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Funny story: Pussy crisis strikes Chiswick

Pussy crisis strikes Chiswick

Chiswick is facing it's biggest pussy crisis to date, according to local resident Flossie Clunge: "They sometimes keep me up all night" said Miss Clunge, a retired cleaner from Turnham Green. A refusal by owners to neuter their pussies is being c...
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Funny story: Historian David Starkey Snubbed By Hounslow's Ken Lucid Offer

Historian David Starkey Snubbed By Hounslow's Ken Lucid Offer

TV thug David Starkey was reportedly apoplectic this morning when news came through that Hounslow University has offered the prestigious Chair of its new History Faculty to Professor Ken Lucid. "Controversial Ken" as Lucid is known in academic cir...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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