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Funny story: Brainy tot proves kids--even little geniuses--say the darndest things!

Brainy tot proves kids--even little geniuses--say the darndest things!

She's smarter than Abraham Lincoln (I. Q. 128), Bill Clinton (I. Q. 137), Napoleon Bonaparte (I. Q. 145) Sigmund Freud (I. Q. 156), Benjamin Franklin (I. Q. 160), and even Stephen Hawking (I Q. 160). Three-year-old Alice Amos, of the United Kingdom (...
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Funny story: USDA To Implement IQ Test For Food Stamp Participants

USDA To Implement IQ Test For Food Stamp Participants

WASHINGTON, DC - The United States Department of Agriculture announced today that it will begin testing participants in the Electronic Benefit Transfer (EBT) program, commonly known as "Food Stamps". USDA Spokesperson, Juwanna Jahb, said that "Aft...
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Funny story: Hair extensions reduce intelligence

Hair extensions reduce intelligence

Concern is spreading after a recent survey from Lancaster Hairdressing University that hints at an inverse relationship between hair extension length and IQ. "We've not tied down the mechanism yet," said Graham Henry Boardman, who invented hair st...
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Funny story: Air Jordan limited edition for sale?

Air Jordan limited edition for sale?

People with an intelligence quota between 22-68 caused a frenzy at retail outlets across the nation as scuffles broke out that nearly caused riots in many places. Garry Kasparov, World Chess Grandmaster, who possess an intelligence quota of 190 s...
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Funny story: White Supremacists have the lowest IQ

White Supremacists have the lowest IQ

In a recent survey carried out by Gallop Holes, it was discovered that aligning yourself to a party such as the BNP is a massive indicator of IQ, much more so than economic or educational background. "We were amazed," said Lee Ping, Gallop Hole's...
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Funny story: Mentally Challenged Victims of IQ Scam May Get Their Money Back

Mentally Challenged Victims of IQ Scam May Get Their Money Back

ATLANTA, GA - People with below average intelligence, whether it be from heredity, birth defect, or brain injury, are now targets of yet another scam in which the perpetrators claim to be able to raise the IQ of an affected person by as much as 50 po...
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Funny story: Study: Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Lower IQ

Study: Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Lower IQ

A recent study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) reveals that drugs used to treat erectile dysfunction can lower a man's IQ by up to 30 points. The study, which followed a group of middle-aged men for two years wh...
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Funny story: Children Who Eat Alpha-Bits Cereal 30% Smarter Than Those Who Don't

Children Who Eat Alpha-Bits Cereal 30% Smarter Than Those Who Don't

Here is another story about your tax dollars being put to good use. A research scientist in Battle Creek, Michigan, home of a couple of the largest cereal manufacturers in the United States, has just concluded a year-long study into the effects certa...
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Funny story: Scientists prove having a low I.Q. means you won't be able to read this

Scientists prove having a low I.Q. means you won't be able to read this

A team of researchers from the University of Chipping Sodbury have today published their findings about how having a low I.Q. means you won't be able to read this article. The boffins admit that if you do have a low I.Q. then you might just about...
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Funny story: Theologian determines God's IQ - intelligent design questioned

Theologian determines God's IQ - intelligent design questioned

In post-modern times, 'intelligent design' is the theory most often offered as a challenge to Darwinian evolution. According to the theory of intelligent design, various physical structures, such as the human eye, are simply too well-made to be co...
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Funny story: Child Born with Hat Stand IQ Stuns Ivy League Profs

Child Born with Hat Stand IQ Stuns Ivy League Profs

Child born with the IQ of a Hat Stand immediately works out the quickest route for navigating a bowl of spaghetti. This remarkable achievement took place on the child's first day of life. By the second day the child solved the "Salesmanship...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Score Surprisingly Low on Paparazzi IQ Contest

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Score Surprisingly Low on Paparazzi IQ Contest

Gossip columnists, paparazzi and exploiters of the undeserving rich and infamous have established a foundation to test the intelligence quotient of the many poor bastards that are constantly hounded and persecuted for their supposed star power.Many a...
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Funny story: New Mensa Arrives

New Mensa Arrives

DENSA, a rival to MENSA, for completely thick and stupid people, has been formed by Albert Barnswallow an unemployed dustman from Chatteris Cambridgeshire, England. 'Eres howit'll work' said Albert, gruffly, to local reporter Mandy Grimdyke. '...
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Funny story: Blonde Scientist Finds Human Babies Incredibly Dumb

Blonde Scientist Finds Human Babies Incredibly Dumb

Philadelphia PA-- It turns out babies are incredibly stupid! That is the opinion of Dr. Barbi Doll of the University of Pencilvania. Dr. Doll just completed a 20-year study of babies from every income and ethnic group. She concluded human babies a...
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Funny story: Brains, Balls and Intelligence

Brains, Balls and Intelligence

Kings Bollocks College, London, England - A recent research study has found a link between intelligence and sperm quality in men. Analysing data from American soldiers who took IQ tests and gave sperm sample in 1985, biologists in London have...
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Funny story: B&Q IQ

B&Q IQ

Mensa has sensationally reduced its stringent entry level.
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Funny story: Scientists to Rename Value for George W. Bush

Scientists to Rename Value for George W. Bush

In science, zero degrees Kelvin is known as "absolute zero." This temperature, also measured at -273.15 degrees Celcius, is the point where no heat radiates from an object, no molecules are in motion, and nothing can be colder.
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Funny story: New study reveals shaken babies score low on tests; many southerners and WWF wrestlers affected with Shaken Baby Syndrome

New study reveals shaken babies score low on tests; many southerners and WWF wrestlers affected with Shaken Baby Syndrome

A new study revealed today that babies which are shaken by their parents score lower on standardized achievement and end-of-grade tests when they are school aged than their unshaken peers.
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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