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Funny story:  Spoof reporter almost gets his n**ts in a twist and thrown off a f**king balcony

Spoof reporter almost gets his n**ts in a twist and thrown off a f**king balcony

According to spokespersons for Representative Michael Grimm (R-NY), he did not follow up threats to NY1 reporter Michael Scotto with similar threats to a Spoof reporter. However, a representative for Spoof reporter Pepe Warezabar states the case d...
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Funny story:  "Worst Congress" flees into desert following speeches and banquet at annual celebration

"Worst Congress" flees into desert following speeches and banquet at annual celebration

Yesterday, with a nine percent approval rating as the "worst Congress in history," current members proceeded to their annual celebration somewhere in the Arizona desert. All did not end well, however, as Senator Reid explained, staring gravely int...
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Funny story:  Republicans Announce Social Security Lottery

Republicans Announce Social Security Lottery

Washington DC Republican House of Representatives leaders today announced plans for a new bill to fix Social Security. Speaker of the House John Boehner spoke today and said, "I have two important announcements to make. One--we have come up with...
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Funny story:  Senate And House To Vote On Controversial Suspicion

Senate And House To Vote On Controversial Suspicion

A green light was signaled earlier today, clearing the way for the House and Senate to take a vote on the controversial suspicion of whether or not Frank Sinatra is or isn't the father of Mia Farrow's son, Ronan, born while she was the inamorata of f...
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Funny story:  Michigan Locals Outraged Over Repeal of Bumper Sticker Laws

Michigan Locals Outraged Over Repeal of Bumper Sticker Laws

A Michigan law enacted in 1929 made it illegal to display a bumper sticker for any group that you're not actually a part of. Earlier in the week, the Michigan House of Representatives unanimously voted to repeal the bizarre and long-unenforced la...
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Funny story:  Ted Cruz goes on a shooting spree in the House of Representatives

Ted Cruz goes on a shooting spree in the House of Representatives

BREAKING NEWS : In a startling and dramatic political gambit Texas junior Senator Ted Cruz (R) invaded the House chamber today brandishing an automatic rifle, two pistols and several hand grenades. The event happened sometime after the lunch reces...
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Funny story:  House Republicans pass Legislation to shutdown the Senate

House Republicans pass Legislation to shutdown the Senate

In a a startling development earlier today the House Republican majority passed a bill to shut the Senate down permanently. The resolution H RES 420 passed 233 - 200, strictly on party lines. While the House and the Senate have often been at odds...
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Funny story:  Calling House Republicans "Neanderthals," Biden Bungles Again

Calling House Republicans "Neanderthals," Biden Bungles Again

Gaffe-prone Vice President Joe Biden, speaking at an event celebrating his signature legislative achievement, the Violence Against Women Act (VAWA), at one point called the House Republicans who opposed renewal of the Act in 2012 the "Neanderthal cro...
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Funny story:  US Senate & House of Representatives  pass bi-partisan bill reducing own pay & benefits!

US Senate & House of Representatives pass bi-partisan bill reducing own pay & benefits!

In an extraordinary Kum Ba Ya moment, the United States Senate passed a bi-partisan bill this morning to reduce their pay and benefits for the duration of the country's financial crisis. It was passed unanimously and was quickly followed by a similar...
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Funny story:  U.S. House of Representatives Votes to Abolish Satire

U.S. House of Representatives Votes to Abolish Satire

The United States House of Representatives has recently conducted a bipartisan vote to abolish all forms of satire within the country in a move clearly designed to belie the widely held notion that Congress is the place where good ideas go to die. The following are transcripts from the subcommittee hearing and floor debate that led to the aforementioned vote. 2012 A BILL TO PROTECT THE INTEG...
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Funny story:  U.S. Congressional Approval Falls Below 0%

U.S. Congressional Approval Falls Below 0%

The U.S. House of Representatives recently held a hearing concerning the revelation that Congress' approval rating hit the unprecedented low of -4%. The following is a transcript of that hearing. CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL RATING FALLS BELOW 0% 2012 HEARING BEFORE THE SUBCOMMITTEE ON GOVERNMENT ORGANIZATION, EFFICIENCY AND FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT OF THE COMMITTEE ON OVERSIGHT AND GOVER...
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Funny story:  Joe Walsh Apologises For Confusing 'Dumbasses'

Joe Walsh Apologises For Confusing 'Dumbasses'

Legendary guitar hero, Joe Walsh, has apologised for confusing 'dumbass' voters in Illinois. The former James Gang and Eagles axe wielder caused much scratching of heads when he endorsed Democrat candidate for Congress, Tammy Duckworth. Simple...
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Funny story:  Pippa Middleton admits that she is using a photo of Congressman Anthony Weiner's 'little friend' as her computer screen saver.

Pippa Middleton admits that she is using a photo of Congressman Anthony Weiner's 'little friend' as her computer screen saver.

WASHINGTON - Democrats on Sunday called for U.S. Congressman Anthony Weiner to resign. The latest alleged scandal involves Pippa Middleton who says she is using a photo she was tweeted by the politician as her screen saver. Ms. Middleton appa...
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Funny story:  Pelosi makes Wilson stand in corner...face wall

Pelosi makes Wilson stand in corner...face wall

In a startling development certain to make history in the US House of Representatives, Speaker Nancy Pelosi ordered Congressaman Joe Wilson to stand in the corner of the House and face the wall this morning. As the Democratic members cheered amid mo...
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Funny story:  House Page Injured in Pelosi Explosion Removed from Life Support

House Page Injured in Pelosi Explosion Removed from Life Support

Ron Paul IV, the 18-year-old House Page critically injured during Wednesday's explosion of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's head, was removed from life support late Thursday at Georgetown University Proctologic Hospital. His family was at his bedside as...
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Funny story:  Nancy Pelosi Finds Plastic Turd on House Seat

Nancy Pelosi Finds Plastic Turd on House Seat

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi went to her seat this morning to open the meeting of The House of Representatives to find what appeared to be a pile of feces in her chair. Security was immediately called to the chamber and inspected the "pile...
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Funny story:  Nancy Pelosi Introduces Toilet Seat Legislation

Nancy Pelosi Introduces Toilet Seat Legislation

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and introduced a bill regarding toilet seats. Under the new legislation, if it passes, failure to put the seat down would be punishable as a class C felony. In a male dominated House of Representatives, this measur...
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Funny story:  House Of Reps. Passed Carpool Laws

House Of Reps. Passed Carpool Laws

(MUSICMAN PRESS) A starling new development out of Washington D.C. today as the House of Representatives passed a bill requiring all persons on the government payroll to carpool to work and back. The new bill does however have exceptions. Any one who...
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