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The Houston Astros Owner Promises The Astros Fans That The Team Will Do Better This Year Than They Did Last Year

Funny story: The Houston Astros Owner Promises The Astros Fans That The Team Will Do Better This Year Than They Did Last Year

HOUSTON - Word coming out of the Houston Astros front office is that the team will win more games than they did last year. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine spoke with the owner of the Astros Jim Crane who said that there is nowhere...

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Entire Houston Astros Organization Suspended 50 Games for PEDs

Funny story: Entire Houston Astros Organization Suspended 50 Games for PEDs

In a shocking press release earlier by Major League Baseball, the entire Houston Astros organization has been suspended 50 games for testing positive for use of banned substances by the league. Reported cases of positive banned substance tests have...

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Houston Astros Have The Worst Record In Baseball

Funny story: Houston Astros Have The Worst Record In Baseball

HOUSTON - The Houston Astros are not only at the bottom of the American League West Division, they are also at the bottom of the entire 30 teams in Major League Baseball. The Astros are struggling with a record of 44-87. And many of their loyal fa...

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Houston Astros In Last Place - Players Asking To Be Traded

Funny story: Houston Astros In Last Place - Players Asking To Be Traded

HOUSTON - The Houston Astros are presently Major League Baseball's worst team with a horrific record of 34-67. Sports Territory Magazine reporter Hiawatha Pamplona recently visited with Houston's top pitcher, Bud Norris at The Davy Crockett Barbec...

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Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Say Their Vampire Sux Bar & Grill Is Doing Fantastic!

Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Say Their Vampire Sux Bar & Grill Is Doing Fantastic!

HOUSTON - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder traveled down to Houston to check on The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill, which they bought from the Dixie Chicks back in February of 2012. Somerhalder said that business is booming at the establishment that t...

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Houston Baseball Comes to Boston

Surprise of all surprises, the Houston Colt .45s have come to Boston in April. We thought interleague play began later in the season. To our shock, we learned that the Houston team is now in the American League, having been drummed out of the Nati...

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The Houston Astros Decide Not To Change Their Name After All

Funny story: The Houston Astros Decide Not To Change Their Name After All

HOUSTON - The owner of the Houston Astros, Drayton McLane, Jr., has assured the Houston fans that contrary to what the rumor mills have been churning out, he has decided not to change the team's name. Sporting Chance Magazine had reported that sev...

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A-Rod May Soon Become A Houston Astro

Funny story: A-Rod May Soon Become A Houston Astro

NEW YORK CITY - Alex Rodriguez, who is the highest paid athlete in professional sports, at $30 million per year has expressed a desire to leave the New York Yankees. A-Rod, who had a horrible post season managing to bat a lowly .133 recently talke...

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Houston Astros - The Worst Team In Baseball Is Moving?

Funny story: Houston Astros - The Worst Team In Baseball Is Moving?

HOUSTON - Reports are still sketchy but according to a reliable, inside, unnamed source Major League Baseball's worst team is probably going to be leaving The Bayou City. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno said that his source has told hi...

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McGwire, Canseco, Clemens, Bonds, Sosa, and Palmeiro In New Sports Reality Show "Hey Have We Got Some Big Baseballs Or What?"

Funny story: McGwire, Canseco, Clemens, Bonds, Sosa, and Palmeiro In New Sports Reality Show "Hey Have We Got Some Big Baseballs Or What?"

CHICAGO - The Sports Globe Network has just signed six baseball superstars to appear in a brand new reality show entitled Hey Have We Got Some Big Baseballs Or What? The show which was originally titled, OK, So Who The Hell Is Lying? will feature...

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