Showing:

Funny satire stories about House of Lords

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 2 pages)
Funny story: Jimmy Savile - Case Closed!

Jimmy Savile - Case Closed!

The Jimmy Savile Inquiry into paedophilia that has been ongoing since October 2012 has been officially closed. Sir Winston Pike conducting the inquiry said that the case has been officially closed from lack of reliable evidence. "After due consul...
View 'Jimmy Savile - Case Closed!'
Funny story: Whiff of 'Drill, Baby, Drill' in House of Lords departure lounge bar

Whiff of 'Drill, Baby, Drill' in House of Lords departure lounge bar

London - Jolly oligarchs everywhere are betting on a boom in UK shale gas extraction amid an unprecedented mass exodus of members of the House of Lords for 'up yours, Clegg and Cameron' jobs in the 'City'. Prime Minister David Cameron initially ex...
View 'Whiff of 'Drill, Baby, Drill' in House of Lords departure lounge bar'
Funny story: British Lords Promise Enquiry Into Child Porn

British Lords Promise Enquiry Into Child Porn

The British House of Lords have promised a full and complete investigation into the availability of child pornography within the United Kingdom. Lord Cock of Dumbshire announced "It is simply appalling. It is totally unacceptable. I find is simpl...
View 'British Lords Promise Enquiry Into Child Porn'
Funny story: Lord Clegg slams House of Lords bastards

Lord Clegg slams House of Lords bastards

London - Deputy Prime Monster Nick Clegg has blamed 'bastards' in the Lords for failure to abolish the illegitimate and anachronistic House of Commons. Speaking to reporters at a lunchtime briefing Lord Clegg described how he'd successfully infilt...
View 'Lord Clegg slams House of Lords bastards'
Funny story: Friday the 13th astrology shocker for House of Lords reform scams

Friday the 13th astrology shocker for House of Lords reform scams

London - A cosmic tsunami is being predicted as Uranus, celestial body of sudden eruptions, turns retrograde this Friday. Nicknamed the zodiac's Great Awakener the planet currently straddles part of the Aries constellation traditionally associated...
View 'Friday the 13th astrology shocker for House of Lords reform scams'
Funny story: Puppetmaster Cashcroft aims for bigger prizes (A Pirates of the Caribbean Update):

Puppetmaster Cashcroft aims for bigger prizes (A Pirates of the Caribbean Update):

"Beautiful by Nature, Fucked by Sticky Micky!" As is said about the Turks and Caicos Islands, still seething and reeling in the hands of British control after it's government was brought down by corruption more than 2 years ago. Death of a Nation!...
View 'Puppetmaster Cashcroft aims for bigger prizes (A Pirates of the Caribbean Update):'
Funny story: Lords' oral questions about 'Men Who Have Sex With Men-And-African-Communities'

Lords' oral questions about 'Men Who Have Sex With Men-And-African-Communities'

London - Today In Parliament's question time special has focused on a demographic hybrid previously omitted in pesky Local Authority gender preference-assignment questions. 'Men Who Have Sex With Men-And-African-Communities' has been identified as...
View 'Lords' oral questions about 'Men Who Have Sex With Men-And-African-Communities''
Funny story: Sober as a Judge

Sober as a Judge

The perennially popular idiom "Sober as a Judge" was put under the spotlight by the Idiom Police, a lesser known division of the Literary Squad in Lincoln. "A lot of drunk people use the phrase," said Detective Charles Loche. "We need to know how...
View 'Sober as a Judge'
Funny story: BBC Complaints Procedure "Grisly" And "Absolutely Hopeless"

BBC Complaints Procedure "Grisly" And "Absolutely Hopeless"

Procedures for complaining to the BBC are "convoluted" and "overly complicated" according to a group of peers. The Lords communications committee says it is difficult for viewers, listeners and web users to know where to go with complaints. Their...
View 'BBC Complaints Procedure "Grisly" And "Absolutely Hopeless"'
Funny story: Cameron Told House Of Lords Is Full

Cameron Told House Of Lords Is Full

A cross party group of peers has told Prime Minister David Cameron that he can't create any more peers as the House of Lords is already full. The Coalition leader has created a record breaking number of peers in less than a year and the chamber is...
View 'Cameron Told House Of Lords Is Full'
Funny story: Major UK Crackdown on Pedophilia

Major UK Crackdown on Pedophilia

Sir. Hamilton Krupt leader of the new Keep Britain Clean party has called for a major crackdown on pedophilia as part of his party's mandate to the people. The party came into existence on the back of the poor performances by The National Front in...
View 'Major UK Crackdown on Pedophilia'
Funny story: All Night Party for Peers

All Night Party for Peers

The spectacle of an all night rave at the House of Lords was greeted with disbelief by their children who thought they could trust their parents to behave. 'I can't understand it' said the teenage daughter of Lord Abercrombie-Flitter 'he's quite...
View 'All Night Party for Peers'
Funny story: House of Lords all-night sitting to last until Sun enters Aquarius on Thursday morning

House of Lords all-night sitting to last until Sun enters Aquarius on Thursday morning

London - (Filibuster Biz): In Westminster tonight members of the House of Lords have hunkered down for the first all-nighter in a decade. They have been told the talking will not stop until the deed is done - which at the current pace is unlikely...
View 'House of Lords all-night sitting to last until Sun enters Aquarius on Thursday morning'
Funny story: Nigerian money laundering email scam hits House of Lords

Nigerian money laundering email scam hits House of Lords

London - (Slush Fund News): A new twist on the classic Nigerian money laundering email scam has rocked the House of Lords this week. Self-confessed banker to the IRA Lord James of Blackheath told astonished peers on Monday that a very important -...
View 'Nigerian money laundering email scam hits House of Lords'
Funny story: Prescott Now Showing His Colours

Prescott Now Showing His Colours

Retired boxer John Prescott has taken up his seat in the House of Lords, becoming Baron Prescott of Kingston-Upon-Thames. Lord Prescott, deputy to Joe Frazier for 10 years, was watched by his wife Pauline, without whom his popular affair wouldn't...
View 'Prescott Now Showing His Colours'
Funny story: Good Lord almighty, LibCon Lords go large

Good Lord almighty, LibCon Lords go large

The House of Lords has 707 eligible perrs of which 211 take the Labour whip. Despite the fact that these 211 suffered 350 defeats in the last session of Parliament, CamClegg Incorporated need to make another couple of hundred ConDem peers to address...
View 'Good Lord almighty, LibCon Lords go large'
Funny story: It appears Piers Morgan wants to be a Peer

It appears Piers Morgan wants to be a Peer

It appears Piers Morgan wants to be a Peer according to information we received after Gordon Brown appears in tears on a television interview with Piers. We met a television employee and whistle blower on Blackpool Pier for an interview and a beer...
View 'It appears Piers Morgan wants to be a Peer'
Funny story: Jedward to join House of Lords

Jedward to join House of Lords

Downing St announced this afternoon that brothers John and Edwards Grimes known as Jedward were to be offered peerages and will shortly join the House of Lords. Speaking at his monthly press conference beleaguered PM Gordhelpus Brown announced th...
View 'Jedward to join House of Lords'

Showing page 1 (of 2 pages)
Breaking News...

Original Whitney Houston Lyrics Found

Who knew? Whitney's 1985 Smash Hit, 'Saving All My Love For You,' was originally penned for a porno flick. The original lyrics appear to have been, 'Shaving All My Muff For You.'
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 multiplied by 3?

4 14 10 6


76 readers are online right now!

Go to top