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Funny story:  Syrian Best Hotel Loses 2 Stars After Bombing

Syrian Best Hotel Loses 2 Stars After Bombing

SYRIA- The tragedy continued in Syria yesterday as another round of bombings shook the desert landscape and killed thousands. None suffered more though than the Aleppo Best Hotel which was filleted at the hands of Hotel critic Lars Batchem. "The...
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Funny story:  Boulder, Colorado's Snowflake Hotel Is Located Within Walking Distance of 3 Marijuana Shops

Boulder, Colorado's Snowflake Hotel Is Located Within Walking Distance of 3 Marijuana Shops

BOULDER - The city of Boulder Chamber of Commerce is reporting that The Snowflake Hotel has just become the most popular hotel in the entire city. The hotel is located within walking distance of 3 marijuana shops and as a result is booked solid al...
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Funny story:  North Korea Tries to Sell Ryugyong Hotel to the Chinese

North Korea Tries to Sell Ryugyong Hotel to the Chinese

The big behemouth in the center of Pyongyang that everyone pretends isn't there and isn't ugly, will taken apart and sent to China as soon as a price is agreed upon. It is said that China will use it to make its ugly buildings look not-so-ugly in com...
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Funny story:  Selena Gomez: Anyone Who Goes With Justin Bieber is Nuts, Including Me!

Selena Gomez: Anyone Who Goes With Justin Bieber is Nuts, Including Me!

Just after Justin Bieber told all the Press people that his big birthday bash on March First was not for Selena Gomez, she had a few choice words for him in return! "Nope, she won't be here", a Source told us. "She's not on the list." But when...
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Funny story:  Family Hotel in Washington State Closed After Being Repeatedly Haunted By Ghost of David Foster Wallace Novel 'Infinite Jest'

Family Hotel in Washington State Closed After Being Repeatedly Haunted By Ghost of David Foster Wallace Novel 'Infinite Jest'

Seattle, WA. A family run hotel in Ellensberg, Washington has been forced to shut down after a series of baffling incidents involving guests and ghosts believed to be characters and plot lines from gargantuan mid-1990s conspiracy novel 'Infinite Jest...
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Funny story:  Many Colorado Hotels Have Installed Marijuana Dispensing Machines In Their Hotel Lobbies

Many Colorado Hotels Have Installed Marijuana Dispensing Machines In Their Hotel Lobbies

COLORADO SPRINGS - The Colorado Springs Chamber of Commerce has just announced a new marijuana-related business venture. Pixie Dizzdickens, 43, with the Colorado Springs Chamber of Commerce stated that she has just learned that a total of 13 Color...
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Funny story:  Aspen, Colorado Hotel Employees Are Being Paid In Marijuana

Aspen, Colorado Hotel Employees Are Being Paid In Marijuana

ASPEN, Colorado - Several national news publications are reporting that they have heard that there are some hotels in the Colorado winter resort town of Aspen that are paying their employees in marijuana. Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magaz...
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Funny story:  Who Left Shrunken Head on Kristen Stewart's Bed?

Who Left Shrunken Head on Kristen Stewart's Bed?

According to a European Newspaper, actress Kristen Stewart woke up to discover a shrunken head in the bed beside her. "I screamed till someone opened the door and their security guard took it to the police station. Here I am in all these spooky mo...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Latest Mooning Stunt Sued By Hotel, Then He Sues Hotel!

Justin Bieber Latest Mooning Stunt Sued By Hotel, Then He Sues Hotel!

Hard to keep up-to-date with Justin Bieber these days. If he is trying to keep himself in the news, he's doing a good job. After leaving the stage recently after getting hit by a thrown plastic bottle, he has been charged with defacing a building...
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Funny story:  Cross dressers' hotel saved from closure by The Hotel Inspector

Cross dressers' hotel saved from closure by The Hotel Inspector

Spangles Hotel in Blackpool has been saved from closure by Channel 5's The Hotel Inspector, when only five people visited in the first year of operation. "We thought that there was a market for a cross dressing friendly hotel," said proprietor, an...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Says She Was Groped In Her Hotel Room

Lindsay Lohan Says She Was Groped In Her Hotel Room

NEW YORK CITY - Like a moth to a flame, trouble seems to seek out Lindsay Lohan as if she is the only celebrity in the world of LaLaLand. Lohan, who has had two vehicular accidents, stolen a $2,500 necklace, participated in a game of Spin The Jose...
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Funny story:  Billionaire Florida hotelier in three-bullet 'suicide' riddle at Paris mansion

Billionaire Florida hotelier in three-bullet 'suicide' riddle at Paris mansion

Neuilly-sur-Seine, Paris - Claude Dray, 76 year-old owner of the renowned National Hotel in South Beach, Miami, was found slumped on the floor at his magnificent Neuilly home the Villa Madrid on Tuesday with a reported 'three slugs' to his neck.
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Funny story:  Something Happened In Droitwich Over The Weekend

Something Happened In Droitwich Over The Weekend

Reports are a little sketchy at this point, but it is believed that something happened in Droitwich over the weekend, and the locals are deeply concerned. One resident, standing guard on the driveway of his semi-detached residence told reporters t...
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Funny story:  Christine Lagarde: Speaks of sex in hotel bedrooms

Christine Lagarde: Speaks of sex in hotel bedrooms

Christine Lagarde, the IMF's new head, has vowed to always keep the door of a hotel room in which she's staying, wide open. Speaking to this reporter she said: "My hotel bedroom will be for sleeping only. Sleeping alone that is. I will always keep...
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Funny story:  DSK signs million-dollar deal with publisher for hotel guide book

DSK signs million-dollar deal with publisher for hotel guide book

Disgraced Dominique Strauss-Kahn, currently a guest of the United States government, has signed a $1 million book deal with a major American publishing company. The former IMF head and French presidential hopeful is to write a guide book on hotel...
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Funny story:  Hotel Bans Staff From Speaking Welsh

Hotel Bans Staff From Speaking Welsh

A popular hotel on the island of Anglesey has banned staff from speaking Welsh on health and safety grounds. The management at the Carreg Mon hotel near Llanfairpwll has instructed all staff to speak only English within the grounds of the hotel or...
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Funny story:  The pregnancy chair

The pregnancy chair

A chair in a hotel in Luton has been dubbed the "Pregnancy Chair" has been moved into the honeymoon suite. "It's a really special chair," said Russ Epshon, manager of Roman's Hotel in Luton. "For the past five years it's sat in the office. We've h...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Tells The Media He Is Sorry For Having Shot The 'Bird' At Them

Justin Bieber Tells The Media He Is Sorry For Having Shot The 'Bird' At Them

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber, who says that he may be 17, but he kinda feels like he's 27, after spending his birthday at a $6,000 a night hotel in Dana Point, apologized for an unfortunate incident. As Bieber and his date Selena "Smiley Face" Gome...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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