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Funny story:  Oceanic Scientists Have Discovered That Jellyfish Can Predict Hurricanes That Have Not Even Formed Yet

Oceanic Scientists Have Discovered That Jellyfish Can Predict Hurricanes That Have Not Even Formed Yet

MIAMI - The United States Department of Hurricanes has just informed the national news media that they have made a fabulous discovery. A team of oceanic scientists working under the leadership of Dr. Cleopatra Mangosteen [Harvard-1993] have discov...
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Funny story:  Computer runs out of storm names and generates: Gefutzsbttx

Computer runs out of storm names and generates: Gefutzsbttx

The Met Office has announced a new naming convention for storms, after experts ran out of common names, and then words in the English dictionary last week. A spokesman admitted, "We have cycled through three 'tropical storm Ruth's over the last 6...
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Funny story:  The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Says He Is Sick and Tired of The Word Snow

The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Says He Is Sick and Tired of The Word Snow

NEW YORK CITY - The meteorologist who is considered to be The Rock Star of Weather Jim Cantore recently talked with Durango Tucker of National Focus Magazine. Cantore who many say is more recognized than Rush Limbaugh has covered every type of wea...
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Funny story:  An Arizona Sinkhole Swallows Up An Entire Trailer Park

An Arizona Sinkhole Swallows Up An Entire Trailer Park

TUCSON, Arizona - Local authorities are baffled as to how in the world a sinkhole could have totally swallowed up an entire trailer park. Officer Concord Bookberry with the Tucson Police Department stated that luckily a local fortune teller Madam...
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Funny story:  Why Britain doesn't get hurricanes - Explained

Why Britain doesn't get hurricanes - Explained

The met office have been encouraged to issue a statement today after an influx of queries related to the definition of hurricanes, and why the UK never seems to admit to one. Media sources have cited increasing alarm over projected windspeeds for the...
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Funny story:  Mountbatten down the hatches as Palace takes brunt of St Jude's Hurricane

Mountbatten down the hatches as Palace takes brunt of St Jude's Hurricane

London, UK - Buckingham Palace has been blown apart by Hurricane Jude in scenes of mayhem last seen during the Blitz. The massive squall struck soon after midnight ripping the gubbins from the Palace plant room where Prince Harry's eco-friendly hy...
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Funny story:  The CIA Trying To Find A Way To Destroy Hurricanes While They're Still Out In The Ocean

The CIA Trying To Find A Way To Destroy Hurricanes While They're Still Out In The Ocean

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well Hurricane season is upon us once again and Andrea is the first big old windbag to make an appearance. President Obama, still dealing with the damage and destruction that befell the East Coast last year from Hurricane Sandy,...
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Funny story:  In Advance of Hurricane Season, God Issues an Apology for Body Count

In Advance of Hurricane Season, God Issues an Apology for Body Count

NEW ORLEANS In advance of this year's hurricane season, St. Peter issued the body count from this year's devastation, saying that the count would hover somewhere in the neighborhood of 520 (with the count in Texas expected to be highest among the co...
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Funny story:  Hurricane hits Warsaw and kills nobody!

Hurricane hits Warsaw and kills nobody!

Warsaw,Poland: Hurricane Erskine hit Warsaw over the Whit weekend and killed nobody, damaged no buildings, but hit the Warsaw Book Fair with some very turbulent sex waves! In fact the impact of Hurricane Erskine Esq. hitting the city was so extrem...
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Funny story:  Earthquakes Have Joined Hurricane Status

Earthquakes Have Joined Hurricane Status

BOSTON - The United States Meteorological Society has just made an announcement that many felt would be coming sooner or later. USMS Spokesperson Yardley "Twister" Twistafelli stated to the news media that effective immediately earthquakes like hu...
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Funny story:  Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault.

Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault.

Hurricane Sandy Takes Gigantic Shit On US East Coast and It's All Your Fault. 1) Browbeating Jersey Shore cast members and Jersey Mike's via Twitter isn't the same as actually helping fellow New Jerseyans.  2) I wish I was as motivated to be a community advocate and humanitarian even if there weren't flattened houses in my neighborhood. That's a character defect I intend to rectify.  3)...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Ordered Into Rehab Due To Her Hurricane Sandy Remark

Lindsay Lohan Ordered Into Rehab Due To Her Hurricane Sandy Remark

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan has just joined the ranks of individuals such as Gilbert Gottfried, Jeff Ross, Tracy Morgan, and Dane Clark who have all been guilty of sticking their feet in their mouth. Lohan does have the distinction of being the o...
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Funny story:  Hurricane Sandy Prepares to Occupy Wall Street

Hurricane Sandy Prepares to Occupy Wall Street

New York, NY: After a fear-mongering comment made today by New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, riot police were sent deep into the financial district to combat the oncoming Hurricane Sandy, which threatens to do what the Occupy movement could not. That...
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Funny story:  New York hurricane 'named after bent ex-Clinton National Security Advisor Sandy Berger'

New York hurricane 'named after bent ex-Clinton National Security Advisor Sandy Berger'

New York - "Someone at the US National Hurricane Center sure has a bizarre sense of humor," is how one New Yorker put it today as the year's worst super-storm barreled up the Eastern Seaboard. Hurricane Sandy is thought to be named after former C...
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Funny story:  Frankenstorm relished by small Kentucky townfolk

Frankenstorm relished by small Kentucky townfolk

Frankfort, Kentucky - We all know what it means to rain cats and dogs, but the people of Frankfort Kentucky can't wait for Frankenstorm. Few people have ever heard of the small town of Frankfort, Kentucky; but thanks to hurricane Sandy, and her...
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Funny story:  If Hurricane Sandy Kills, The Blood Will Be On TV Weather Reporters' Hands

If Hurricane Sandy Kills, The Blood Will Be On TV Weather Reporters' Hands

If Hurricane Sandy causes death in the next two days, God forbid, TV meteorologists will have blood on their hands. "Catastrophic damage," "historic," "worst-case scenario": Death and destruction all but guaranteed to all within broadcast range. For a week in 2011, you told us how Hurricane Irene was to deliver us the End of Days, and she turned out to be nothing special. And now people a...
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Funny story:  Hey, Where Are All The Religionists Now That A Hurricane Is Bearing Down On The Republicans In Tampa?

Hey, Where Are All The Religionists Now That A Hurricane Is Bearing Down On The Republicans In Tampa?

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!! Where are all the Hellfire and Brimstone preachers at? Where are they when you need them? A hurricane is bearing down on the Republican National Convention and you don't hear a peep out of them. Are they out hiding their heads under a rock? If it were the Democratic National Convention you would surely be hearing that it was God's wrath descending upon t...
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Funny story:  Hurricane Isaac first storm in decades not sent by God to punish sodomites, insists GOP

Hurricane Isaac first storm in decades not sent by God to punish sodomites, insists GOP

TAMPA, FL--As Hurricane Isaac bears down on the Sunshine State, home of the 2012 Republican National Convention, GOP activists and commentators are steadfastly maintaining that the tropical storm is not a punishment from a wrathful god for violating...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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