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Funny story:  Humpty Dumpty and Bobby V in Pieces as Season Ends

Humpty Dumpty and Bobby V in Pieces as Season Ends

Bobby Valentine slipped on a Big Apple peel in New York City just as the season was going down. No, it was not a sneak attack from the Yankees. They don't need to resort to terrorist attacks on the Red Sox this season. Valentine fell head over hee...
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Funny story:  Father Goose Reportedly Back In Picture

Father Goose Reportedly Back In Picture

BOSTON--Sources close to the family are reporting that Father Goose, who left to go get breadcrumbs six years ago and didn't return, is finally back in the picture. "We couldn't be happier!" exclaimed Mother Goose, author of such classic children'...
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Funny story:  The Case of Humpty-Dumpty

The Case of Humpty-Dumpty

I was called to a crime scene one day. It was a routine call about a supposed suicide of an egg man. From all I heard, there was no suicide note or reason for the subject to commit an act as such. Little did I know that this particular case was going to become one of the most memorable cases in the history of the Wolves Special Investigation Unit. Throughout the long history of the WSIU, there...
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Funny story:  Humpty Dumpty in Pieces

Humpty Dumpty in Pieces

It's true! Humpty Dumpty is said to be 'in pieces' after his latest fall from Grace. He was getting a bit too old to be climbing walls and had recently started dating another chucky egg called Grace. She is an Extra Large egg whilst Humpty is...
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Funny story:  Humpty Dumpty in pieces

Humpty Dumpty in pieces

It's true! Humpty Dumpty is said to be 'in pieces' after his latest fall from Grace. He was getting a bit too old to be climbing walls and had recently started dating another chucky egg called Grace. She is an Extra Large egg whilst Humpty is...
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Funny story:  Humpty Dumpty Dies In Tragic Accident

Humpty Dumpty Dies In Tragic Accident

Mother Goose Land (AP) - Paramedics rushed to the garden wall down in the Dell today to discover a horrific sight. Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, as he has done countless times in the past. The well-known comedian and, well . . . egg guy, was sit...
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Funny story:  Nursery rhyme star sues council over wall incident

Nursery rhyme star sues council over wall incident

A huge claim for compensation has been filed against a local council in Dorset over an accident due to a un-maintained wall. Mr Dumpty is suing not only the council but a regiment of all the king's men for molestation and invasion of privacy.
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Funny story:  Humpty Dumpty Declared Dead

Humpty Dumpty Declared Dead

It was a cold Tuesday morning in Boogleville. The wind was picking up, and the rain lashing relentlessly on the small town. It was then that Humpty Dumpty decided to sit on the wall. Dumpty, aged 16, was allegedly "trying to set a world reco...
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Funny story:  Egg in benefit fraud scandal

Egg in benefit fraud scandal

Representatives of the King's horses & his men today confirmed that an egg that they had reassembled in a pioneering piece of medical history, has been claiming incapacity benefits, despite being able bodied.
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Funny story:  Dumpty Heirs Sue King's Horses, King's Men, et al.

Dumpty Heirs Sue King's Horses, King's Men, et al.

(Hollywood) -- Yesterday afternoon the widow and adult children of Mr. H. Dumpty, late of Brentwood, filed suit seeking damages from The King's Horses, The King's Men, et al. alleging (1) failure to put the decedent, Mr. Dumpty, back together...
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Funny story:  All The King's Men Sue Due to Hazardous Cholesterol Exposure

All The King's Men Sue Due to Hazardous Cholesterol Exposure

The King's horses are dropping dead in the stables and seven of the King's men are in the hospital with heart problems. The men claim that this is due to a bio-hazardous cholesterol exposure when they were forced to try to put Humpty Dumpty...
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Funny story:  Snow White charged in "Dumpty" murder

Snow White charged in "Dumpty" murder

Never, Never Land - Snow White, legendary storybook character, was indicted today on first-degree murder charges. The victim named in the case was another popular story character, Humpty Dumpty. Detectives opened the cold case, after advances in fo...
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Funny story:  Humpty Dumpty Claims Compensation

Humpty Dumpty Claims Compensation

Humpty Dumpty, a nursery rhyme character who fell off a wall, is to claim compensation over his literally "life-shattering" event - and will not settle until new wall safety laws are brought into action.
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Funny story:  David Letterman kills Humpty Dumpty

David Letterman kills Humpty Dumpty

New evidence has been uncovered in the death of Humpty Dumpty.Nursery Rhyme has it that Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall and Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
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