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Funny story:  Crystal Palace first team to be relegated from the Premier League

Crystal Palace first team to be relegated from the Premier League

After a tough grueling pre-season, newly promoted play-off winners Crystal Palace have become the first team to be relegated from the Premier League - without playing a game. The relegation was confirmed by every single newspaper columnist making...
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Funny story:  Hull City Warned By Steve Bruce About Complacency

Hull City Warned By Steve Bruce About Complacency

Hull City boss Steve Bruce has warned his players not to be complacent after they were pitched against Chelsea on the opening day of the new Premier League season. Bruce told his team that they should be wary, and exercise a degree of caution when...
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Funny story:  Ship hits the fan in Humberside

Ship hits the fan in Humberside

A ship steaming into the Humber estuary struck a football fan as he was trying to swim across the river on Saturday. Todd Zarus (41), a life-long Hull City supporter, was aiming to watch the Tigers play against Scunthorpe United. "I'd just mis...
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Funny story:  Kenny Dalglish For Hull City?

Kenny Dalglish For Hull City?

Kenny Dalglish, the man sacked from the Liverpool manager's position last week, could be set to gain a quick return into football after having been invited for talks with Championship side Hull City, it has been claimed. I claimed it, so I should...
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Funny story:  Hull City Fan Is "Pissed Off" With Team's Form

Hull City Fan Is "Pissed Off" With Team's Form

A football fan living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has confessed that he is "pissed off" with the current form of the team, which has seen them draw their last four League matches, scoring only one solitary goal in the process. Moys Kenwood, a s...
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Funny story:  Rovers denied by last-gasp conversion

Rovers denied by last-gasp conversion

There was a dramatic end to a keenly-fought rugby match against local rivals Hull F.C. when Hull Kingston Rovers ran out of time after a late conversion. With only two minutes left, Rovers were trailing by just one point as their full-back was ge...
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Funny story:  Jimmy Bullard trades in Hull wet fish for QPR caviar

Jimmy Bullard trades in Hull wet fish for QPR caviar

Word on the streets is that wantaway diamond geezer Jimmy Bullard is looking to trade in the wet fish of Hull for a diet of caviar with glamour club QPR. Jimmy Bullard was last seen casting his line in London after calling Hull "a minging dump."...
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Funny story:  Hull City Ready For Champions League Tilt After Trouncing Liverpool

Hull City Ready For Champions League Tilt After Trouncing Liverpool

Hull City fans are looking forward to the new season with glee after their team's 3-0 trouncing of Kenny Dalglish's Liverpool in their friendly at the KC Stadium on Saturday, with many believing that the Tigers could well be pushing for a Champions L...
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Funny story:  West Ham Job Not For Steve McClaren Due To 'Language Difficulties'

West Ham Job Not For Steve McClaren Due To 'Language Difficulties'

Former England coach Steve McClaren has been told that he will not be considered for the vacant managerial position at West Ham because his English language speaking skills are no longer good enough. McClaren was the bookmaker's favourite to repla...
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Funny story:  Hull Man Volleys Cat

Hull Man Volleys Cat

Cat-hater Mary Bale has a rival! That's the astonishing verdict after an Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok had reported to his friend an incident in which he was involved on his way to work this morning, when a cat crossed his path...
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Funny story:  Hull City To Return To Premier League?

Hull City To Return To Premier League?

Hull City, the team every football fan declared were his 'second team' when they played in the Premier League during 2008 and 2009 before they were relegated to the Championship, are on the verge of returning to the big time after an incredible run o...
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Funny story:  Hull City Fans Celebrate Team's Success

Hull City Fans Celebrate Team's Success

Fans of Championship side Hull City were described as being in a state of "delirium" today, after it became clear that their team might well avoid relegation to League One this season! The Tigers are currently in a run of form that any promotion-s...
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Funny story:  Hull City Reject Appointed Preston North End Boss

Hull City Reject Appointed Preston North End Boss

Preston North End have appointed a Hull City reject as their new manager on an 18-month contract. The 51-year-old former Derby and Hull reject succeeds Darren Ferguson, who was sacked along with his assistant Kevin Russell at the end of December.
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Funny story:  Nude David Beckham To Join Hull City?

Nude David Beckham To Join Hull City?

It's the question thousands of football fans all over East Yorkshire are asking each other this evening, after former naked Manchester United and England star David Beckham said that he needs to be actively playing football to regain his internationa...
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Funny story:  Norwich City 0 Hull City 2 - In-Depth Analysis Follows

Norwich City 0 Hull City 2 - In-Depth Analysis Follows

It was a great day in Norfolk for Championship strugglers Hull City on Saturday as they wiped the floor with Norwich City at Carrow Road, with two late goals from Robert Koren and Tom Cairney wrapping up all three points for the Tigers. City ended...
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Funny story:  Watch Out! Marlon King's About!

Watch Out! Marlon King's About!

There was much 'looking-over-the-shoulders' on the London nightclub ciruit over the weekend, after the news that former Wigan Athletic striker Marlon King, jailed for sexual assault last October, had been released into the general population. King...
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Funny story:  Hull City Open Championship Campaign Against Those Welsh Bastards Swansea City

Hull City Open Championship Campaign Against Those Welsh Bastards Swansea City

Hull City, the team who have, for the last two seasons, graced the Premier League before being unceremoniously dumped back into the Championship at the end of last term, will open their new campaign, not as they did last year, on the glorious stage o...
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Funny story:  Liverpool Unveil Big Name Star

Liverpool Unveil Big Name Star

Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez confirmed in an interview yesterday that the Merseyside club have already made the biggest-name signing this summer is likely to produce, when they secured the signature of the Hull City substitute, Jan Vennegoor of Hessel...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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