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Two Porn Stars Found Working In Governor Chris Christie's Office

Funny story: Two Porn Stars Found Working In Governor Chris Christie's Office

NEWARK, New Jersey - New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is probably feeling like the title to the Linda Ronstadt song "Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me." As if Pizza Gate, Hurricane Sandy Gate, and Bridge Gate weren't enough now comes word that two women wo...

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Governor Chris Christie Sets A GOP Fundraising Record Thanks To Some Sexy Surprises

Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Sets A GOP Fundraising Record Thanks To Some Sexy Surprises

NEWARK, New Jersey - The happy, rotund governor of New Jersey Chris Christie has been having a bit of a difficult time lately due to situations regarding that bridge lane closure mess, the Hurricane Sandy funds issue, and the missing 215 Butterball t...

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Governor Christie Negotiating A Presidential Pardon

Funny story: Governor Christie Negotiating A Presidential Pardon

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is negotiating a presidential pardon from President Barak Obama before Obama leaves office in 2016. As the drip, drip, drip of Christie's managerial practices are revealed: closing three lanes of the George Wash...

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Governor Christie Comments That He Did Not Use Hurricane Sandy Donations To Buy Food For Himself and His Family

Funny story: Governor Christie Comments That He Did Not Use Hurricane Sandy Donations To Buy Food For Himself and His Family

TRENTON, New Jersey - A reporter with American Spotlight Magazine has placed the spotlight smack dab on New Jersey's Governor Chris Christie. ASM's Cutter Shiloh said that he has inside information from an unnamed inside source that the governor o...

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Manhattan Gives Their Neighbors The Finger

Funny story: Manhattan Gives Their Neighbors The Finger

Manhattan, NY - Manhattan has been lighting up the Empire State Building for decades as a symbol of power and wealth but now some New Yorkers are getting mad. This week, Mayor Bloomberg unveiled a new and improved Empire State Building which has b...

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H&R Block Offers Tips To Victims Of Sandy: Be More Absorbent!

Funny story: H&R Block Offers Tips To Victims Of Sandy: Be More Absorbent!

Not wanting to come in second place to Hurricane Sandy in terms of financial ruination and victimization of the down-trodden, tax-hiccup H&R Block begins its two-pronged ritualized cozening of its clients with Emerald Advance AND their latest edu...

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Mayor Bloomberg to Allow Central Park Camping

Funny story: Mayor Bloomberg to Allow Central Park Camping

Manhattan, NY - After taking some heat for his handling of Super Storm Sandy, Mayor of New York City, Michael Bloomberg, opened up Central Park to displaced residents, allowing them to camp legally in certain sections of the park for the first time s...

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Just Revealed! Hurricane Sandy Was God's Attempt To Join In With Occupy Wall Street.

Funny story: Just Revealed! Hurricane Sandy Was God's Attempt To Join In With Occupy Wall Street.

Intrepid Reuters news reporters have uncovered that the immense Hurricane Sandy, so huge that it was dubbed 'The Perfect Storm', was actually a fabricated event. It appears that God created the mega storm for what to our eyes was a epochial effort to...

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Big Oil tycoons' post-Sandy pledge of $10 million for each pound of ass-lard that Chris Christie loses in next 12 months

Funny story: Big Oil tycoons' post-Sandy pledge of $10 million for each pound of ass-lard that Chris Christie loses in next 12 months

New Jersey - "And a further $10 million for each pound that stays off for the following year," is how the couple's spokesperson put it as the news broke that homeless post-Sandy New Jersey residents stand to benefit from millions of dollars in hurric...

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Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault.

Funny story: Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault.

Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault. 1) Browbeating Jersey Shore cast members and Jersey Mike's via Twitter isn't the same as actually helping fellow New Jerseyans.  2) I wish I was as motivated to be a community advocate and humanitarian even if there weren't flattened houses in my neighborhood. That's a character defect I intend to rectify.  3)...

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New York City Marathon Issues Post-Sandy Rules

Funny story: New York City Marathon Issues Post-Sandy Rules

New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg is being roundly criticized for permitting the New York Marathon to take place this weekend while millions of the city's citizens still suffer from hardships brought on by Hurricane Sandy. In an attempt to avoid...

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Michael D. "Brownie" Brown To Boyscouts : "Being Prepared Is For Squares".

Former head of FEMA Micheal D. Brown (Brownie as he is known to former President George W. Bush) delivered some harsh words about the Boy Scouts of America, just days after his recent remarks toward the Obama administration's response to Hurricane Sa...

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Gov. Chris Christie: I'm Voting For President Obama

Funny story: Gov. Chris Christie: I'm Voting For President Obama

BRIGANTINE, New Jersey - New Jersey Governor Chris Christie rode with President Obama in the official presidential helicopter Marine One. The two men took a tour of the devastation that Hurricane Sandy caused in Governor Christie's state. As th...

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Donald Trump blames Hurricane Sandy on Black Magic

Donald Trump held a news conference this morning and targeted President Barack Obama and "Black Magic" as the reason for Hurricane Sandy. "Trump: "I have been trying to tell the people of America there is something very dark going on in the White...

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Romney says Obama used Wiccans to cause Hurricane Sandy!

Funny story: Romney says Obama used Wiccans to cause Hurricane Sandy!

STUBENVILLE, Ohio (ABSNN) - Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney responded to the devastation left in the wake of Hurricane Sandy by passing out emergency relief supplies in this mid-sized Ohio city today. Romney praised 47% of the American...

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Hurricane Sandy Causes The Presidential Election To Be Postponed To December 4

Funny story: Hurricane Sandy Causes The Presidential Election To Be Postponed To December 4

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Representatives for both President Barack Obama and former Governor Mitt Romney have met and have agreed to postpone the presidential election from November 6, to December 4. Both Obama and Romney agreed to the change which was...

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Romney: Obama Unfairly Presidential In Dealing With Hurricane

KETTERING, OH; Oct. 30, 2012 -- While former governor Mitt Romney and President Barack Obama have agreed to suspend campaigning activities in the wake of Hurricane Sandy, Romney is accusing Obama of not honoring the agreement, claiming that Obama's b...

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GOP: "Keep your filthy gobmint hands off disaster relief!"

Reince Priebus, chairman of the GOP issued a joint statement this morning with members of the Tea Party caucus in Congress. It reads in part: "Get your filthy gobmint hands off disaster relief. The only members not signing the declaration were those...

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I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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