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A "Flock of Seagulls" trash hotel room after "Heavy Metal Band" left the building!

Funny story: A "Flock of Seagulls" trash hotel room after "Heavy Metal Band" left the building!

After doing several gigs in Canada, a renowned US Heavy Metal Band decided to park up at a seaside resort, luxury hotel, for a few days of R & R, but were warned by the owners; "Do not trash our rooms because Led Zeppelin and The Who stayed here...

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Brainwashed Animals Attack Luxury Hotel

A five-star luxury hotel was under siege from an army of brainwashed animals for 72 hours. Hotel Amaze the premier locale of the ancient city of Mu was besieged by non-human mammals in the early hours of Thursday morning. Staff activated 'Home Inv...

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Gideon Bibles Popularity Due To People Making Emergency Rizla Papers Out Of Them

Funny story: Gideon Bibles Popularity Due To People Making Emergency Rizla Papers Out Of Them

The secret of why there is still a continuing presence of Gideon Bibles and not wank magazines in hotels which lone businessmen frequent was released under the "Freedom of Information Act" this morning. The thin paper which the specially made Kin...

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William Hague and Angelina Jolie Booked Same Hotel Room To Save Money

Funny story: William Hague and Angelina Jolie Booked Same Hotel Room To Save Money

Paparazzi pictures of Cabinet Minister William Hague and Angelina Jolie booking the same hotel room on a recent campaign tour were dismissed as Photoshop fakes by Ms. Jolie this morning. A spokesperson for Ms. Jolie told our correspondant, "There...

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Maxine Carr is Bridezilla!

Funny story: Maxine Carr is Bridezilla!

Guess what! That naughty Soham Liar Maxine Carr has got married. Within the last week Maxine, now under her new identity, has wed her secret new lover in a fancy swanky bash at a luxury hotel. Maxine is understood to be a huge fan of Kim and Kanye an...

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Ukraine Hotels Are Offering Some Fantastic Deals

Funny story: Ukraine Hotels Are Offering Some Fantastic Deals

KIEV, Ukraine - Ukraine's Department of Tourism has just informed the worldwide public that there has never been a better time to visit the Ukraine than right now. The DOT stated that 99.7 percent of all Ukraine hotels have slashed their prices by...

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Syrian Best Hotel Loses 2 Stars After Bombing

Funny story: Syrian Best Hotel Loses 2 Stars After Bombing

SYRIA- The tragedy continued in Syria yesterday as another round of bombings shook the desert landscape and killed thousands. None suffered more though than the Aleppo Best Hotel which was filleted at the hands of Hotel critic Lars Batchem. "The...

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Boulder, Colorado's Snowflake Hotel Is Located Within Walking Distance of 3 Marijuana Shops

Funny story: Boulder, Colorado's Snowflake Hotel Is Located Within Walking Distance of 3 Marijuana Shops

BOULDER - The city of Boulder Chamber of Commerce is reporting that The Snowflake Hotel has just become the most popular hotel in the entire city. The hotel is located within walking distance of 3 marijuana shops and as a result is booked solid al...

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North Korea Tries to Sell Ryugyong Hotel to the Chinese

Funny story: North Korea Tries to Sell Ryugyong Hotel to the Chinese

The big behemouth in the center of Pyongyang that everyone pretends isn't there and isn't ugly, will taken apart and sent to China as soon as a price is agreed upon. It is said that China will use it to make its ugly buildings look not-so-ugly in com...

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Selena Gomez: Anyone Who Goes With Justin Bieber is Nuts, Including Me!

Funny story: Selena Gomez: Anyone Who Goes With Justin Bieber is Nuts, Including Me!

Just after Justin Bieber told all the Press people that his big birthday bash on March First was not for Selena Gomez, she had a few choice words for him in return! "Nope, she won't be here", a Source told us. "She's not on the list." But when...

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Family Hotel in Washington State Closed After Being Repeatedly Haunted By Ghost of David Foster Wallace Novel 'Infinite Jest'

Funny story: Family Hotel in Washington State Closed After Being Repeatedly Haunted By Ghost of David Foster Wallace Novel 'Infinite Jest'

Seattle, WA. A family run hotel in Ellensberg, Washington has been forced to shut down after a series of baffling incidents involving guests and ghosts believed to be characters and plot lines from gargantuan mid-1990s conspiracy novel 'Infinite Jest...

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Many Colorado Hotels Have Installed Marijuana Dispensing Machines In Their Hotel Lobbies

Funny story: Many Colorado Hotels Have Installed Marijuana Dispensing Machines In Their Hotel Lobbies

COLORADO SPRINGS - The Colorado Springs Chamber of Commerce has just announced a new marijuana-related business venture. Pixie Dizzdickens, 43, with the Colorado Springs Chamber of Commerce stated that she has just learned that a total of 13 Color...

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Aspen, Colorado Hotel Employees Are Being Paid In Marijuana

Funny story: Aspen, Colorado Hotel Employees Are Being Paid In Marijuana

ASPEN, Colorado - Several national news publications are reporting that they have heard that there are some hotels in the Colorado winter resort town of Aspen that are paying their employees in marijuana. Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magaz...

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Who Left Shrunken Head on Kristen Stewart's Bed?

Funny story: Who Left Shrunken Head on Kristen Stewart's Bed?

According to a European Newspaper, actress Kristen Stewart woke up to discover a shrunken head in the bed beside her. "I screamed till someone opened the door and their security guard took it to the police station. Here I am in all these spooky mo...

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Justin Bieber Latest Mooning Stunt Sued By Hotel, Then He Sues Hotel!

Funny story: Justin Bieber Latest Mooning Stunt Sued By Hotel, Then He Sues Hotel!

Hard to keep up-to-date with Justin Bieber these days. If he is trying to keep himself in the news, he's doing a good job. After leaving the stage recently after getting hit by a thrown plastic bottle, he has been charged with defacing a building...

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Cross dressers' hotel saved from closure by The Hotel Inspector

Funny story: Cross dressers' hotel saved from closure by The Hotel Inspector

Spangles Hotel in Blackpool has been saved from closure by Channel 5's The Hotel Inspector, when only five people visited in the first year of operation. "We thought that there was a market for a cross dressing friendly hotel," said proprietor, an...

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Lindsay Lohan Says She Was Groped In Her Hotel Room

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Was Groped In Her Hotel Room

NEW YORK CITY - Like a moth to a flame, trouble seems to seek out Lindsay Lohan as if she is the only celebrity in the world of LaLaLand. Lohan, who has had two vehicular accidents, stolen a $2,500 necklace, participated in a game of Spin The Jose...

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Billionaire Florida hotelier in three-bullet 'suicide' riddle at Paris mansion

Funny story: Billionaire Florida hotelier in three-bullet 'suicide' riddle at Paris mansion

Neuilly-sur-Seine, Paris - Claude Dray, 76 year-old owner of the renowned National Hotel in South Beach, Miami, was found slumped on the floor at his magnificent Neuilly home the Villa Madrid on Tuesday with a reported 'three slugs' to his neck.

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