The British House of Lords have promised a full and complete investigation into the availability of child pornography within the United Kingdom.
Lord Cock of Dumbshire announced "It is simply appalling. It is totally unacceptable. I find is simpl...
London - Deputy Prime Monster Nick Clegg has blamed 'bastards' in the Lords for failure to abolish the illegitimate and anachronistic House of Commons.
Speaking to reporters at a lunchtime briefing Lord Clegg described how he'd successfully infilt...
London - A cosmic tsunami is being predicted as Uranus, celestial body of sudden eruptions, turns retrograde this Friday.
Nicknamed the zodiac's Great Awakener the planet currently straddles part of the Aries constellation traditionally associated...
"Beautiful by Nature, Fucked by Sticky Micky!" As is said about the Turks and Caicos Islands, still seething and reeling in the hands of British control after it's government was brought down by corruption more than 2 years ago.
Death of a Nation!...
London - Today In Parliament's question time special has focused on a demographic hybrid previously omitted in pesky Local Authority gender preference-assignment questions.
'Men Who Have Sex With Men-And-African-Communities' has been identified as...
The perennially popular idiom "Sober as a Judge" was put under the spotlight by the Idiom Police, a lesser known division of the Literary Squad in Lincoln.
"A lot of drunk people use the phrase," said Detective Charles Loche. "We need to know how...
Procedures for complaining to the BBC are "convoluted" and "overly complicated" according to a group of peers.
The Lords communications committee says it is difficult for viewers, listeners and web users to know where to go with complaints. Their...
A cross party group of peers has told Prime Minister David Cameron that he can't create any more peers as the House of Lords is already full.
The Coalition leader has created a record breaking number of peers in less than a year and the chamber is...
Sir. Hamilton Krupt leader of the new Keep Britain Clean party has called for a major crackdown on pedophilia as part of his party's mandate to the people.
The party came into existence on the back of the poor performances by The National Front in...
The spectacle of an all night rave at the House of Lords was greeted with disbelief by their children who thought they could trust their parents to behave.
'I can't understand it' said the teenage daughter of Lord Abercrombie-Flitter 'he's quite...
London - (Filibuster Biz): In Westminster tonight members of the House of Lords have hunkered down for the first all-nighter in a decade.
They have been told the talking will not stop until the deed is done - which at the current pace is unlikely...
London - (Slush Fund News): A new twist on the classic Nigerian money laundering email scam has rocked the House of Lords this week.
Self-confessed banker to the IRA Lord James of Blackheath told astonished peers on Monday that a very important -...
Retired boxer John Prescott has taken up his seat in the House of Lords, becoming Baron Prescott of Kingston-Upon-Thames.
Lord Prescott, deputy to Joe Frazier for 10 years, was watched by his wife Pauline, without whom his popular affair wouldn't...
The House of Lords has 707 eligible perrs of which 211 take the Labour whip. Despite the fact that these 211 suffered 350 defeats in the last session of Parliament, CamClegg Incorporated need to make another couple of hundred ConDem peers to address...
It appears Piers Morgan wants to be a Peer according to information we received after Gordon Brown appears in tears on a television interview with Piers.
We met a television employee and whistle blower on Blackpool Pier for an interview and a beer...
Downing St announced this afternoon that brothers John and Edwards Grimes known as Jedward were to be offered peerages and will shortly join the House of Lords.
Speaking at his monthly press conference beleaguered PM Gordhelpus Brown announced th...
Panic was palpable in the streets of London earlier today, as the city was seemingly taken over by the living dead.
It occurred at about 10:45am when the first re-animated corpse was spotted shuffling along Westminster Bridge.
Onlookers were ba...
Baroness Scotland, still fighting for her reputation after the 'illegal cleaner affair', has received a new blow to her prestige with allegations that she has been harbouring a gang of Somali pirates.
The desperate immigrants were discovered hidin...