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5K Charity Walk To Stamp Out Hunger In L.A. Totally Works!

Funny story: 5K Charity Walk To Stamp Out Hunger In L.A. Totally Works!

Los Angeles, CA - A 5K charity walk to end hunger in Los Angeles has done the job. 100% problem solved! There are now no more hungry people anywhere in the entire city of L.A.! Go look for yourself. Head Walk Organizer, Debbie Zimmerfeet, explaine...

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You'll Never Guess Who Said And Advocated This

Whose policies and ideas are these? 1) A policy of effectively withholding relief to the poor and allowing market forces to take their course. 2) The idea that government charity will upset the free market and be an interference with free enter...

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Poor Children Are Better Off Going Hungry

It's hard to imagine that conservative political ideology asserting that poor children are better off going hungry could make any sense. But actually it does. As leading Republican intellectual Rep. Paul Ryan says, "Federally funded school lunch pr...

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Marie Antoinette Cake Centers To Open For US Hungry

Funny story: Marie Antoinette Cake Centers To Open For US Hungry

The omnibus farm appropriation bill passed by The House today provides for the establishment of 500 Marie Antoinette Cake Centers in the 17 states who get $800 million per year in food stamp cuts provided by the bill, affecting some 2 million men,...

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Let The Unemployed Eat Cake Says Heritage Foundation

Funny story: Let The Unemployed Eat Cake Says Heritage Foundation

A spokesman for the Heritage Foundation, a conservative "think tank" appeared on the PBS News Hour and was interviewed by a flummoxed Gwen Awful. The man, Andre Gide, was a visiting scholar from "L'Autrichienne Economique," a neo-fascist institution...

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Famous Man Arrested In Attempt To Feed Poor

Funny story: Famous Man Arrested In Attempt To Feed Poor

Pasadena CA--A series of people in the U.S. have faced arrest for feeding the homeless in public spaces. Yesterday, an activist appeared to feed the hungry in Central Park in California's Rose Bowl City. The Director of Health Services for the cit...

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Neglected Local Man Survives For Three Days On Leftovers

Funny story: Neglected Local Man Survives For Three Days On Leftovers

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today firmly put his foot down with an iron fist and a rod of chrome vanadium, after being presented with a Chinese takeaway chicken curry for dinner, and half a bag of chips. The reason for this abomination remains unc...

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Hunger strike gets better of prisoner

Nigel Thornton Mallard Unwin-Rogers was released from prison today after a six year sentence. Who is Nigel Thornton...etc you ask? He was imprisoned following his reluctance to pay a fine of £1,268 imposed when he drove his automobile on the wron...

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Man claims I have not eaten for seventy years

Funny story: Man claims I have not eaten for seventy years

Scientists are studying a man called Prahlad Jani, in a hospital in Ahmedabad, Gurjarat, in India, because he claims he has not eaten anything in 70 years. For the last six days he has been observed by scientists this skinny old man of 82, has had...

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Iowa woman claims husband can cure world hunger from his ass.

Funny story: Iowa woman claims husband can cure world hunger from his ass.

An Iowa farm wife has contacted various news and wire services with the fantastic, if true, claim that her husband can cure world hunger. Francesca Delaney of Madison County, claims her husband, farmer, part time inventor, Jeb, has successfully gr...

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Vomit Used To Feed The World

Funny story: Vomit Used To Feed The World

To help the worldwide food crisis brought on by President Bush, hundreds of barrels of manatee vomit made into loaves were shipped in to the hideously disgusting African port of Ngumbobzuti Zhambouti on cargo ships this week.

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Guns N' Roses fan goes on a hunger strike

While fans of the rock band Guns N' Roses await for the release of the long awaited album "Chinese Democracy" one fan of the band going by the name of Billy Adler said today that he would be going on a hunger strike until Axl Rose decid...

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East Bay High School Swear Jar Feeds Africa

Funny story: East Bay High School Swear Jar Feeds Africa

For the past month, East Bay High School has had severe profanity problems. As a solution, the staff created a giant Swear Jar. Every time the students swear or use vulgar language, they must pay 25 cents to the Swear Jar or go to detention.

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Government Cracks Down on "Little Joey's Lemonade Stand" Price Gouging

Funny story: Government Cracks Down on "Little Joey's Lemonade Stand" Price Gouging

Springville, UT - President Bush announced today that he would begin an investigation to prove that "Little Joey's Lemonade Stand" was gouging people for their money, and that "swift and powerful retribution" would soon follow...

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Despite Britney Spears Successful Rehab, Humanity Still Full of Suffering

Funny story: Despite Britney Spears Successful Rehab, Humanity Still Full of Suffering

Britney Spears rehab has gone well, leaving thousands of people secretly a little disappointed that nothing went wrong.

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Poor Dick's Almanac (cuntinued)

* There are no pains without gains, especially when it comes to booty sex * At the working man's house, hunger looks in but dares not enter. At the working girl's house, hunger enters but leaves poorer!...

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New Way To Fight Hunger: Eat the Homeless.

Presidency Now To Target Homelessness and World Hunger With New Bill.

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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