Showing:

Funny satire stories about House Prices

Try another search?

Biggest rise in mouse prices for seven years

The asking price of pet owners selling small rodents has risen by the biggest amount for seven years. The average price of a mouse has increased to £7-50p, across England and Wales, according to the rodent website RightMouse. This is 50 per cent h...

Read full story View 'Biggest rise in mouse prices for seven years'

Glory Holes to be built into new Scottish homes Outrage

Funny story: Glory Holes to be built into new Scottish homes Outrage

New Scottish houses may have built in "Glory Holes", under plans to improve the home like qualities of new build designs. A proposed new development of 3000 homes along the banks of Loch Ness will each have a glory hole, with larger properties having...

Read full story View 'Glory Holes to be built into new Scottish homes Outrage'

Elvis Presley to sell his house!

Funny story: Elvis Presley to sell his house!

Elvis Presley has decided to sell his house in Beverley Hills because he is sick of all of his fans turning up on his date of birth and death and smothering the gates with dead flowers (appropriate!). Elvis who still roams around the house and in...

Read full story View 'Elvis Presley to sell his house!'

Buying a house? Learn estate agent speak

Funny story: Buying a house? Learn estate agent speak

Buying a house can be a stressful time. This stress is further compounded by a group of people who make the News of The World hackers seem positively saint like. I am of course talking about estate agents. Estate agents have invented a completely new type of language that's designed to confuse and confound ordinary people into submission. Their descriptive prose is so expertly engineered that...

Read full story View 'Buying a house? Learn estate agent speak'

Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and then UK can compete on the world stage!

Funny story: Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and then UK can compete on the world stage!

Policy Think Tank, London: High house prices are a blight on this country. How can the UK compete in global markets if everyone needs high wages just to put a roof over their head? Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and we can all start...

Read full story View 'Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and then UK can compete on the world stage!'

UK House prices: Surveyors lay blame on Ginger bird from Scissor Sisters

Surveyors are expecting house prices to fall in the coming months due to Ana Matronic of Scissor Sisters fame. Research commissioned for Andrews Estate Agents in Burnley showed a distinct link between Matronic's activity and the sale of terraced h...

Read full story View 'UK House prices: Surveyors lay blame on Ginger bird from Scissor Sisters'

Swine Flu Solution To Financial Crisis

Funny story: Swine Flu Solution To Financial Crisis

Swine Flu is being welcomed as the perfect remedy for the global financial crisis. Sir Keith Williams, of financial services company Takezone PLC, explains how a flu pandemic could address the underlying factors that triggered the credit crunch an...

Read full story View 'Swine Flu Solution To Financial Crisis'

Interest rates to be random

Funny story: Interest rates to be random

The Bank of England today revealed it would cease setting interest rates - with the cost of borrowing set at random. Mervyn King, Bank of England top dog, told reporters outside his West London mansion: "In the current economic environment, if int...

Read full story View 'Interest rates to be random'

Surprise Bounce in House Prices

Funny story: Surprise Bounce in House Prices

UK building society, NationIfax, announced this morning a surprise rise in house prices. Figures for March show house prices across the UK rose by 0.0012%. The figures were greeted with excitement by the markets with the FTSE100 up 0.1 points at...

Read full story View 'Surprise Bounce in House Prices'

House Prices will rise this year, say experts.

Funny story: House Prices will rise this year, say experts.

There is good news finally about house prices. According to experts in the housing industry they are set to rise by the end of 2009! 'It's certain. They simply can't fail to rise,' says Tom Wimpy, an estate agent in Harlow, Essex. Prices have bee...

Read full story View 'House Prices will rise this year, say experts.'

Buckingham Palace Won in Raffle

Funny story: Buckingham Palace Won in Raffle

In a bid to beat falling house prices Buckingham Palace has been won as first prize in a countryside raffle. The giveaway was intended to create a buzz around the housing market, to get people buying again . It was won by a Mr. C.George of Wind...

Read full story View 'Buckingham Palace Won in Raffle'

House Prices in Midsummer do not fall for the seventh year in a row

Funny story: House Prices in Midsummer do not fall for the seventh year in a row

Poison, Rob and Swindle, the main estate agents for documentary small village Midsummer have revealed that House Prices in the famously debauched village have remained high for more than seven years.

Read full story View 'House Prices in Midsummer do not fall for the seventh year in a row'

An Englishman's Home is his Castle

Funny story: An Englishman's Home is his Castle

A Double freestanding wardrobe in up market Chelsea, London, England has gone on the market at £1.8 million after it was converted into a one bedroom flat.

Read full story View 'An Englishman's Home is his Castle'

House Prices To Fall By 40% This Year, Say Experts

Funny story: House Prices To Fall By 40% This Year, Say Experts

House prices in Britain could fall by as much as 40% this year, says one of the UK's top bankers, fuelling speculation that a mass sell-off of ever-cheaper properties might result.

Read full story View 'House Prices To Fall By 40% This Year, Say Experts'

"Hope Now" Becomes "Hope-Less" as Distressed Homeowners Shafted

Funny story: "Hope Now" Becomes "Hope-Less" as Distressed Homeowners Shafted

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Nearly 5,000 distressed homeowners call Hope Now, the White House-backed organization formed to help them, every day.

Read full story View '"Hope Now" Becomes "Hope-Less" as Distressed Homeowners Shafted'

Top Crack Mansion sells for £50 million

Funny story: Top Crack Mansion sells for £50 million

Bishops Avenue, London - (Bad Ass Mess): Property crisis? What property crisis! Yet another 2008 house price record has just been smashed with the sale this week of Top Crack Mansion situated on the notorious wobbly tectonic plate region o...

Read full story View 'Top Crack Mansion sells for £50 million'

Buy-To-Let Kennels Solution For Struggling Northern Rock

Funny story: Buy-To-Let Kennels Solution For Struggling Northern Rock

Continued rising house prices and falling lending confidence has led struggling mortgage lender Northern Rock to propose a new approach for its recovery. The recommendation is for new mortgage schemes to allow Londoners to apply for buy-to-let mortga...

Read full story View 'Buy-To-Let Kennels Solution For Struggling Northern Rock'

House Prices to Rise 52% say Experts

Funny story: House Prices to Rise 52% say Experts

Experts for house builders Bellend Homes have contradicted figures from the Royal Institute of Chartered Surveyors, stating that they expect house prices to rise at least 52% over the next two years across Britain - except for ev...

Read full story View 'House Prices to Rise 52% say Experts'

Breaking news…

Name Calling Trump

One thing about Trump, no one will ever call him simpatico!
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
94 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more