People with an intelligence quota between 22-68 caused a frenzy at retail outlets across the nation as scuffles broke out that nearly caused riots in many places.
Garry Kasparov, World Chess Grandmaster, who possess an intelligence quota of 190 s...
In a recent survey carried out by Gallop Holes, it was discovered that aligning yourself to a party such as the BNP is a massive indicator of IQ, much more so than economic or educational background.
"We were amazed," said Lee Ping, Gallop Hole's...
ATLANTA, GA - People with below average intelligence, whether it be from heredity, birth defect, or brain injury, are now targets of yet another scam in which the perpetrators claim to be able to raise the IQ of an affected person by as much as 50 po...
A recent study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) reveals that drugs used to treat erectile dysfunction can lower a man's IQ by up to 30 points.
The study, which followed a group of middle-aged men for two years wh...
Here is another story about your tax dollars being put to good use. A research scientist in Battle Creek, Michigan, home of a couple of the largest cereal manufacturers in the United States, has just concluded a year-long study into the effects certa...
A team of researchers from the University of Chipping Sodbury have today published their findings about how having a low I.Q. means you won't be able to read this article.
The boffins admit that if you do have a low I.Q. then you might just about...
In post-modern times, 'intelligent design' is the theory most often offered as a challenge to Darwinian evolution.
According to the theory of intelligent design, various physical structures, such as the human eye, are simply too well-made to be co...
Child born with the IQ of a Hat Stand immediately works out the quickest route for navigating a bowl of spaghetti.
This remarkable achievement took place on the child's first day of life.
By the second day the child solved the "Salesmanship...
Gossip columnists, paparazzi and exploiters of the undeserving rich and infamous have established a foundation to test the intelligence quotient of the many poor bastards that are constantly hounded and persecuted for their supposed star power.Many a...
DENSA, a rival to MENSA, for completely thick and stupid people, has been formed by Albert Barnswallow an unemployed dustman from Chatteris Cambridgeshire, England.
'Eres howit'll work' said Albert, gruffly, to local reporter Mandy Grimdyke.
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Philadelphia PA-- It turns out babies are incredibly stupid! That is the opinion of Dr. Barbi Doll of the University of Pencilvania. Dr. Doll just completed a 20-year study of babies from every income and ethnic group. She concluded human babies a...
Kings Bollocks College, London, England - A recent research study has found a link between intelligence and sperm quality in men.
Analysing data from American soldiers who took IQ tests and gave sperm sample in 1985, biologists in London have...
Mensa has sensationally reduced its stringent entry level.
In science, zero degrees Kelvin is known as "absolute zero." This temperature, also measured at -273.15 degrees Celcius, is the point where no heat radiates from an object, no molecules are in motion, and nothing can be colder.
A new study revealed today that babies which are shaken by their parents score lower on standardized achievement and end-of-grade tests when they are school aged than their unshaken peers.
As the world gets more complicated and machines are getting smarter it appears that people are getting dumber.
(MUSICMAN PRESS) A new study by Hampton Professor Patty Jones, found that Spoof readers on average have a higher IQ than persons who do not read TheSpoof.com. The study consisted of 250 TheSpoof.com readers 300 non-readers and 50 persons who write fo...
Researchers in France have identified what they believe is a link between the amount of time women spend reading and breast size. Dr. Emile Goudeau, of the University of Paris headed the study, which stretched over the course of nine years and invol...