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Funny story: Biggest rise in mouse prices for seven years

Biggest rise in mouse prices for seven years

The asking price of pet owners selling small rodents has risen by the biggest amount for seven years. The average price of a mouse has increased to £7-50p, across England and Wales, according to the rodent website RightMouse. This is 50 per cent h...
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Funny story: Glory Holes to be built into new Scottish homes Outrage

Glory Holes to be built into new Scottish homes Outrage

New Scottish houses may have built in "Glory Holes", under plans to improve the home like qualities of new build designs. A proposed new development of 3000 homes along the banks of Loch Ness will each have a glory hole, with larger properties having...
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Funny story: Shed prices continue to rise

Shed prices continue to rise

It was confirmed this week that shed prices are continuing their unstoppable rise, as estate agent Shackleton's announced that the price of a one roomed garden shed had risen by 15% in the last year. A spokesman for the company said that demand was m...
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Funny story: Elvis Presley to sell his house!

Elvis Presley to sell his house!

Elvis Presley has decided to sell his house in Beverley Hills because he is sick of all of his fans turning up on his date of birth and death and smothering the gates with dead flowers (appropriate!). Elvis who still roams around the house and in...
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Funny story: Buying a house? Learn estate agent speak

Buying a house? Learn estate agent speak

Buying a house can be a stressful time. This stress is further compounded by a group of people who make the News of The World hackers seem positively saint like. I am of course talking about estate agents. Estate agents have invented a completely new type of language that's designed to confuse and confound ordinary people into submission. Their descriptive prose is so expertly engineered that...
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Funny story: Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and then UK can compete on the world stage!

Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and then UK can compete on the world stage!

Policy Think Tank, London: High house prices are a blight on this country. How can the UK compete in global markets if everyone needs high wages just to put a roof over their head? Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and we can all start...
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Funny story: UK House prices: Surveyors lay blame on Ginger bird from Scissor Sisters

UK House prices: Surveyors lay blame on Ginger bird from Scissor Sisters

Surveyors are expecting house prices to fall in the coming months due to Ana Matronic of Scissor Sisters fame. Research commissioned for Andrews Estate Agents in Burnley showed a distinct link between Matronic's activity and the sale of terraced h...
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Funny story: Swine Flu Solution To Financial Crisis

Swine Flu Solution To Financial Crisis

Swine Flu is being welcomed as the perfect remedy for the global financial crisis. Sir Keith Williams, of financial services company Takezone PLC, explains how a flu pandemic could address the underlying factors that triggered the credit crunch an...
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Funny story: Interest rates to be random

Interest rates to be random

The Bank of England today revealed it would cease setting interest rates - with the cost of borrowing set at random. Mervyn King, Bank of England top dog, told reporters outside his West London mansion: "In the current economic environment, if int...
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Funny story: Surprise Bounce in House Prices

Surprise Bounce in House Prices

UK building society, NationIfax, announced this morning a surprise rise in house prices. Figures for March show house prices across the UK rose by 0.0012%. The figures were greeted with excitement by the markets with the FTSE100 up 0.1 points at...
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Funny story: House Prices will rise this year, say experts.

House Prices will rise this year, say experts.

There is good news finally about house prices. According to experts in the housing industry they are set to rise by the end of 2009! 'It's certain. They simply can't fail to rise,' says Tom Wimpy, an estate agent in Harlow, Essex. Prices have bee...
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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Won in Raffle

Buckingham Palace Won in Raffle

In a bid to beat falling house prices Buckingham Palace has been won as first prize in a countryside raffle. The giveaway was intended to create a buzz around the housing market, to get people buying again . It was won by a Mr. C.George of Wind...
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Funny story: House Prices in Midsummer do not fall for the seventh year in a row

House Prices in Midsummer do not fall for the seventh year in a row

Poison, Rob and Swindle, the main estate agents for documentary small village Midsummer have revealed that House Prices in the famously debauched village have remained high for more than seven years.
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Funny story: An Englishman's Home is his Castle

An Englishman's Home is his Castle

A Double freestanding wardrobe in up market Chelsea, London, England has gone on the market at £1.8 million after it was converted into a one bedroom flat.
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Funny story: House Prices To Fall By 40% This Year, Say Experts

House Prices To Fall By 40% This Year, Say Experts

House prices in Britain could fall by as much as 40% this year, says one of the UK's top bankers, fuelling speculation that a mass sell-off of ever-cheaper properties might result.
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Funny story: "Hope Now" Becomes "Hope-Less" as Distressed Homeowners Shafted

"Hope Now" Becomes "Hope-Less" as Distressed Homeowners Shafted

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Nearly 5,000 distressed homeowners call Hope Now, the White House-backed organization formed to help them, every day.
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Funny story: Top Crack Mansion sells for £50 million

Top Crack Mansion sells for £50 million

Bishops Avenue, London - (Bad Ass Mess): Property crisis? What property crisis! Yet another 2008 house price record has just been smashed with the sale this week of Top Crack Mansion situated on the notorious wobbly tectonic plate region o...
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Funny story: Buy-To-Let Kennels Solution For Struggling Northern Rock

Buy-To-Let Kennels Solution For Struggling Northern Rock

Continued rising house prices and falling lending confidence has led struggling mortgage lender Northern Rock to propose a new approach for its recovery. The recommendation is for new mortgage schemes to allow Londoners to apply for buy-to-let mortga...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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