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Rejected Book Review by Hugh Grant

Funny story: Rejected Book Review by Hugh Grant

THE ART OF AUTO-FELLATIO Oral Sex for One by Gary Griffin Paperback Gary Griffin's book deals sensitively with a controversial subject but I think the title, The Art of Auto-fellatio, is a bit pretentious. Since when has receiving it in a car been considered an art? I should know. In June, 1995, when I was grabbed by the fuzz while parked with a hooker near Sunset Boulevard, then nabbed...

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One Day - The Director's Cut

Funny story: One Day - The Director's Cut

Its some time back in the 80s at a university in Edinburgh and a young couple are in their final year about to go their separate ways. The bloke, played by Hugh Grant wakes up in the bedroom of the girl, played by 90s one hit wonder Haddaway the morning after one final bender in the student union. Hugh Grant - Um, so what am I doing here? Haddaway - What? Hugh Grant - You know? What am I...

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CBS Replaces Charlie Sheen On 'Two and A Half Men' With Ashton Kutcher

Funny story: CBS Replaces Charlie Sheen On 'Two and A Half Men' With Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD - The top executives at CBS are all as happy as woodpeckers in a Dutch wooden clog shoe factory. After meeting with actors Hugh Grant, John Stamos, Rob Lowe, and Jeremy Pivin the network and the creator, writer, and producer of Two and A...

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Hugh Grant Turns Down Chance To Replace Charlie Sheen

Funny story: Hugh Grant Turns Down Chance To Replace Charlie Sheen

Brit actor Hugh Grant has been asked to replace troubled actor Charlie Sheen in the next series of hit US TV comedy Two And A Half Men. But sources report that talks with the Bridget Jones's Diary star have stalled this week due to "creative diffe...

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Hugh Grant glum on 50th birthday

Funny story: Hugh Grant glum on 50th birthday

Whilst Hugh Grant has made no secret of dreading reaching his half century, one would have thought that he could have raised at least a smile. However, it seems even indulging oneself with a brand new Ferrari California, costing in the neighbourhood...

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Chocolate-Smeared Hugh Grant Is Demanding Chocolate Cake At 50 Paces

Funny story: Chocolate-Smeared Hugh Grant Is Demanding Chocolate Cake At 50 Paces

LONDON - Public Relations Guru Matthew Freud, no relation to the Lloyd Freud family of West Wickham, took the old Ukrainian phrase 'Let them eat chocolate cake' quite literally. The two British chaps were at London's Annabel's Nightclub celebratin...

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Hugh Jackman Really Pissed Off After Leak

Funny story: Hugh Jackman Really Pissed Off After Leak

X-Men Origins star Hugh Jackman is said to be 'livid' after a stranger in a public toilet pissed down his leg and splashed his shoe in yet another leaking incident for the star of Wolverine - the tale of a Wolverhampton Wanders fan who grows a beard.

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Hugh Grant in Webcam Shocker!

Funny story: Hugh Grant in Webcam Shocker!

Suave British film actor Hugh Grant has stunned fans by revealing his new spare-time activity. The cash-strapped Four Wedding and a Funeral star has been performing steamy webcam stripteases for Hong Kong businessmen. Grant, 48, charges his sleaz...

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Actor Hugh Grant Wins Publicity

Actor Hugh Grant has won lots of publicity, after he accepted a free lunch from the BBC.

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Unemployed man head butts Sir Alex Ferguson in groin at a railway station

Funny story: Unemployed man head butts Sir Alex Ferguson in groin at a railway station

Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson was "head butted in the groin" at Euston Station on Monday night, City of Westminster magistrates were told today. The defendant, Kevin Reynolds, 43...

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Stereotypes protest in Hollywood

Funny story: Stereotypes protest in Hollywood

Stereotypes are protesting at the gates of all the major Hollywood studios.

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Hollywood Bans Use of Gosh, Crikey, Golly, Um, Er, - Hugh Grants Career scuppered

In a shock move, the kings of Hollywood have banned certain words. These words include such favourites as Er, Um, Yeah, Gosh, and Crikey. Certain curse words such as F***, B*****, S***, have been added.

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Hugh Grant Thinks He's Russell Crowe

Funny story: Hugh Grant Thinks He's Russell Crowe

CCN - Hollywood - Today, back in Hollywood, Hugh Grant confesses that thought he was Russell Crowe. "I couldn't find a telephone, so I just grabbed the nearest thing I could find," said Grant. "I'm confident I will be vindica...

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My name is Doug and I like Hugh Grant

You should know (and I'm ashamed to admit this) that I'm totally into chick flicks and Hugh Grant is one of my favorite actors. So, when "Music and Lyrics" came out at the theater, I wanted to go. I asked a female friend of mine to go with me and she reluctantly agreed. (She's more into action or horror movies.) So, we get to the theater and there's a total of two guys at...

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Hugh Grant Strikes Again!

Funny story: Hugh Grant Strikes Again!

Hugh Grant's reign of terror continued today when he assaulted a meter maid with a pan of hot blueberry muffins. The victim, an unidentified male, suffered first degree burns on his forearm. This follows Grant's "baked beans" atta...

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Beanz Meanz Finez

Funny story: Beanz Meanz Finez

London - (Ass Mess): In a classic Naomi Campbell moment of unsurpassing cretinous idiocy droopy-faced and be-botoxed Brit movie actor Hugh Grant took out his anger on a pap yesterday by throwing the nearest heavy projectile to hand, a 50p can of McT...

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Please can Hugh not feed the Paps

Funny story: Please can Hugh not feed the Paps

Following the recent furore surrounding Hugh Grant's alleged assault on a paparazzi, police authorities have asked members of the public not to feed any paps they may come across in the street.

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