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Funny story: Blair to give On The Runs 'evidence' about fugitive bastards' sprint to top statesmen jobs

Blair to give On The Runs 'evidence' about fugitive bastards' sprint to top statesmen jobs

London - Feckin filthy Oirish terrists cut themselves one helluva sweetheart deal a UK Parliamentary Committee will hear on Tuesday as former Prime Monster Tony B Liar takes the stand at a Norhtern Ireland affairs grill. Politicians are probing ho...
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Funny story: Princess Diana got an official Royal Pardon for IRA bombing stuff

Princess Diana got an official Royal Pardon for IRA bombing stuff

London - The Royal Prerogative of Messy was extended to Diana for grassing up her mates in the Libyan Semtex loop. Hundreds of tonnes of Colonel Gaddafi's explosives were regularly smuggled into Britain under the guise of the royal diplomatic bag...
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Funny story: Gerry Adams 'butchered and ate missing champion racehorse Shergar' according to leprechaun super grass

Gerry Adams 'butchered and ate missing champion racehorse Shergar' according to leprechaun super grass

Co Antrim, N Ireland - Former IRA thug turned Global Piss Process luminary Gerry Adams remains in custody tonight as Northern Irish police turn on the thumbscrews about his tastes in equine stuff. Adams, 69, was arrested Wednesday night following...
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Funny story: Former President inaugurates Clinton Leadership Institute at IRA University

Former President inaugurates Clinton Leadership Institute at IRA University

Shergar, County Louse - Global Piss Process luminary Bill Clinton has opened a new college within Ireland's top postgraduate terrorism school in a dedication ceremony tarred and feathered - uh, marred! - by heckling. The former US president said h...
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Funny story: The man who didn't murder Victoria Guerin is gunned down in Irish drive-by shooting

The man who didn't murder Victoria Guerin is gunned down in Irish drive-by shooting

Dublin, Eire - Two masked men on pedal cycles carrying laser-guided BB guns were seen speeding away from the scene of the crime in the Clondalkin area of town tonight after a volley of shots was fired at John Gilligan, 69. The convicted narcotics...
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Funny story: Clinton, Bush Sr and Jr welcome Hutton Report-style of whitewash into IRA fugitives pact

Clinton, Bush Sr and Jr welcome Hutton Report-style of whitewash into IRA fugitives pact

Washington DC - They were once described by the UN, NATO, Interpol, the CIA, Mossad, MI6, KGB, Savak, the French Gendarmerie and the Stasi as being 'in bed with Tony B Liar and the IRA'. Today three former US Presidents were reportedly cock-a-ho...
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Funny story: Beeb's 7/7 London bombings documentary blames 'Asian IRA'

Beeb's 7/7 London bombings documentary blames 'Asian IRA'

London - "It's a feelthy lie, begorrah," Real IRA commander Osama Bin Life-O'Riely said today ahead of the Beeb broadcast at 9pm. "Provisional Al Qaeda bastards is them what done it because of a trick or treaty dare from George W Bush." The do...
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Funny story: Irish Republican Army Mortally Wounded By Change In Electoral Law

Irish Republican Army Mortally Wounded By Change In Electoral Law

Ireland's peak terrorist organisation, the Irish Republican Army, has been severely damaged by recent changes in the country's electoral laws. The Irish parliament, this week, passed an amendment to electoral laws, removing state funding from poli...
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Funny story: Let's Focus On the Good Times Says Martin McGuinness - "What About All The Places We DIDN'T Bomb?"

Let's Focus On the Good Times Says Martin McGuinness - "What About All The Places We DIDN'T Bomb?"

Deputy First Minister of Northern Ireland Martin McGuinness has reacted angrily to a new BBC Documentary that suggests the majority of Catholics in the province are embarrassed by their former support of the IRA. A former Provisional IRA leader...
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Funny story: Queen - McGuinness Handshake Rehearsal Fiasco

Queen - McGuinness Handshake Rehearsal Fiasco

As the world watched Belfast today in anticipation of an historical handshake, details emerged of unsavoury scenes during preparations for the event. During Her Majesty's Jubilee visit to Northern Ireland she was expected to shake hands with Deput...
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Funny story: Good Friday's full moon and the seismology of karma

Good Friday's full moon and the seismology of karma

London - It's 14 years since the dodgiest of dodgy Piss Process treaties was signed under a waxing fool moon by Hellfire fantasist Tony B Liar. Today Government confidence in the 1998 Good Friday Agreement small print suffered a setback as mobile...
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Funny story: CIA splinters into separate organisations

CIA splinters into separate organisations

The CIA has seen disagreements on how to run the agency cause rifts and splits within the organisation itself causing splinter groups to emerge. As well as the legitimate arm of the CIA, still called the CIA, there is now a more militant wing call...
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Funny story: WTF 'Some' IRA Killings Could Be Murder: McGuinness??

WTF 'Some' IRA Killings Could Be Murder: McGuinness??

Belfast - Sinn Fein presidential wannabe Martin McGuinness is off his trolley worried voters said today as his knowledge of the criminal justice system hit the headlines. Speaking to UK broadsheet reporters the former IRA hitman said people were b...
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Funny story: Alien can 'host' the Queen if IRA bastard becomes Prez

Alien can 'host' the Queen if IRA bastard becomes Prez

Belfast - Born again IRA bastard Martin McGuinness is in a secret coalition deal to encourage an extraterrestrial lookalike to 'host' Queen Elizabeth when the current incumbent finally pops her clogs. The solution means the feckless Provo Queen ca...
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Funny story: IRA Thames sub 'to nuke royal nuptials'

IRA Thames sub 'to nuke royal nuptials'

London - Wedding invite snubbed members of the IRA are planning a massive attack, worried police sources said today. And a tip-off reckons they will use a former Colombian coke submersible to attack Westmonster Abbey this Friday. Royal Navy pat...
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Funny story: IRA to bail out Irish economy

IRA to bail out Irish economy

As Ireland faces its hour of greatest need and teeters on the brink of bankruptcy, an unlikely saviour has come to the rescue. The IRA has declared that it is coming out of the shadows and has registered as a limited company. This will involve the...
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Funny story: IRA bombing whore-turned red top agony aunt bemoans frigid ex-husband

IRA bombing whore-turned red top agony aunt bemoans frigid ex-husband

Shergar, County Louse - (Prenup Mess): "I was starved of proper rogering," Susan Krubbs told her astonished readership last weekend, "by a man who promised to tumesce on demand or yer money back." Decades of cuckolding then saw her fool a geeky e...
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Funny story: Claudy bomb conspiracy report blames Ratzinger

Claudy bomb conspiracy report blames Ratzinger

Belfast - (Torquemada News): Commenting on today's report a Vatican spokesman said the church was sticking to strict ecclesiastical guidelines called 'omerta'. Decryption of these has revealed collusion between the government and Cardinal Josef R...
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Palace Orders Hit on Former DIA Intel Chief

Emperor Barack I, fuming over MidEast reality check by LtGen Davis on Sunday, ordered a hit on the General, palace spies report. Word is Terminator-in-Chief Valerie Jarrett got the nod.
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