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Louisiana Crawfish Catches on Fast Regarding Festival Supposedly in His Honor

Funny story: Louisiana Crawfish Catches on Fast Regarding Festival Supposedly in His Honor

When first invited to attend the Cajun Crawfish Fest in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, crawfish Caleb Mattingly was extremely gratified to learn that his fellow Louisianans so appreciated his contribution to the eco-diversity of the bayou regions that they'...

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Astronomers discover planets that look like Earth! However, do we need another one?

Funny story: Astronomers discover planets that look like Earth! However, do we need another one?

Thank the heavens (literally) that the seven planets discovered by astronomers are so far away, it would take roughly 770000 years to get there, because we really do not need another planet like ours! Jaggedone, sent his favourite scientific, unde...

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EPA Formally Declares Humans are Danger to Environment

Funny story: EPA Formally Declares Humans are Danger to Environment

WASHINGTON, DC - The United States EPA announced today that humans threaten public health and the environment. "The administration will not ignore science or the law any longer, nor will we avoid the responsibility we owe to our children and our g...

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'Scientists' pretend to find another missing link in Homo Naledi!

Funny story: 'Scientists' pretend to find another missing link in Homo Naledi!

'Scientists' have proudly announced the discovery of some human like fossils, and absolutely true to form have concluded them to be yet another link in the mind boggling chain of so called missing links. The bones were discovered in a cave near Jo...

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'New species' of ancient human found

Funny story: 'New species' of ancient human found

A new species of ancient human has been unearthed in the Afar region of Ethiopia, scientists report. Researchers discovered jaw bones and teeth, which date to between 3.3m and 3.5m years old.The teeth showed signs of violent clenching and grinding...

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Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 4

Funny story: Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 4

The beings from the planet Sophia69, who have taken over all of earth's Internet, social media, TV, and radio transmissions have beamed an answer to their second "Question Of The Week," "What is the human activity that will make all and any human emotions, actions, desires thought-systems, values, idols, and totems and religions obsolete?" (The reader will recall that the first question was,...

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Is There Sex In The Afterlife?

Funny story: Is There Sex In The Afterlife?

A star in our Milky Way galaxy called beta CVN in the constellation Canes Vebatucui has a companion planet, Sophia 69, that harbors extraordinarily intelligent extra-terrestrial life. Its civilization is so advanced that is beyond human imagination.

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The robust and rigorous micro-management of human beings

Funny story: The robust and rigorous micro-management of human beings

The robust and rigorous micro-management of human beings by Rob Barratt Targets, performance management, data, robust, scrutiny, success criteria, outcomes, rigour, on track to deliver Robust performance management Robust scrutiny Robust data Robust success criteria Robust targets Robust outcomes Robust progress Robust rigour Robust robustness Target outcomes Target data Target...

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Google: YOU are the company's next-gen technology

SILICONE VALLEY, CA -- Trying to recover from consumers' backlash concerning the computer giant's threat to replace human beings with robots by 2030, Google has released 8,000 of its prototypical wearable Glass, a system resembling eyeglasses that ca...

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New Branch of the Evolutionary Family Tree Discovered

Funny story: New Branch of the Evolutionary Family Tree Discovered

A population previously hidden in plain sight has been discovered here in Louisville. The DNA is so interwoven, that we cannot help but infer that inbreeding occurred much more often and earlier than previously thought. The Denisovans of Asia a...

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SatNavs are to be made 'more human'

Funny story: SatNavs are to be made 'more human'

SatNavs, the indispensable piece of kit for all modern motorists that have forgotten how to read maps, are to be made more human in an effort to sell new SatNavs, now virtually every motorists have one. "They're very robotic," said Tom Garmin, hea...

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Who said you were naked

Some astronomers say there are about 170 billion galaxies in Universe, billion light-years far apart. If you multiply, the number of stars in our galaxy, 300 billion, by 170 billion other galaxies, you get approximately 10 to the power of 24 stars in universe, Counting non-stop, each number a second, it would take you almost 32 years to count one billion. What keeps the solar system so tight to...

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Scientific Evidence Than Man Co-existed With Dinosaurs

New definitive evidence has been found that man co-existed with dinosaurs. Footprints of a giant man have been found alongside dinosaur footprints. Evolutionists have been dismissive of these new claims and have tried to discredit the new evidence.

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Bizarre 'Human Pinball' Game Craze Sweeps The Nation!

Funny story: Bizarre 'Human Pinball' Game Craze Sweeps The Nation!

The 'Human Pinball' game is thought to have originated on an internet forum, from where it went insanely viral, and is now catching on across the length and breadth of the UK. The game itself involves 'players' behaving like pinballs as soon as th...

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Humans are evolving bigger noses

Funny story: Humans are evolving bigger noses

A study of skulls across the past twenty-thousand years since modern humans emerged from Africa has revealed that human nosed and ears are getting bigger. "For most of human history," said Cambridge University evolutionary biologist, Eva Luton, "n...

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Introducing Reptilious Greedious - A New Category Of Human Is Discovered Amongst Us

Funny story: Introducing Reptilious Greedious - A New Category Of Human Is Discovered Amongst Us

Sociologists and scientists working in tandem have discovered and isolated a new sub category of human beings. Oddly enough, they have been in existence within our societies for some time. This new sub-genus to the human species is actually a thr...

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The hunt is on for the seven billionth human

Funny story: The hunt is on for the seven billionth human

According to the world census, the seven billionth person will be born on October thirty-first. The hunt is on for this yet-to-be-baby. "We're hoping it won't be in some remote Amazonian village," said World Census co-ordinator, Jean Heyus. "We've...

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Scientists Worry That Humans Are Saving the Environment Faster Than They Are Destroying It

Funny story: Scientists Worry That Humans Are Saving the Environment Faster Than They Are Destroying It

After a failed attempt to convince people that "Global Warming is a hoax", Scientist are now coming forward and asking people to do their part to destroy the environment. Dr. Lance Gorden, an environmentalist, was quoted, in Time Magazine, saying...

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Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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