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The Hubble Space Telescope Has Spotted An Amazing Rock On The Moon

Funny story: The Hubble Space Telescope Has Spotted An Amazing Rock On The Moon

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - The Kennedy Space Center is reporting that photos which were just taken by The Hubble Space Telescope have shown a very interesting rock formation on the moon. KSC spokesperson Virgo Coopercastle told the assembled news m...

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Panic as Hubble Telescope Spots Incoming Borg

Funny story: Panic as Hubble Telescope Spots Incoming Borg

The United Nations Security Council was called into emergency session today when it was revealed that the Hubble telescope had spotted the Borg heading towards the solar system within two weeks of earth's orbit. After the session UN Secretary Gene...

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The Kennedy Space Center Issues A Warning Regarding The Moon

Funny story: The Kennedy Space Center Issues A Warning Regarding The Moon

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - The Kennedy Space Center has just stated that The Hubble Space Telescope which is out in space has just made an interesting discovery regarding the moon. According to Virgo Coopercastle the official spokesperson for the K...

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The Hubble Space Telescope Has Discovered Some Unbelievable Objects On The Planet Neptune

Funny story: The Hubble Space Telescope Has Discovered Some Unbelievable Objects On The Planet Neptune

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - A spokesperson for The Kennedy Space Center has just informed the public about an astonishing discovery made by the Hubble Space Telescope. KSC Spokesman Virgo Coopercastle said that the telescope which was launched into...

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Telescopes For Alien Messages Not Necessary?

Funny story: Telescopes For Alien Messages Not Necessary?

Since the SETI Institute's Mothballed the Allen Telescope Array which scans the universe for signs of life in outer space, many were happy that enough donations have come in to finance the Telescopes working. Among those giving to help bring in mo...

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Hubble Telescope Finds New Use

The Hubble Space Telescope will soon be searching for heavenly bodies of a different kind as it begins its new mission: filming live X-rated images that will be broadcast on a new adult TV station. The giant telescope will be repositioned to face...

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Alien visit went unnoticed

Funny story: Alien visit went unnoticed

Richland, WA: It appears that a visit by space aliens in January 1992 went unnoticed by the broader public. At least this is what a group of NASA scientists claims based on some of the earlier data from the Hubble space telescope. According to the...

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NASA Photos Confirm Comet Hartley 2 Looks Like Giant Misshapen Penis

Funny story: NASA Photos Confirm Comet Hartley 2 Looks Like Giant Misshapen Penis

NASA's spaceship, appropriately named 'Deep Impact,' send home pictures recently of what appeared to be a misshapen penis and realized it was the Comet Hartley 2. Scientists high-fived each other as they viewed the photos that took three years to rea...

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Hubble Telescope Spots Giant Plume on Jupiter's Moon

Funny story: Hubble Telescope Spots Giant Plume on Jupiter's Moon

HOUSTON, Texas - NASA scientists were awestruck when the Hubble Space Telescope caught sight of the largest known eruption of hydrocarbons in the entire solar system today. "I couldn't believe the size of that thing," said Buzz Armstrong, an astro...

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Hubble Telescope Finds Really Crap Planet - Not Much Excitement

Funny story: Hubble Telescope Finds Really Crap Planet - Not Much Excitement

Reports are coming in that last night the Hubble Telescope found a really crap planet, and that astronomers didn't get very excited at all by the discovery. The planet, which is apparently a long way away is said to be of little interest to anybod...

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Did Hubble Spot Wabbits In Saturn's Ring?

Funny story: Did Hubble Spot Wabbits In Saturn's Ring?

There was a guarded response from SETI (Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence) officials this evening after the Hubble telescope successfully picked up what appear to be rabbits grazing in Saturn's ring, but one cautiously optimistic onlooker tol...

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Hubble Telescope Discovers Missing Socks

Funny story: Hubble Telescope Discovers Missing Socks

Last May astronauts gave the Hubble Space Telescope an overhaul that many believe will allow the space observatory new life and tools to probe deeper into the origins of our universe by installing a new camera spectrograph watzit and finagling the th...

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Hubble Telescope pointed to earth in error

Funny story: Hubble Telescope pointed to earth in error

For many years the Hubble telescope has been scanning the universe photographing distant stars and galaxies thousands of light years from planet earth. Some of the pictures taken by the Hubble Telescope are spectacular giving us a greater understandi...

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Hubble Captures Image of Cosmic Boobs

Funny story: Hubble Captures Image of Cosmic Boobs

Houston, TX - NASA scientists using the Hubble Telescope to probe the outer reaches of space have snapped an image bearing a strong resemblance to a pair of well-endowed female breasts. Says scientist Marcus Ribbs, "It just goes to show that the...

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Hubble Spots Distant McDonalds In Neighboring Galaxy

Funny story: Hubble Spots Distant McDonalds In Neighboring Galaxy

Earth - While mapping the star placements in a neighboring universe on the first day of April this year, the Hubble Space Telescope discovered something truly monumental, which has both PETA and the entire scientific community on an uproar. The monum...

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Somali Pirates Hijack Hubble Telescope

Funny story: Somali Pirates Hijack Hubble Telescope

HOUSTON, TX - Houston's never had a problem quite like this one. Amateur astronomer Edwin Quasar, who searches the sky nightly a patch at a time hoping to be the discoverer of something new, got more than he bargained for this time. He was witness...

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As Hubble Is Upgraded Scientists Re-evaluate Most Distant Galaxy

Funny story: As Hubble Is Upgraded Scientists Re-evaluate Most Distant Galaxy

As the Atlantis shuttle astronauts upgrade and repair the Hubble telescope, scientists are having to evaluate one of its most astonishing finds. In January this year the Hubble telescope spotted what was thought to be the most distant galaxy seen...

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Hubble Tunes In to Oldest Known Radio Broadcast

Funny story: Hubble Tunes In to Oldest Known Radio Broadcast

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL - With the wildly successful Hubble program nearing its final days, most scientists believed the aging telescope was for the most part out of surprises, or at least truly groundbreaking discoveries. Nevertheless, Hubble shocked th...

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