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Funny story: President Obummer reaches out to Venezuela's homeless President Maduro (and his wife, Cilia)

President Obummer reaches out to Venezuela's homeless President Maduro (and his wife, Cilia)

WHITEWASHINGTON -- Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez left office in March 2013, due to a death in the family--his own--but his hard-partying daughters Rosa Virginia, 35, and Maria Gabriela, 33, refuse to vacate the premises, even though the current pre...
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Funny story: Sr. Presidente Chavez

Sr. Presidente Chavez

Dear RIP Hugo Chaviz I do miss you a lot! Good old days! You, in your jumpsuit, standing on the platform, vigorously shouting, threatening, cursing. Mr. Presidente, 'si no te importa' I've got some questions for you. Remember your 'discurso', speech, at World Water, 2011? You said, "I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe c...
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Funny story: Cardinals Announce New Pope Must Be Able to Sing and Dance

Cardinals Announce New Pope Must Be Able to Sing and Dance

Vatican- Today in Rome Cardinals in the conclave debated what the new Pope must be able to do. Quite surprisingly there seemed to be a spirit to include some very new kinds of skills: * Dancing * Singing * Lead guitar * Tamborine * Gangnam Style...
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Funny story: North Korea Invades Venezuela

North Korea Invades Venezuela

In the wake of Hugo Chavez' wake, elements of North Korea's crack "Stealth Invasion Force" or SIF has established a beachhead on the Venezuelan coast outside of the capital city, Caracas. It is estimated that approximately 700 SIF combatants have...
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Funny story: Scottish Nationalist Chavs mourn Hugo Chavez

Scottish Nationalist Chavs mourn Hugo Chavez

Glasgow - The Venezuelan dictator famously gave his name to legions of 'council housed and violent' Brits known by the pejorative epithet 'Chav'. Identifiable by blingy street-couture chic the subculture's Scottish Nationalist branch is in mournin...
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Funny story: Wall Street Journal acting like Dow's record high and Chavez's death somehow related

Wall Street Journal acting like Dow's record high and Chavez's death somehow related

NEW YORK, NY--With their banner headline, "CHAVEZ DEAD; DOW HITS NEW HIGH", the Wall Street Journal seemed to be implying that the death of Venezuela's controversial president and the stock market index's milestone high were connected events, rea...
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Funny story: Dennis Rodman to Represent Obama at the Hugo Chavez Funeral

Dennis Rodman to Represent Obama at the Hugo Chavez Funeral

The White House has announced this evening that Ambassador-At-Large Dennis Rodman will represent President Obama at Hugo Chavez' funeral. It is rumored that Chavez was a huge admirer of the basketball diplomat and that his last words were, "Denn...
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Funny story: Pet goat to stand in for Hugo Chavez inauguration

Pet goat to stand in for Hugo Chavez inauguration

Caracas - A myotonic - or 'fainting' - goat that once featured in George W Bush's My Pet Goat moment during the 9/11 attack on the Twin Towers is the prime contender to take the Venezuelan president's oath of orifice tomorrow. The proxy arrangemen...
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Funny story: Hugo Chavez wins after removing his opponents!

Hugo Chavez wins after removing his opponents!

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has won the election once more and this time it was much easier. In fact Bookies stopped taking bets after reports that Chavez hit-squads had done their job efficiently. Huggy Hugo, teddybear and socialist saint w...
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Funny story: Hugo Chávez, Secret Service agent's love child?

Hugo Chávez, Secret Service agent's love child?

CARACAS --- Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez plans to sue the United States government and the Secret Service, a division of the Department of Homeland Security. Sources close to Chávez say details are still being finalized but will include, "abandon...
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Funny story: Chavez OKs New Venezuela Disneyland

Chavez OKs New Venezuela Disneyland

CARACAS, VENEZUELA -- President Hugo Chavez today approved construction of the controversial "Che Guevara Disneyland," a $500 million entertainment facility that will include a special Guerrilla Land in addition to Disney's more typical facilities su...
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Funny story: Hugo Chavez Claims CIA gave Him Hemorrhoids

Hugo Chavez Claims CIA gave Him Hemorrhoids

The US has rejected comments by Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, in which he questioned whether the US might be responsible for widespread hemorrhoids affecting Latin American leaders. State Department spokeswoman Percy Hardwick called the hemor...
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Funny story: Iran Kidnaps Wilson Ramos' Kidneys for Hugo Chavez

Iran Kidnaps Wilson Ramos' Kidneys for Hugo Chavez

Today Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamemei threatened the United States and Israel that if they attacked Iran's nuclear weapons production facilities that Iran would wipe them off the map with an 'iron fist.' Iran has been telling anyone who will...
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Funny story: Fidel Castro Last Laughing Because He Lived Longer Than Gadhafi

Fidel Castro Last Laughing Because He Lived Longer Than Gadhafi

HAVANA - Ever since former Cuban President Fidel Castro entered into power in 1976 he's always had an eye on Libya's Muammar Gadhafi for archrival reasons. According to a study done in world history by Professor Elitzer Spilliot of University of P...
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Funny story: Hugo Chavez Still Learning How to Use Twitter

Hugo Chavez Still Learning How to Use Twitter

VENEZUELA - It has been three years since the President of Venezuela Hugo Chavez received his first Apple Mac Book Pro and one and a half years since he has been trying to learn how to use Twitter. Chavez enjoys the Apple experience immensely beca...
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Funny story: Fury in Caracas as Hugo Chavez-hired bullion submarine 'sinks' without trace

Fury in Caracas as Hugo Chavez-hired bullion submarine 'sinks' without trace

Caracas - The Venezuelan leader is hopping mad at reports that repatriation of the country's 211.35 tons of gold bullion has got off to an inauspicious start. The overnight 'disappearance' of HMS Iron Pyrites, a refurbished former Royal Navy sub c...
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Funny story: Ailing Chavez returns to hero's welcome...and a potentially high medical bill

Ailing Chavez returns to hero's welcome...and a potentially high medical bill

CARACAS, VENEZUELA--President Hugo Chavez has finally come home to Miraflores, but at the same time, on his return from Cuba, supporters fear that the country could face a whopping medical bill. Thousands, perhaps even a gazillion, turned out at t...
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Funny story: Chavvy Hugo gets de-loused in Cuba

Chavvy Hugo gets de-loused in Cuba

Hugo Chavez, the chubby Mexican ruler of some South American country, has returned from a trip to Cuba to cure an infection of a rather nasty STD. He claimed he didn't know where he caught the VD (Venezuela Disease), but unfortunately he had left it...
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Man declared dead wakes up in morgue body bag

A bloody miracle, says the mortician, considering I was about to inject him with two gallons of formaldehyde

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