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Landlords demand tax relief for their "difficult job"

Funny story: Landlords demand tax relief for their "difficult job"

A group calling themselves the Union of Oppressed Landlords have protested about the current housing crisis in the UK. They claim that people who let out accommodation are being squeezed and are not earning enough. "It's appalling," said Connie Br...

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Surrey farmer turns his castle into luxury pig pen

Funny story: Surrey farmer turns his castle into luxury pig pen

Surrey farmer Mr.Fiddler (name changed for legal reasons and Marks legal costs) did some "hey-diddling" in 2008 and secretly built himself a castle on green belt land after being refused planning permission. The local council discovered the castle...

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Straw houses on sale in the UK - oink, oink!

Funny story: Straw houses on sale in the UK - oink, oink!

Star schwein CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporter, Porky Pigsliver-Fonteroy the Vth, has just sent this amazing report to piggies HQ. Houses made of straw are going on sale in the UK and first time buyers, The Three Piggies, were first to or...

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Cameron's forehead declared 'brown-belt land fit for council housing development'

Funny story: Cameron's forehead declared 'brown-belt land fit for council housing development'

The housing shortage in Britain reached new peaks yesterday as it was announced that PM David Cameron's forehead had officially been declared brown-belt land, suitable for a new social housing development. the site, estimated at approximately 6-8...

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A Home For Every Heart

Houses are important. We all need houses of some sort, to keep from getting cold and have somewhere to cook and wash. Sadly not everyone has a house and not just in those sad, charity commercial countries where pianist follow staving children aro...

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New Federal Government Teeny Tiny Housing Program Offered to Millennials

Funny story: New Federal Government Teeny Tiny Housing Program Offered to Millennials

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Housing Administration announced today a bit of hope for the Millennial generation. In general, Generation Y has been left "out in the cold" when it comes to home buying, mostly due to a dismal employment outlook, high...

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Govt Scheme To Help Elderly Downsize Championed By Local Entrepreneur

Funny story: Govt Scheme To Help Elderly Downsize Championed By Local Entrepreneur

A local businessman has offered to help with Government proposals to help elderly people 'downsize' while providing accommodation for young families. Housing Minister Grant Shapps announced yesterday that local councils should offer to help pensio...

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Woman Begs Council To Rehouse Her Family Because House Is Too Big

Funny story: Woman Begs Council To Rehouse Her Family Because House Is Too Big

A woman has requested the borough of Kensington and Chelsea to rehouse her and her family because the house is too big. Elizabeth Windsor and her husband Phillip are said to be shagged out just getting to the breakfast table in the mornings. They are...

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Wexford Ends Scourge Of "Silly" Estate Names

Funny story: Wexford Ends Scourge Of "Silly" Estate Names

An Irish council has established a committee to monitor the naming of housing developments. Members of Wexford County Council and interested parties from the community have produced a booklet of advice, and the committee meets weekly to discuss pr...

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More Americans Moving To Small Towns, Wish To Hell They Hadn't

Funny story: More Americans Moving To Small Towns, Wish To Hell They Hadn't

Wall street, New York - As the economic crisis deepens in the U.S., many Americans are being advised by financial gurus to relocate to smaller towns where the cost of living is much lower and they can afford to purchase food, clothing, and the oc...

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Neighbors Threaten to Evict Happily Married Couple

Funny story: Neighbors Threaten to Evict Happily Married Couple

Rob and Shirley DeLightly are being asked to tone down their loving relationship or vacate their home by angry neighbors who claim they can't take a minute more of the sickening displays of love the couple exhibit day in and day out. "It's not nat...

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Rental Costs Soar for Evil Lairs in Britain

Funny story: Rental Costs Soar for Evil Lairs in Britain

LONDON - The cost of renting a civilian dwelling in Britain has increased by over 4.5%. However, the hardest hit are evil megaminds. Evil geniuses, hit by increasing amounts of police arrests and lack of genius work due to people wanting to watch...

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Recently homeless given 'right to buy' park benches

Funny story: Recently homeless given 'right to buy' park benches

The government has announced plans to allow people who have been recently made homeless to buy the park bench upon which they choose to reside, in a proposal echoing then Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher's right to buy scheme of the 1980's. The mo...

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Evicted Family Creates Elaborate Camping Story To Fool Children

Funny story: Evicted Family Creates Elaborate Camping Story To Fool Children

(Miami, FL - October 20, 2010)…It's a familiar sight these days, foreclosed homes, evicted tenants, more and more Americans are being thrown into the street, becoming yet another victim of the worst economic recession since "The Great Depression." L...

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Smart Home Threatens Owners with Eviction

Funny story: Smart Home Threatens Owners with Eviction

Smart homes have been around for a couple of decades now. Special wiring and technological advances allow the homes to take care of just about every aspect of running the home from round-the-clock automatic cleaning and dusting to securing the perime...

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Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and then UK can compete on the world stage!

Funny story: Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and then UK can compete on the world stage!

Policy Think Tank, London: High house prices are a blight on this country. How can the UK compete in global markets if everyone needs high wages just to put a roof over their head? Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and we can all start...

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Rochdale property prices boom after release of new job figures

Funny story: Rochdale property prices boom after release of new job figures

Newly released government job figures have led to a huge rise in people seeking to live in Rochdale. Houses are being purchased quicker than the local council can demolish them, to make way for new low cost housing. The government figures driving...

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UK house market in freefall

Funny story: UK house market in freefall

Latest figures from the second Bank of England, Northern Rock, have revealed that UK house prices are in freefall. In September, six grand was wiped off the value of an average house, more if it was a posh house and less if it was a caravan or a shed...

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