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Funny story: Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital

Giant killer frogs attack nurses at prison hospital

Monroe, Wa. Correction officers at MCC (Monroe Correctional Complex) in Washington State have reported several unprovoked attacks by giant mutant frogs on workers at the prison. " They seem to be focused on the nursing staff;" officer Shirley L. s...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Not Down With Childrens' Hospitals

Rush Limbaugh Not Down With Childrens' Hospitals

On his highly-syndicated national radio show this morning, Rush Limbaugh descended to a new low (for him) by pooh-poohing Childrens' Hospitals in general...and St. Jude Medical Center in particular. Saying it was a "national disgrace" for parents...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Hurts Her Back Twerking

Miley Cyrus Hurts Her Back Twerking

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus was having drinks with some friends at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge when she suddenly got the urge to stand up and twerk one of the patrons who was sitting at the next table. The unidentified twerkee was having a great tim...
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Funny story: Woman almost kills child by accident after ringing poison information line

Woman almost kills child by accident after ringing poison information line

Lincoln, Nebraska- A woman frantically rang a local poison information line after her 7 year old daughter ate some black carpenter ants in the back yard. The operator assured her that the ants were harmless but advised against the child eating any...
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Funny story: Hospitals to Use Belly Dancers Instead of Anesthesia to Hold Down Costs

Hospitals to Use Belly Dancers Instead of Anesthesia to Hold Down Costs

A hospital in Minnesota is considering bringing in belly dancers and Chippendales to use instead of knocking medicine and Anesthesia Technician to hold down the costs of many operations. "We can offer this to the person but if he's married we may...
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Funny story: Cruise Ships Like Hospital According to Passengers

Cruise Ships Like Hospital According to Passengers

According to Mr & Mrs Franklin Getz, a trip on a criese ship is like going into a hospital. Odd are pretty good that you will come down with something that you didn't go for. "Like a hospital, if one person is sick and it can be caught by othe...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Sued By Preacher

Kim Kardashian Sued By Preacher

Brother Joseph McKinney has launched a lawsuit against the star Kim Kardashian after she took a sign that he was carrying on the street, and beat him up with it. The old guy received a concussion and an ambulance had to rush him to the nearest hos...
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Funny story: Man Survives 300-Foot Fall With Only Brain Damage

Man Survives 300-Foot Fall With Only Brain Damage

A tourist flying in a helicopter over the East Tennessee Amusement Park survived a fall from the helicopter some 300 feet, with only minor scratches and some brain damage. So did the man who helped break his fall. Mark Lonas of Townsend, Tennes...
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Funny story: Still Hypnotized Woman Falls Off Chicken Truck

Still Hypnotized Woman Falls Off Chicken Truck

Abigail Smithers of Washington County, Arkansas apparently will recover from several broken ribs, broken right leg, three toes on the right foot and a fresh-laid dog turd tangled up in her hair after falling off a chicken truck headed for a Purdue Fa...
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Funny story: Man eats his own finger

Man eats his own finger

A 40-year-old man had to have hospital treatment after he ate his own finger. Ivor Wonmissin, from Gateshead, was poking about trying to pick out bits of meat that had got stuck in his teeth after his meal, when he accidentally bit into his index...
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Funny story: Tara Reid To Get A State-of-The-Art Nipple Procedure Done

Tara Reid To Get A State-of-The-Art Nipple Procedure Done

LOS ANGELES - Ten years ago actress Tara Reid went in for breast augmentation surgery and the results were horribly horrendous to quote Playboy Magazine mogul Hugh Hefner. Hefner said that both of Reid's nipples ended up unaligned and logistically...
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Funny story: Colorado Says No To Marijuana Smoking In Hospital Delivery Rooms

Colorado Says No To Marijuana Smoking In Hospital Delivery Rooms

PUEBLO, Colorado - The hospital administrator at Pueblo Patient's Hospital has just stated that although pot smoking is allowed on hospital property, it will not be allowed in hospital delivery rooms. The rule was put into effect after Leon Refell...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber in Ambulance Which Was Hijacked!

Justin Bieber in Ambulance Which Was Hijacked!

Talk about a wild ride, Justin Bieber was on one early this morning. For once he was the victim of the Knockout Game and was still woozie when an ambulance was ordered for him to go for a check-up. A medical team was called by friends who had...
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Funny story: Australia's shark conservationists now protecting species of Streptococcus bacterium

Australia's shark conservationists now protecting species of Streptococcus bacterium

The seemingly incomprehensible actions of Australian shark conservationists who breed and put sharks into the sea have been topped by Brisbane based Germ conservationists. The increasingly rare Streptococcus pneumoniae, or pneumococcus, is a Gram-...
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Funny story: Woman Confesses She Didn't Have Orgasm Three Solid Hours!

Woman Confesses She Didn't Have Orgasm Three Solid Hours!

After receiving news from the hospital that there wasn't anything unusual about their lab work that caused the three hour orgasm, the couple finally admitted that she had faked it for another woman on a video (she was an actress) and the guy was an a...
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Funny story: "Woman After Three-Hour Orgasm- Like Too Much Dessert Plus More Dessert!"

"Woman After Three-Hour Orgasm- Like Too Much Dessert Plus More Dessert!"

Although many ladies say they couldn't imagine it being a bad thing, Liz in Seattle says that it's not for the first 15-30 minutes but after that it wasn't great at all. She told an A&E audience that she was trying everything and it wouldn't s...
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Funny story: Woman's Partner For Three Hour Orgasm Won't Comment on Any Details

Woman's Partner For Three Hour Orgasm Won't Comment on Any Details

The Seattle woman who had a three hour orgasm and wound up in the hospital emergency room says her partner probably won't say if he helped what had happened. "That's up to him. I don't think he did anything different. I only drank some wine as usu...
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Funny story: Woman Has Three-Hour Orgasm, Rushed to Hospital

Woman Has Three-Hour Orgasm, Rushed to Hospital

For one woman, a mind-blowing orgasm sent her to heaven, then through a lot of pain and after three hours, to the hospital emergency room in Seattle. The lady had just had sex with her partner, but well after he climbed off, Liz was hitting new p...
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