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Funny story: Doctors Can Choose To See Only Healthy People Under New Agreement

Doctors Can Choose To See Only Healthy People Under New Agreement

Following recent reports which incited outrage when it was revealed that doctors were opting out of working unsociable hours, new proposals have been passed that allow them the option of not having to see patients at all. Under the new scheme doct...
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Funny story: Government to introduce independently run "free hospitals"

Government to introduce independently run "free hospitals"

Following the "success" of the independently run free schools in England, the Prime Minister is to announce that a similar scheme will be introduced for hospitals. Like free schools, anyone would be able to start their own hospital and compete wit...
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Funny story: "Nurses tried to flush me down toilet"

"Nurses tried to flush me down toilet"

In the latest of a series of embarrassing incidents for the NHS, St Jesus' Hospital in Dorking has been criticised after it was revealed that hospital workers routinely flush dead bodies down the toilet in order to quickly free up beds for new patien...
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Funny story: HOSGATE - the true scandal of the Coalition cover-up

HOSGATE - the true scandal of the Coalition cover-up

News is breaking that the Health Secretary has been arrested after an undercover operation by Staffordshire Police working with the Met and Interpol. It has been alleged that recent stories regarding horsemeat in the foodchain and falling asteroids h...
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Funny story: Hospital managers must be countable

Hospital managers must be countable

Due to increasing numbers of managers missing from local hospitals, senior staff will now be required to wear high visibility jackets with unique identification numbers. The Health Secretary has declared that 'proper counting' needs to be restored...
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Funny story: New York Presbyterian Adopts Radical New Post-Op Cancer Treatment: Cross Fingers and Hope for Best

New York Presbyterian Adopts Radical New Post-Op Cancer Treatment: Cross Fingers and Hope for Best

As part of its ongoing mission to improve quality of care while lowering health care costs, New York Presbyterian Hospital recently announced that it was adopting a radical new treatment methodology for post-operative cancer patients: cross fingers a...
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Funny story: New Anti-Smoking measures announced from Brussels

New Anti-Smoking measures announced from Brussels

A recent change in European law regarding the circumstances by which a person can be committed to a mental institution by the state has meant that in future anyone found guilty of smoking a cigarette in a designated public 'no smoking' area could in...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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