THE ART OF AUTO-FELLATIO
Oral Sex for One by Gary Griffin
Gary Griffin's book deals sensitively with a controversial subject but I think the title, The Art of Auto-fellatio, is a bit pretentious. Since when has receiving it in a car been considered an art? I should know.
In June, 1995, when I was grabbed by the fuzz while parked with a hooker near Sunset Boulevard, then nabbed...
Its some time back in the 80s at a university in Edinburgh and a young couple are in their final year about to go their separate ways. The bloke, played by Hugh Grant wakes up in the bedroom of the girl, played by 90s one hit wonder Haddaway the morning after one final bender in the student union.
Hugh Grant - Um, so what am I doing here?
Haddaway - What?
Hugh Grant - You know? What am I...
HOLLYWOOD - The top executives at CBS are all as happy as woodpeckers in a Dutch wooden clog shoe factory.
After meeting with actors Hugh Grant, John Stamos, Rob Lowe, and Jeremy Pivin the network and the creator, writer, and producer of Two and A...
Brit actor Hugh Grant has been asked to replace troubled actor Charlie Sheen in the next series of hit US TV comedy Two And A Half Men.
But sources report that talks with the Bridget Jones's Diary star have stalled this week due to "creative diffe...
Whilst Hugh Grant has made no secret of dreading reaching his half century, one would have thought that he could have raised at least a smile. However, it seems even indulging oneself with a brand new Ferrari California, costing in the neighbourhood...
LONDON - Public Relations Guru Matthew Freud, no relation to the Lloyd Freud family of West Wickham, took the old Ukrainian phrase 'Let them eat chocolate cake' quite literally.
The two British chaps were at London's Annabel's Nightclub celebratin...
X-Men Origins star Hugh Jackman is said to be 'livid' after a stranger in a public toilet pissed down his leg and splashed his shoe in yet another leaking incident for the star of Wolverine - the tale of a Wolverhampton Wanders fan who grows a beard.
Suave British film actor Hugh Grant has stunned fans by revealing his new spare-time activity. The cash-strapped Four Wedding and a Funeral star has been performing steamy webcam stripteases for Hong Kong businessmen.
Grant, 48, charges his sleaz...
Actor Hugh Grant has won lots of publicity, after he accepted a free lunch from the BBC.
Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson was "head butted in the groin" at Euston Station on Monday night, City of Westminster magistrates were told today. The defendant, Kevin Reynolds, 43...
Stereotypes are protesting at the gates of all the major Hollywood studios.
In a shock move, the kings of Hollywood have banned certain words. These words include such favourites as Er, Um, Yeah, Gosh, and Crikey. Certain curse words such as F***, B*****, S***, have been added.
CCN - Hollywood - Today, back in Hollywood, Hugh Grant confesses that thought he was Russell Crowe. "I couldn't find a telephone, so I just grabbed the nearest thing I could find," said Grant. "I'm confident I will be vindica...
You should know (and I'm ashamed to admit this) that I'm totally into chick flicks and Hugh Grant is one of my favorite actors. So, when "Music and Lyrics" came out at the theater, I wanted to go. I asked a female friend of mine to go with me and she reluctantly agreed. (She's more into action or horror movies.) So, we get to the theater and there's a total of two guys at...
Hugh Grant's reign of terror continued today when he assaulted a meter maid with a pan of hot blueberry muffins. The victim, an unidentified male, suffered first degree burns on his forearm. This follows Grant's "baked beans" atta...
London - (Ass Mess): In a classic Naomi Campbell moment of unsurpassing cretinous idiocy droopy-faced and be-botoxed Brit movie actor Hugh Grant took out his anger on a pap yesterday by throwing the nearest heavy projectile to hand, a 50p can of McT...
Following the recent furore surrounding Hugh Grant's alleged assault on a paparazzi, police authorities have asked members of the public not to feed any paps they may come across in the street.
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