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Funny story: Dog with dual pipe assemblage being studied closely at the Clinton residence

Dog with dual pipe assemblage being studied closely at the Clinton residence

A canine that fits the now famous jibe directed at President Obama from Mr. Clinton has finally been discovered. Recent news indicates Mr. Clinton made the remark about Mr. Obama during last year's election campaign. Romney's fortunes were fallin...
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Funny story: New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg's Latest Food Restriction Is Un-American

New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg's Latest Food Restriction Is Un-American

NEW YORK CITY - Mayor Bloomberg has just announced that he is now turning his attention to the all-American food item known as the hot dog. The mayor of the world's largest city is still reeling from having his Big Gulp directive overturned by a N...
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Funny story: John Madden Delivers Delirious Half-time Speech To Hot Dog Vendor

John Madden Delivers Delirious Half-time Speech To Hot Dog Vendor

As the first half of Super Bowl 43 came to a close with the Green Bay Packers leading 21-10, former head coach and beloved NFL color commentator John Madden knew it was time. Despite having no idea what time is was, or for that matter how he had g...
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Funny story: Two Reasons Why The Brooklyn Nets Fired Coach Avery Johnson

Two Reasons Why The Brooklyn Nets Fired Coach Avery Johnson

BROOKLYN - Avery Johnson, who was in the third year of a $12 million contract with the Brooklyn Nets, has been told to hit the road. The coach who got the nickname of the Little General when he played point guard with the San Antonio Spurs first l...
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Funny story: Detroit Tigers Land Prince Fielder, Hot Dog Vendors Thrilled

Detroit Tigers Land Prince Fielder, Hot Dog Vendors Thrilled

The big boy is on his way to Detroit, thanks to a multi year contract worth well over $200 million. Fans and several snack food vendors appear to be thrilled at the opportunity to see the big man pound hot dogs and homers too, in his new home at Com...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Assaulted With A Hot Dog

Tiger Woods Assaulted With A Hot Dog

CUCAMONGA - Tiger Woods participated in the Second Annual Heidi Montag Invitational Golf Tournament over the weekend. The Cucamonga Chit-Chat Chronicle is reporting that Woods is extremely upset at being the victim of a hot dog throwing incident w...
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Funny story: The Fan Who Threw The Hot Dog At Tiger Woods Has Been Charged With Assault With A 'Relished Weenie'

The Fan Who Threw The Hot Dog At Tiger Woods Has Been Charged With Assault With A 'Relished Weenie'

SAN MARTIN, California - The directors of The Frys.com Open Golf Tournament have expressed regret at the recent hot dog tossing incident which was directed at Tiger Woods. A spokesperson for the golf tournament Hoyt "Vermouth" Vermeisterson stated...
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Funny story: World Economic Disaster Looms but Hot Dogs Are Still a Dollar

World Economic Disaster Looms but Hot Dogs Are Still a Dollar

Featured near a patio table outside the Handyman Hardware & Lumberyard in Waukesha, Wisconsin, two Boy Scouts from local troop #421 were hawking hot dogs to raise money for an upcoming camping trip. Their handmade poster-board advertisement was...
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Funny story: Hot Dog Company Sues Anthony Wiener for the use of the word "package"

Hot Dog Company Sues Anthony Wiener for the use of the word "package"

A leading hot dog maker in New York is calling out former Senator Anthony Wiener for naming his junk a "package". Citing the fact that "one wiener does not a package make" they have issued an order for him to cease calling his that or be sued. G...
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Funny story: Lab Test Results Indicate Hot Dogs Contain Lips, No Assholes

Lab Test Results Indicate Hot Dogs Contain Lips, No Assholes

A team of research scientists from Kentucky State University have concluded a year-long study of the average American hot dog to determine once and for all if they are, in fact, made from lips and assholes. The results indicate that hot dogs do indee...
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Funny story: Hot Dog Vendors Scatter at Hollywood's Santa Parade

Hot Dog Vendors Scatter at Hollywood's Santa Parade

The police in Los Angeles have their hands full trying to control, those potentially dangerous, out of control illegal street vendors. Especially at The Hollywood Santa Parade. Eye witnessed, every 10 to 15 feet was another hot dog vendor. Well or...
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Funny story: Turkey Hot Dogs Replace Traditional Turkey at Many American Tables

Turkey Hot Dogs Replace Traditional Turkey at Many American Tables

The downturn in the nation's economy has many American families cutting corners, especially when it comes to buying food for their families. Thanksgiving favorites for some families this year will be missing from the festive tables and replaced by mo...
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Funny story: Famous hot-dog speed-eating champ freed from jail

Famous hot-dog speed-eating champ freed from jail

Takeru Kobayashi is a free man after a New York judge ruled to dismiss all charges against the skinny Japanese speed-eater accused of crashing a hot dog eating contest. Human python Kobayashi holds records for eating: 63 hot dogs in 12 minutes...
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Funny story: Paul Boil: Competitive Eater R.I.P

Paul Boil: Competitive Eater R.I.P

In the world of competitive eating, only one name stands above all others, Paul Boil. The 29 year old bricklayer from Stafford has won more competitions in his five year career than any other eater competitor on the scene. Crowned a heady four...
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Funny story: Coney Dogs Delivered; Lives Saved

Coney Dogs Delivered; Lives Saved

Lives were indeed spared yesterday with the delivery of a much needed "care" package from the city of Detroit. The corners of the box were still smoking from the apparent evaporating dry ice, and the contents were indeed still frozen. The receivi...
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Funny story: Woman Chokes During Oral Sex Demo

Woman Chokes During Oral Sex Demo

The world has fallen in love with the hot dog ever since its invention. This is especially true in the United States, where the amount of hot dogs Americans consume in a year is measured in hundreds of tons. However, thanks to the limp-noodle cult...
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Funny story: Lorena Bobbit Named to Spearhead FDA War Aginst Choking on Wienies!

Lorena Bobbit Named to Spearhead FDA War Aginst Choking on Wienies!

Concerned about a rising death toll resulting from choking on some popular snacks, most notably Wieners, the Food and Drug Administration, FDA, got out in front of the issue with some controversial ads to help combat the problem which many say is...
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Funny story: Pediatricians: Ban the Hot Dog!

Pediatricians: Ban the Hot Dog!

The American Academy of Pediatrics has published a policy statement that because of the risk of death and significant injury due to kids' choking on the hot dog, the classical shape of the frankfurter must be altered. Doctor Philomena Poole, the...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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