Former England coach Steve McClaren has been told that he will not be considered for the vacant managerial position at West Ham because his English language speaking skills are no longer good enough.
McClaren was the bookmaker's favourite to repla...
Cat-hater Mary Bale has a rival!
That's the astonishing verdict after an Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok had reported to his friend an incident in which he was involved on his way to work this morning, when a cat crossed his path...
Hull City, the team every football fan declared were his 'second team' when they played in the Premier League during 2008 and 2009 before they were relegated to the Championship, are on the verge of returning to the big time after an incredible run o...
Fans of Championship side Hull City were described as being in a state of "delirium" today, after it became clear that their team might well avoid relegation to League One this season!
The Tigers are currently in a run of form that any promotion-s...
Preston North End have appointed a Hull City reject as their new manager on an 18-month contract.
The 51-year-old former Derby and Hull reject succeeds Darren Ferguson, who was sacked along with his assistant Kevin Russell at the end of December.
It's the question thousands of football fans all over East Yorkshire are asking each other this evening, after former naked Manchester United and England star David Beckham said that he needs to be actively playing football to regain his internationa...
It was a great day in Norfolk for Championship strugglers Hull City on Saturday as they wiped the floor with Norwich City at Carrow Road, with two late goals from Robert Koren and Tom Cairney wrapping up all three points for the Tigers.
City ended...
There was much 'looking-over-the-shoulders' on the London nightclub ciruit over the weekend, after the news that former Wigan Athletic striker Marlon King, jailed for sexual assault last October, had been released into the general population.
King...
Hull City, the team who have, for the last two seasons, graced the Premier League before being unceremoniously dumped back into the Championship at the end of last term, will open their new campaign, not as they did last year, on the glorious stage o...
Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez confirmed in an interview yesterday that the Merseyside club have already made the biggest-name signing this summer is likely to produce, when they secured the signature of the Hull City substitute, Jan Vennegoor of Hessel...
Hull City shocked their fans and the rest of the footballing world earlier this afternoon, by offering former manager Phil Brown, who was placed on gardening leave towards the end of last season, the exciting position of Head Groundsman.
Brown, 50...
New Hull City manager Iain Dowie has refused to give up the fight to keep his beleaguered Tigers in the Premier League, and says that there is always hope, even after their vain struggle has become mathematically impossible.
Dowie, who dropped out...
Hull City are expected to unveil the former Disney Pixar star Shrek as their new manager on Wednesday, the Spoof understands.
The former star of Shrek, Shrek 2 and Shrek the Third had talks with Hull chairman Adam Pearson on Monday after Phil Brow...
PM Brown was sensationally relieved of his duties by the (Hull City) Labour Party (FC) on Monday morning following his outrageous outburst against the strike action of British Airways staff over the weekend.
It has been suggested by sources close...
Hull City manager Phil Brown reacted to his side's unlucky last-gasp defeat to Arsenal at the KC Stadium at the weekend by announcing that, from today, he is to take up gardening.
Brown watched as the Tigers, down to 10 men after George Boateng go...
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has confirmed this morning that he is "unlikely" to want to sign Hull City goalkeeper Boaz Myhill at any time in the forseeable future.
The announcement came after Wenger's side overcame Hull's stubborn resistance in...
Hull City manager Phil Brown might be a lot of things, but he is certainly a realist. The sunbaked Tigers boss told reporters from the Hull Daily Mail today that, whilst other clubs were competing to get into the Premier League European places, his t...
Wood Monkeys, or Monkey Woods,
With all your names, you deliver the goods.
Jenny Bigtits was perky and hot,
though Mister Meaner got one starred a lot.
Some say you're JB, or that girl named Chamone.
Do you think of this all while you are stuck on the throne?
When you're squeezing one out among those South Asain fleas,
Are you wondering how to taunt and to tease?
You overwhelm us with...