Deputy First Minister of Northern Ireland Martin McGuinness has reacted angrily to a new BBC Documentary that suggests the majority of Catholics in the province are embarrassed by their former support of the IRA.
A former Provisional IRA leader...
As the world watched Belfast today in anticipation of an historical handshake, details emerged of unsavoury scenes during preparations for the event.
During Her Majesty's Jubilee visit to Northern Ireland she was expected to shake hands with Deput...
London - It's 14 years since the dodgiest of dodgy Piss Process treaties was signed under a waxing fool moon by Hellfire fantasist Tony B Liar.
Today Government confidence in the 1998 Good Friday Agreement small print suffered a setback as mobile...
The CIA has seen disagreements on how to run the agency cause rifts and splits within the organisation itself causing splinter groups to emerge.
As well as the legitimate arm of the CIA, still called the CIA, there is now a more militant wing call...
Belfast - Sinn Fein presidential wannabe Martin McGuinness is off his trolley worried voters said today as his knowledge of the criminal justice system hit the headlines.
Speaking to UK broadsheet reporters the former IRA hitman said people were b...
Belfast - Born again IRA bastard Martin McGuinness is in a secret coalition deal to encourage an extraterrestrial lookalike to 'host' Queen Elizabeth when the current incumbent finally pops her clogs.
The solution means the feckless Provo Queen ca...
London - Wedding invite snubbed members of the IRA are planning a massive attack, worried police sources said today.
And a tip-off reckons they will use a former Colombian coke submersible to attack Westmonster Abbey this Friday.
Royal Navy pat...
As Ireland faces its hour of greatest need and teeters on the brink of bankruptcy, an unlikely saviour has come to the rescue.
The IRA has declared that it is coming out of the shadows and has registered as a limited company. This will involve the...
Shergar, County Louse - (Prenup Mess): "I was starved of proper rogering," Susan Krubbs told her astonished readership last weekend, "by a man who promised to tumesce on demand or yer money back."
Decades of cuckolding then saw her fool a geeky e...
Belfast - (Torquemada News): Commenting on today's report a Vatican spokesman said the church was sticking to strict ecclesiastical guidelines called 'omerta'.
Decryption of these has revealed collusion between the government and Cardinal Josef R...
Provisional Sinn Fein leader Gerry Macadams has revealed his family has had a long history of violent abuse towards many people.
Macadams himself was chief of staff of the Provisional IRA in the early 1970s, and so was responsible for the murder o...
Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness have shocked the world of UK politics today by calling on the breakaway factions of the Provisional IRA to lay down their weapons and support partition from Southern Ireland.
In a shock move, the former rabid repu...
Shergar, Co Louse - (Bloody Sundae): Ulster Unionists were having none of it as Secretary of State Hillary Clinton "ducked bullets and mortar fire" to grandstand in front of the IRA at Stormont today.
The former Little Rock bagwoman for Fuerzas Ar...
Families of IRA victims have criticised the government for failing to put pressure on America to pay compensation to them. They say America should pay this compensation because it funded the IRA, to allow them to buy explosives used in many atrocitie...
London - (Rioters): Global Piss Process scumbags personally vetoed Colonel Gadaffi's compensation moves to London 7/7 bombing victims 'because it might have jeopardised snake oil deals with Al-Qaeda'.
Instead victims' families were offered a ch...
Gordon Brown refused to press Colonel Muammar Gaddafi to compensate IRA bomb victims amid concerns it may upset relations with Libya & Gerry Adams and that he may be taken off the Colonel's Christmas Card list, it has emerged.
Gordon Brown di...
London - (Good Friday Agreement Mess): The Real IRA perv behind the Omagh bombing is back in business and running the country.
Smug uglymug Peter Mandelson took over No 10 today, bouyed by latest counter-intelligence rebranding him as a cute and c...
Sick to death of throwing bombs at each other the IRA and Protestant Paramilitary Groups have joined forces with a common strategy to eradicate everybody and everything that speaks a different language and comes from Rumania!
After years of civil...