Richland, WA: It appears that a visit by space aliens in January 1992 went unnoticed by the broader public. At least this is what a group of NASA scientists claims based on some of the earlier data from the Hubble space telescope.
According to the...
Houston, TX - NASA is reporting today that a gigantic marijuana leaf has been spotted on the other side of the Universe. The seven-pointed 'leaf' is actually eight galaxies coming together in a colossal collision. The Hubble Space Telescope spotted...
NASA's spaceship, appropriately named 'Deep Impact,' send home pictures recently of what appeared to be a misshapen penis and realized it was the Comet Hartley 2. Scientists high-fived each other as they viewed the photos that took three years to rea...
HOUSTON, Texas - NASA scientists were awestruck when the Hubble Space Telescope caught sight of the largest known eruption of hydrocarbons in the entire solar system today.
"I couldn't believe the size of that thing," said Buzz Armstrong, an astro...
Reports are coming in that last night the Hubble Telescope found a really crap planet, and that astronomers didn't get very excited at all by the discovery.
The planet, which is apparently a long way away is said to be of little interest to anybod...
Houston, TX-- Astronomers working at the Johnson Space Center spotted a familiar face when they were looking through the Hubble Space Telescope (HST). They spotted a galaxy over 124 million light-years away that looked exactly like the singing Scott...
There was a guarded response from SETI (Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence) officials this evening after the Hubble telescope successfully picked up what appear to be rabbits grazing in Saturn's ring, but one cautiously optimistic onlooker tol...
Last May astronauts gave the Hubble Space Telescope an overhaul that many believe will allow the space observatory new life and tools to probe deeper into the origins of our universe by installing a new camera spectrograph watzit and finagling the th...
For many years the Hubble telescope has been scanning the universe photographing distant stars and galaxies thousands of light years from planet earth. Some of the pictures taken by the Hubble Telescope are spectacular giving us a greater understandi...
Houston, TX - NASA scientists using the Hubble Telescope to probe the outer reaches of space have snapped an image bearing a strong resemblance to a pair of well-endowed female breasts.
Says scientist Marcus Ribbs, "It just goes to show that the...
Earth - While mapping the star placements in a neighboring universe on the first day of April this year, the Hubble Space Telescope discovered something truly monumental, which has both PETA and the entire scientific community on an uproar. The monum...
HOUSTON, TX - Houston's never had a problem quite like this one. Amateur astronomer Edwin Quasar, who searches the sky nightly a patch at a time hoping to be the discoverer of something new, got more than he bargained for this time. He was witness...
Cape Canaveral FL-- The Atlantis space-shuttle crew landed safely today in Florida after a successful seven-day mission to fix the Hubble Space Telescope (HST). The seven terrified astronauts came back to Earth with an unexpected visitor in the cargo...
Houston - The recently repaired Hubble Space Telescope (HST) sent back its first photograph today to the Houston Space Center. The photo showed a fuzzy, white dot in space, almost 75 billion light years away. It took a few minutes before shocked as...
As the Atlantis shuttle astronauts upgrade and repair the Hubble telescope, scientists are having to evaluate one of its most astonishing finds.
In January this year the Hubble telescope spotted what was thought to be the most distant galaxy seen...
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL - With the wildly successful Hubble program nearing its final days, most scientists believed the aging telescope was for the most part out of surprises, or at least truly groundbreaking discoveries. Nevertheless, Hubble shocked th...
The space shuttle Atlantis has blasted off on its most ambitious and dangerous mission yet to repair the Hubble Space Telescope. The mission is so hazardous that a second shuttle, Endeavour, is ready to launch should Atlantis get into difficulties a...
NASA HQ, Area 51, Groom Lake - (X-Files Mess): NASA's Hubble telescope has sent back images showing that some dwarf galaxies are embedded in the halos of a 'dark nutter'.
"We don't know who that wacko might be," a NASA source commented, "but from...