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Funny story:  Anna Megan Raley Considered To Be The Meanest Woman In America Has Been Fired!

Anna Megan Raley Considered To Be The Meanest Woman In America Has Been Fired!

HOUSTON - Anna Megan Raley has learned a very valuable lesson - and that is to never, ever mess with a woman's weight. American Spotlight Magazine reporter Cutter Shiloh stated that Raley is a perfect example of someone who has a blog and thinks t...
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Funny story:  Houston Sports Blogger Becomes The Most Hated Woman In America

Houston Sports Blogger Becomes The Most Hated Woman In America

HOUSTON - It appears that no one ever cautioned CBS Houston Sports Blogger Claire Crawford, about the perils of sticking your basketball shoe in your mouth. Claire "The Criticizer" Crawford, whose real name is Anna Megan Raley made some comments a...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Eats At Chic-Fil-A

Sarah Palin Eats At Chic-Fil-A

HOUSTON - Sarah "The Loose Moose" showed up in the Lone Star state to campaign for Senator Teddy Cruz. She was accompanied by her husband Todd the "Snowmobiler" and the two looked like typical tourists with Mama Palin wearing a pair of pink Rememb...
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Funny story:  Jeremy Lin Leaves The New York Knicks - Joins The Houston Rockets

Jeremy Lin Leaves The New York Knicks - Joins The Houston Rockets

NEW YORK CITY - Jeremy Lin was busy playing a game of Scrabble on his cell phone when it rang. He answered it and it was a representative with the Houston Rockets Nat "Nothing But Net" Toddybicken, 61, telling him that they had agreed to his reque...
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Funny story:  Yao Ming Retires from the NBA, Launches a Big & Freakishly Tall Clothing Store

Yao Ming Retires from the NBA, Launches a Big & Freakishly Tall Clothing Store

Yao Ming, the seven foot, six inch center for the Houston Rockets, announced his retirement from the NBA in Shanghai China yesterday, in addition to hawking the grand opening of his new big & tall clothing stores across the US and Europe. Whil...
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Funny story:  Space Shuttles Retire in Cities other than Houston

Space Shuttles Retire in Cities other than Houston

(Houston, TX ) The Space Shuttle program is ending and for some reason, none of the space shuttles will retire in Houston. There are shuttles going to New York City, Florida, Los Angeles and Washington. When asked about why the shuttles chose...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Sell Their Vampire Sux Bar & Grill To The Dixie Chicks

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Sell Their Vampire Sux Bar & Grill To The Dixie Chicks

HOUSTON - After being the owners of The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill in Houston for only three months, Rob Pattinson and Kris Stewart have decided that the restaurant business is not for them. Pattinson said that both are just too busy with their v...
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Funny story:  Dancing With The Star's Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Erin Andrews Are Doing More Than Just Dancing

Dancing With The Star's Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Erin Andrews Are Doing More Than Just Dancing

HOUSTON - The runners-up on Dancing With The Stars, Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Erin Andrews appeared on the Houston morning TV show, Howdy Y'all Hiya Doin'? Maksim was asked by the show's co-host Bonnie Candlebox how it felt to come in second to Nico...
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Funny story:  Space Walkers Get Goods on Houston

Space Walkers Get Goods on Houston

Space Shuttle Discovery astronauts Rick Mastracchio and Clayton Anderson, while performing a space walk Sunday, had a little fun with ground controllers. But the joke may be on them before this mission ends. Mary Magellan, a ten-year veteran of ov...
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Funny story:  Houston Is Named The Top NFL Tailgaiting City In America

Houston Is Named The Top NFL Tailgaiting City In America

HOUSTON - Reliant Stadium, home of the NFL Houston Texans has been named The #1 Tailgating City in the United States. Wade Bucknerstone, president of The American Tailgaters Council was asked exactly what factors are considered in deciding what ma...
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Funny story:  Whitney Houston announces comeback & new album

Whitney Houston announces comeback & new album

Wholesome Christian pop singer Whitney Houston has announced plans for a comeback. A new album, "It's Still Me," will be released later this year and will feature newly recorded versions of her greatest hits.
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Funny story:  Lay and Skilling sentenced to 10,000 lashes

Lay and Skilling sentenced to 10,000 lashes

Houston, Texarse - (Associated Mess): The ENRON corruption trial reached a dramatic climax today as the jury in Houston announced a unanimous guilty verdict on defendants Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling, ordering that each should receive 10,000 lashes fo...
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Funny story:  The US is an Oil Imperialist Nation and Proud of It, Admits George Bush

The US is an Oil Imperialist Nation and Proud of It, Admits George Bush

HOUSTON (AP)--President George Bush finally admitted that he invaded Iraq mainly to grab its immense oil reserves for Big American oil companies, and had planned the war for years before 911.
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