World Cup Coverage "Shit On Purpose"

Commentators and panel experts covering the World Cup on both the BBC and ITV have been accused of making as many errors and poor comments as possible to boost ratings, as well as increase newspaper and social media coverage. According to insiders...
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Funny story: Telly Programmes to be 'Slotted In' Between Commercials on ITV

Telly Programmes to be 'Slotted In' Between Commercials on ITV

In a brave new move, ITV have announced that TV programmes will now be 'shortened' to make way for popular commercials such as ''The Meerkats' and 'The Typhoo Monkey'. In a report commissioned by ITV, electric supplier 'First Utility' discovered s...
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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent winner announced prior to live finals

Britain's Got Talent winner announced prior to live finals

The winner of the 2014 series of "Britain's Got Talent" was announced tonight ahead of the live finals due to take place after the dreadful supermarket advertisements voiced-over by that booming chap who's not Brian Blessed. It was confirmed that...
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Funny story: Prince Harry to be new face of TV Burp

Prince Harry to be new face of TV Burp

Following a successful stint on Comic Relief making impoverished africans laugh, the normally half-naked Prince Harry is to audition for the part of Harry Hill on ITVs successful tea-time comedy TV Burp. Harry, who describes himself on twitter as...
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Funny story: 'Big Brother' plan angers Clegg

'Big Brother' plan angers Clegg

Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg is outraged by Tory plans to force him to compete on 'Celebrity Big Bother' early next year in a plan to raise the profile of the coalition government. The move follows the success of right leaning Tory Nadine D...
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Funny story: Police closing in on Jimmy Savile

Police closing in on Jimmy Savile

Police investigating mounting sex abuse claims against the former radio DJ and tv presenter Jimmy Savile believe they are ready to make an arrest in the next 24 hours. Since a documentary on ITV at the beginning of October, hundreds of allegations...
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Funny story: BBC Launch Probe Into Bruce Forsyth "False Chin" Allegations

BBC Launch Probe Into Bruce Forsyth "False Chin" Allegations

Beleaguered BBC bosses were left reeling today after yet another scandal broke involving one of their biggest star turns. Already engulfed in controversy following the Jimmy Savile abuse scandal, BBC chiefs fear the corporation known as 'Auntie' m...
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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle To Host New ITV Show 'That's My Bastard!'

Jeremy Kyle To Host New ITV Show 'That's My Bastard!'

ITV have announced that their new Saturday night reality show 'That's My Bastard!' will be hosted by everyone's favourite King of Sneering, Jeremy Kyle. The controversial show will replace Paddy McGuiness' awful 'Take Me Out'. In the show, abs...
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Funny story: ITV Network Finally Re-Named!

ITV Network Finally Re-Named!

The ITV Network, after nearly two weeks of speculation, it to be renamed the Chas Network. All channels, including Channel Television, STV, and UTV will be put under the 'Chas TV' Banner. The Chas Channel will remain unaffected. The news c...
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Funny story: Euro 2012: ITV team forced to broadcast outside stadium

Euro 2012: ITV team forced to broadcast outside stadium

Speculation surrounded the ITV sports team last night when an anonymous twitter account said they were banned from the stadium. Viewers had noted during the England v France game that Adrian Chiles, Jamie Carragher and Gareth Southgate were in a s...
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Funny story: Euro 2012: Fans praise ITV for England v France coverage

Euro 2012: Fans praise ITV for England v France coverage

Football fans tonight joined together in unity to congratulate broadcaster ITV for their coverage of Euro 2012 Group D match England v France. Supporters were naturally worried that the commercial broadcaster was given rights to the opening match...
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Funny story: Local Man Gets Something In His Eye As He Watches 'The Chase' On ITV

Local Man Gets Something In His Eye As He Watches 'The Chase' On ITV

Local Man, Martin Shuttlecock, reportedly a globetrotting trout tickler of some repute, today revealed that he got something in his eye, as he settled down at teatime to watch ITV's flagship pre-news quiz programme, 'The Chase' on the television. "I don't know what it was, but it hurt like buggery," Shuttlecock grumbled. "I had to take a couple of tablets because me eyeball came up all red and...
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Funny story: Lewis Is Back - Goes Up Against Bones

Lewis Is Back - Goes Up Against Bones

Fans of TV sleuthing have a difficult decision to make this evening as ITV's popular Oxford-set Lewis is back, clashing with Bones on Sky Living. Lewis and his brainy sidekick Hathaway have to solve the murder of an academic who had been wrestling...
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Funny story: Shortage Of Suitable Acts Threatens Future Series Of Hit ITV Show, 'Britain's Got Talent'

Shortage Of Suitable Acts Threatens Future Series Of Hit ITV Show, 'Britain's Got Talent'

A letter passed to the press by the Director of the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra has revealed serious concerns within the production team of the hit ITV show, Britain's Got Talent about the viability of future series. 'I was flabbergasted when an application for the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra to audition for Britain's Got Talent was turned down by the show,' revealed the Orchestra's Director.
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Funny story: Scott & Bailey Bows Out - Wish the Blokes Would, Says Critic

Scott & Bailey Bows Out - Wish the Blokes Would, Says Critic

As the popular detective series Scott & Bailey comes to the end of its latest run tonight, viewers around the country will be breathing a sigh of relief. Tonight's episode sees Rachel (Suranne Jones) on the wrong side of the interviewing desk...
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Funny story: TOWIE's Mark Wright To Host New ITV Game Show - TV Repair Man Promises Action

TOWIE's Mark Wright To Host New ITV Game Show - TV Repair Man Promises Action

Vigilante watchdog TV Repair Man has promised "radical action" following news that Mark Wright is to front a new game show based on a German format. Former The Only Way Is Essex star Wright has been selected by ITV to be the host of My Man Can.
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Funny story: Trevor McDonald In TV Fracas With Hollywood Legend

Trevor McDonald In TV Fracas With Hollywood Legend

Former ITN newsreader, Sir Trevor McDonald, will be seen getting into a fracas with a Hollywood movie star tonight. Sir Trevor can currently be seen presenting his new series The Mighty Mississippi, the second episode of which airs tonight at 9 on...
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Funny story: Foyle's War Steps In As Midsomer Murders Goes Missing... Where's Barnaby When You Need Him?

Foyle's War Steps In As Midsomer Murders Goes Missing... Where's Barnaby When You Need Him?

Fans of hit TV sleuth show Midsomer Murders are up in arms today as their favourite series seems to have gone missing. Without a European Champions League match to show in their prime time 8pm to 10pm slot, ITV would normally be expected to screen...
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