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Funny story: Census Blame Game in full swing in Canberra today

Census Blame Game in full swing in Canberra today

With the Census debacle growing to Tsunami like proportions the Census blame game is in full force with the government blaming ABS and IBM, IBM blaming ABS and the Feds and ABS blaming IBM and the International ring of Hackers uncovered in morning ra...
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Funny story: As IBM pass the buck to Turnbull he considers abandoning Census - says its too stressful for him

As IBM pass the buck to Turnbull he considers abandoning Census - says its too stressful for him

The ongoing debacle of the failed census is getting worse as plans to abandon it are discussed The complete and abysmal failure of ABS and IBM to offer even a basic computer based census service is still being widely bagged in Canberra this mornin...
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Funny story: International Ring of Census Hackers raided by 350 Special Forces operatives

International Ring of Census Hackers raided by 350 Special Forces operatives

After an investigation by Australian Defence Signals Directorate regarding the alleged hack on the Census, raids have ensued. It has come to light after tracking down the DDoS traffic it was actually coming from a garage in western Sydney. 350...
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Funny story: Lurid Details Emerge In Siri, Watson Stalking Case.

Lurid Details Emerge In Siri, Watson Stalking Case.

IBM's Watson has been accused by Apple's Siri of stalking and sexual harassment and her creators are seeking a multi-billion dollar judgement against IBM. After police refused to file charges in a bizarre and highly publicized case, Apple's Siri t...
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Funny story: Fed Intentionally Trying to Maintain the American Dollar's Low Value Worldwide

Fed Intentionally Trying to Maintain the American Dollar's Low Value Worldwide

While the American Economy struggles to regain its footing following the massive recession and credit crisis, the Fed seems to have their own agenda. Economists on Capitol hill have been expressing growing concerns over the budding economy. One f...
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Funny story: IBM sells itself to self

IBM sells itself to self

From the moment the bell rang, the stock market went bananas. For days it had been rumored that IBM was up to something. For the entire week the stock reflected unusual activity. The volume had increased from its usual daily volume of 12 million to 1...
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Funny story: IBM going the way of the T Rex?

IBM going the way of the T Rex?

International Business Machinations (IBM) denied reports that it plans to lay off 100,000 of its employees after losses for each of the last 11 successive quarters. "We're in the money," CEO Ginni Romney (no relation, as far as can be determined,...
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Funny story: America's Homeless Problem: The Final Solution

America's Homeless Problem: The Final Solution

America's Homeless Problem: The Final Solution. By General Wolfgang Puck America Heritage Foundation. "We Offer Final Solutions To America's Problems." Every day there are over 3.5 million people in the United States that are homeless. Of course, many of them are hungry. As part of what is increasingly called the "war on the homeless" local governments and businesses are united in tryi...
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Funny story: IBM Releases Superconducting Quantum Computer, Large Hadron Collider Engineers Experience First Boner

IBM Releases Superconducting Quantum Computer, Large Hadron Collider Engineers Experience First Boner

Showing photographs of the recently developed superconducting processor, IBM announced plans for eventual release of their new Quantum Computer. Engineers and scientists at the Large Hadron Collider in Cern, Switzerland, showed a vividly clear inter...
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Funny story: IBM develop World's First Brain Chip - UK Rioters given first Stocks

IBM develop World's First Brain Chip - UK Rioters given first Stocks

London: Cameron stocks up with New IBM Brain Chip in his latest battle against the 'sick society' that plagues the UK inner cities. Government officials moved swiftly today to bring some hope to the UK's riot torn communities, following the announcement by IBM of The Worlds First Brain Chip. The processor, about the size of an ants unerect penis, mimics human brain patterns and can be impla...
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Funny story: IBM Computer Watson Gets His Own Reality Show

IBM Computer Watson Gets His Own Reality Show

Okay, he isn't a real person. But that didn't stop TV executives from giving him a reality show on the new Reality network. Called "I am the Smartest," the show will be filmed in NY and will feature folks from all walks of life attempting to s...
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Funny story: Computer Beats Kids at Candy Land... Holy Terrorbytes, Batman!

Computer Beats Kids at Candy Land... Holy Terrorbytes, Batman!

IBM is at it again. But this time their target for domination isn't aimed at nerdy trivia buffs or intimidating chess masters, its electronic jaws are chomping at the bit to take a megabyte out of sweet innocent little children. The big story in...
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Funny story: IBM's Watson to Go on 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here'

IBM's Watson to Go on 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here'

LONDON - Watson was being approached by Britain's ITV (locally known as the channel for low-brow or to watch when there's nothing on the BBC), to star on a new series of the 'hit' show. The show, which pits celebrities against each other to be the...
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Funny story: IBM Computer Watson Turns into a Bully after "Jeopardy" Win

IBM Computer Watson Turns into a Bully after "Jeopardy" Win

Watson may be a genius, but even geniuses don't always know how to behave. Reports are that Watson, after besting two champions on the game show "Jeopardy," turned out to be an obnoxious bully at the celebratory party after the match. Not...
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Funny story: IBM Computer Watson, Florida Virtual Classrooms Ignite 'Virtual' Craze

IBM Computer Watson, Florida Virtual Classrooms Ignite 'Virtual' Craze

Yep, everybody's doin' it. Going virtual, that is. There's the IBM computer, Watson, that beat out two former champs (real, not virtual) in a trial run of a "Jeopardy" competition. Then there are some Florida classrooms populated by computers,...
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Funny story: Dr. Watson Says IBM Computer Stole His Name

Dr. Watson Says IBM Computer Stole His Name

Sherlock Holmes is trying to calm Dr. Watson down. No luck. As the IBM computer Watson (the company says it's named for IBM founder Thomas J. Watson) gets a lot of attention in the news for appearing as a contestant on the TV show Jeopardy, Dr. Wa...
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Funny story: Stocks Jump on Tech Sector News

Stocks Jump on Tech Sector News

The New York Stock Exchange expects a firm jump in trading and tech sector growth based on early indicators from overseas markets, and weekend news from one technology leader announcing a new cell phone and personal computing platform. Engineers...
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Funny story: IBM synthetic cat brain "going rogue"

IBM synthetic cat brain "going rogue"

PORTLAND OR - According to my source, Mr. Watson, IBM (ittybitty machine corporation) has produced a computer program that is smarter than a cat. When they tested it using an IQ test, the cat failed completely, unable to even hold the pencil. The...
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