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Funny story: You'll Never Guess Who Said And Advocated This

You'll Never Guess Who Said And Advocated This

Whose policies and ideas are these? 1) A policy of effectively withholding relief to the poor and allowing market forces to take their course. 2) The idea that government charity will upset the free market and be an interference with free enter...
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Funny story: Poor Children Are Better Off Going Hungry

Poor Children Are Better Off Going Hungry

It's hard to imagine that conservative political ideology asserting that poor children are better off going hungry could make any sense. But actually it does. As leading Republican intellectual Rep. Paul Ryan says, "Federally funded school lunch pr...
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Funny story: Marie Antoinette Cake Centers To Open For US Hungry

Marie Antoinette Cake Centers To Open For US Hungry

The omnibus farm appropriation bill passed by The House today provides for the establishment of 500 Marie Antoinette Cake Centers in the 17 states who get $800 million per year in food stamp cuts provided by the bill, affecting some 2 million men,...
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Funny story: Let The Unemployed Eat Cake Says Heritage Foundation

Let The Unemployed Eat Cake Says Heritage Foundation

A spokesman for the Heritage Foundation, a conservative "think tank" appeared on the PBS News Hour and was interviewed by a flummoxed Gwen Awful. The man, Andre Gide, was a visiting scholar from "L'Autrichienne Economique," a neo-fascist institution...
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Funny story: Famous Man Arrested In Attempt To Feed Poor

Famous Man Arrested In Attempt To Feed Poor

Pasadena CA--A series of people in the U.S. have faced arrest for feeding the homeless in public spaces. Yesterday, an activist appeared to feed the hungry in Central Park in California's Rose Bowl City. The Director of Health Services for the cit...
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Funny story: EU aid to Africa to be cut

EU aid to Africa to be cut

Owing to budget cuts, EU foreign aid to Africa is to be massively cut. Instead of pouring vast amounts of money directly into the pockets of corrupt dictatorships across the continent, the EU will focus on the much cheaper option of providing food ai...
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Funny story: Neglected Local Man Survives For Three Days On Leftovers

Neglected Local Man Survives For Three Days On Leftovers

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today firmly put his foot down with an iron fist and a rod of chrome vanadium, after being presented with a Chinese takeaway chicken curry for dinner, and half a bag of chips. The reason for this abomination remains unc...
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Funny story: Hunger strike gets better of prisoner

Hunger strike gets better of prisoner

Nigel Thornton Mallard Unwin-Rogers was released from prison today after a six year sentence. Who is Nigel Thornton...etc you ask? He was imprisoned following his reluctance to pay a fine of £1,268 imposed when he drove his automobile on the wron...
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Funny story: Man claims I have not eaten for seventy years

Man claims I have not eaten for seventy years

Scientists are studying a man called Prahlad Jani, in a hospital in Ahmedabad, Gurjarat, in India, because he claims he has not eaten anything in 70 years. For the last six days he has been observed by scientists this skinny old man of 82, has had...
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Funny story: Iowa woman claims husband can cure world hunger from his ass.

Iowa woman claims husband can cure world hunger from his ass.

An Iowa farm wife has contacted various news and wire services with the fantastic, if true, claim that her husband can cure world hunger. Francesca Delaney of Madison County, claims her husband, farmer, part time inventor, Jeb, has successfully gr...
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Funny story: Vomit Used To Feed The World

Vomit Used To Feed The World

To help the worldwide food crisis brought on by President Bush, hundreds of barrels of manatee vomit made into loaves were shipped in to the hideously disgusting African port of Ngumbobzuti Zhambouti on cargo ships this week.
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Funny story: Guns N' Roses fan goes on a hunger strike

Guns N' Roses fan goes on a hunger strike

While fans of the rock band Guns N' Roses await for the release of the long awaited album "Chinese Democracy" one fan of the band going by the name of Billy Adler said today that he would be going on a hunger strike until Axl Rose decid...
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Funny story: East Bay High School Swear Jar Feeds Africa

East Bay High School Swear Jar Feeds Africa

For the past month, East Bay High School has had severe profanity problems. As a solution, the staff created a giant Swear Jar. Every time the students swear or use vulgar language, they must pay 25 cents to the Swear Jar or go to detention.
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Funny story: Government Cracks Down on "Little Joey's Lemonade Stand" Price Gouging

Government Cracks Down on "Little Joey's Lemonade Stand" Price Gouging

Springville, UT - President Bush announced today that he would begin an investigation to prove that "Little Joey's Lemonade Stand" was gouging people for their money, and that "swift and powerful retribution" would soon follow...
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Funny story: Despite Britney Spears Successful Rehab, Humanity Still Full of Suffering

Despite Britney Spears Successful Rehab, Humanity Still Full of Suffering

Britney Spears rehab has gone well, leaving thousands of people secretly a little disappointed that nothing went wrong.
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Funny story: Poor Dick's Almanac (cuntinued)

Poor Dick's Almanac (cuntinued)

* There are no pains without gains, especially when it comes to booty sex * At the working man's house, hunger looks in but dares not enter. At the working girl's house, hunger enters but leaves poorer!...
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Funny story: New Way To Fight Hunger: Eat the Homeless.

New Way To Fight Hunger: Eat the Homeless.

Presidency Now To Target Homelessness and World Hunger With New Bill.
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