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Funny story: IBM Releases Superconducting Quantum Computer, Large Hadron Collider Engineers Experience First Boner

IBM Releases Superconducting Quantum Computer, Large Hadron Collider Engineers Experience First Boner

Showing photographs of the recently developed superconducting processor, IBM announced plans for eventual release of their new Quantum Computer. Engineers and scientists at the Large Hadron Collider in Cern, Switzerland, showed a vividly clear inter...
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Funny story: IBM develop World's First Brain Chip - UK Rioters given first Stocks

IBM develop World's First Brain Chip - UK Rioters given first Stocks

London: Cameron stocks up with New IBM Brain Chip in his latest battle against the 'sick society' that plagues the UK inner cities. Government officials moved swiftly today to bring some hope to the UK's riot torn communities, following the announcement by IBM of The Worlds First Brain Chip. The processor, about the size of an ants unerect penis, mimics human brain patterns and can be impla...
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Funny story: IBM Computer Watson Gets His Own Reality Show

IBM Computer Watson Gets His Own Reality Show

Okay, he isn't a real person. But that didn't stop TV executives from giving him a reality show on the new Reality network. Called "I am the Smartest," the show will be filmed in NY and will feature folks from all walks of life attempting to s...
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Funny story: Computer Beats Kids at Candy Land... Holy Terrorbytes, Batman!

Computer Beats Kids at Candy Land... Holy Terrorbytes, Batman!

IBM is at it again. But this time their target for domination isn't aimed at nerdy trivia buffs or intimidating chess masters, its electronic jaws are chomping at the bit to take a megabyte out of sweet innocent little children. The big story in...
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Funny story: IBM's Watson to Go on 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here'

IBM's Watson to Go on 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here'

LONDON - Watson was being approached by Britain's ITV (locally known as the channel for low-brow or to watch when there's nothing on the BBC), to star on a new series of the 'hit' show. The show, which pits celebrities against each other to be the...
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Funny story: IBM Computer Watson Turns into a Bully after "Jeopardy" Win

IBM Computer Watson Turns into a Bully after "Jeopardy" Win

Watson may be a genius, but even geniuses don't always know how to behave. Reports are that Watson, after besting two champions on the game show "Jeopardy," turned out to be an obnoxious bully at the celebratory party after the match. Not...
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Funny story: IBM Computer Watson, Florida Virtual Classrooms Ignite 'Virtual' Craze

IBM Computer Watson, Florida Virtual Classrooms Ignite 'Virtual' Craze

Yep, everybody's doin' it. Going virtual, that is. There's the IBM computer, Watson, that beat out two former champs (real, not virtual) in a trial run of a "Jeopardy" competition. Then there are some Florida classrooms populated by computers,...
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Funny story: Dr. Watson Says IBM Computer Stole His Name

Dr. Watson Says IBM Computer Stole His Name

Sherlock Holmes is trying to calm Dr. Watson down. No luck. As the IBM computer Watson (the company says it's named for IBM founder Thomas J. Watson) gets a lot of attention in the news for appearing as a contestant on the TV show Jeopardy, Dr. Wa...
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Funny story: Stocks Jump on Tech Sector News

Stocks Jump on Tech Sector News

The New York Stock Exchange expects a firm jump in trading and tech sector growth based on early indicators from overseas markets, and weekend news from one technology leader announcing a new cell phone and personal computing platform. Engineers...
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Funny story: IBM synthetic cat brain "going rogue"

IBM synthetic cat brain "going rogue"

PORTLAND OR - According to my source, Mr. Watson, IBM (ittybitty machine corporation) has produced a computer program that is smarter than a cat. When they tested it using an IQ test, the cat failed completely, unable to even hold the pencil. The...
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Funny story: Oracle to buy Sun, Will Then Sell Bits to HP

Oracle to buy Sun, Will Then Sell Bits to HP

Following the revelation that IBM was considering buying the Sun, the negotiations have broken down and IBM has withdrawn from the purchase. However, enterprise software giant Oracle has jumped in on the act and has said it will now buy the Sun inst...
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Funny story: IBM to buy Sun

IBM to buy Sun

IBM are said to be in talks regarding a possible purchase of the Sun. The technology company sees the Sun as being essential for all life in the solar system, and therefore of great potential value. Sources suggest that IBM would look to develop...
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Funny story: IBM Announces New Text and Image Processing Technology

IBM Announces New Text and Image Processing Technology

Developed after months of customer design workshops, internal engineering and laboratory testing, IBM will be releasing the next generation of technology for word processing, graphics development, and text transmission. Based on the combination...
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Funny story: IBM's Roadrunner Supercomputer goes online - Then accesses Internet Porn, downloading 80 terabytes into its memory banks

IBM's Roadrunner Supercomputer goes online - Then accesses Internet Porn, downloading 80 terabytes into its memory banks

Los Alamos, New Mexico - The new IBM Roadrunner supercomputer (capable of making 1,000 trillion calculations per second), can do in a day what it would take every man and woman on the planet working around the clock seven days a week over 40 years to...
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Funny story: IBM to Outsource 200% of its Workforce

IBM to Outsource 200% of its Workforce

IBM has announced plans to outsource 200% of its workforce to India and China. IBM VP of Human Resources Dinesh Gupta and VP of Worldwide Finance Mai Lai have devised a strategy to reduce costs and provide IBM with a backup of every person in the com...
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