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Funny story:  Butterbean to play for the Texans

Butterbean to play for the Texans

Houston, Texas- It is the news that they didn't want to get out but it has and head coach Bill O'Brien is not impressed. "I don't know how you found out but I am not impressed," he hollered over the phone from his office. Butterbean was seen a...
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Funny story:  The New England Patriots Defeat The Houston Texans But Only By 3 Points And Not By 32 Like Tom Brady Had Predicted

The New England Patriots Defeat The Houston Texans But Only By 3 Points And Not By 32 Like Tom Brady Had Predicted

HOUSTON - The New England Patriots came from behind to beat the Houston Texans 34-31. And although it goes down as a "W" for the Pats, quarterback Tom Brady showed that he better stick to football and leave the point spread to the experts in Las V...
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Funny story:  Tom Brady Says That New England Will Defeat The Houston Texans by 32 Points

Tom Brady Says That New England Will Defeat The Houston Texans by 32 Points

FOXBORO, Massachusetts - New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is feeling a bit cocky as he has just predicted that his team will beat the Houston Texans in Houston by 32 points. Brady still celebrating their 34-31 victory over Peyton Manning...
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Funny story:  The Kansas City Chiefs Defeat The Houston Texans To Become The NFL's Only Unbeaten Team

The Kansas City Chiefs Defeat The Houston Texans To Become The NFL's Only Unbeaten Team

HOUSTON - The mighty Chiefs from Kansas City are now 7-0 and have the only unbeaten record in the entire NFL as they edged past the Houston Texans 17-16. Both defensive units played a great game and one Texan defensive lineman said that he had nev...
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Funny story:  President Obama Picks The Two Teams He Says Will Meet In Super Bowl XLVIII

President Obama Picks The Two Teams He Says Will Meet In Super Bowl XLVIII

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama says he likes nothing better than going out on a limb as he gave his predictions as to which two NFL teams he thinks will be participating in next year's Super Bowl XLVIII. The president spoke with Zorro La Bamba...
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Funny story:  Wade Phillips Tells Wes Welker to Kiss His Bum

Wade Phillips Tells Wes Welker to Kiss His Bum

Defensive Coordinator of the Houston Texans Wade Phillips has left a bigger mess than Boston Bruin slob emeritus Tyler Seguin. Bum's son claimed in an ESPN interview that Wes Welker was no athlete, and a bit of a shrimp to boot. Apparently catc...
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Funny story:  Bad News: NFL Players Andre Johnson and Cortland Finnegan May Be Suspended For Their Brawl - The Good News: The NHL Detroit Red Wings Want To Sign Them Both

Bad News: NFL Players Andre Johnson and Cortland Finnegan May Be Suspended For Their Brawl - The Good News: The NHL Detroit Red Wings Want To Sign Them Both

HOUSTON - The National Football League could end up fining and even suspending Tennessee Titans cornerback Cortland Finnegan and Houston Texans wide receiver Andre Johnson for their fourth quarter brawl during Houston's 20-0 victory. Referee Sung...
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Funny story:  Brett Favre To Attend Anger Management Classes

Brett Favre To Attend Anger Management Classes

MINNEAPOLIS - Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Lorenzo Favre (pronounced Farve) has agreed to enter into an anger management program. The program called 'Getting Pissed Off Can Be A Real Pisser' meets once a week on Sunday afternoons at a downt...
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Funny story:  Vikings Quarterback Brett Favre In One Hell Of A Mess!

Vikings Quarterback Brett Favre In One Hell Of A Mess!

HOUSTON - Texas Rangers Rufus Cutshaw and Dusty Youngwood took Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre into custody immediately following the Vikings 17 to 10 victory over the Houston Texans on Monday Night Football. Cutshaw said that a complain...
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