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Funny story: Mubarak's Wife Has Heart Attack

Mubarak's Wife Has Heart Attack

Deposed Egyptian leader Hosni Mubarak's wife Susanne has suffered a suspected heart attack after being arrested for her part in an alleged corruption case. Ex President Mubarak has also been receiving hospital treatment for a heart attack after co...
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Funny story: Egypt Dissolves Mubarak's Party

Egypt Dissolves Mubarak's Party

The protest movement in Egypt that brought about the downfall of long time dictator Hosni Mubarak was celebrating today with the news that the President's former ruling party had been officially dissolved. Following last week's court order confirm...
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Funny story: Egyptians Want Justin Bieber For President

Egyptians Want Justin Bieber For President

Cairo - Thousands of Egyptians turned out today to ask Pop star Justin Bieber to lead them. The march comes not long after the forced resignation of President Hosni Bubarak, and many Egyptian citizens are nervous over who will control their governmen...
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Funny story: Egyptian Students Carve Massive "Great Sphinx-ter of Giza" in Honor of Mubarak

Egyptian Students Carve Massive "Great Sphinx-ter of Giza" in Honor of Mubarak

The Great Sphinx-ster of Giza (or, commonly, the Ass-Hole) is a statue of a reclining or couchant sphinx-ster (a not so mythical ass-hole with the likeness of Mubarak's head protruding) that stands on the Giza Plateau on the west bank of the Nile in...
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Funny story: Mubarak Sends Obama Valentine Day's Camel

Mubarak Sends Obama Valentine Day's Camel

As is the custom in Egypt when returning favors, former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, bestowed on President Obama the reins to his beloved pet racing camel, Spigot. The speedy dromedary was twice Egyptian Grand Champion in the 10,000 meter i...
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Funny story: Mubarak - I'll be back!

Mubarak - I'll be back!

In an exclusive interview, Hosni Mubarak at last decided today to spill the beans regards his release on his grip of power after 30 years. He said to this reporter "So many people wishing me well made me feel claustrophobic". When asked if he t...
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Funny story: Keeping to His Tradition of Supporting Dictators, Cheney Comes Out In Favor Of Mubarak

Keeping to His Tradition of Supporting Dictators, Cheney Comes Out In Favor Of Mubarak

The big lizard has slithered out of his lair for another comment. Let's print it big just like it was in the headlines so that it won't be mistaken: CHENEY COMES OUT IN SUPPORT OF MUBARAK Wow, what a surprise! Mr. American dictator comes out in su...
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Funny story: Newcastle Utd Targeted By £44 Billion Hosni Mubarak

Newcastle Utd Targeted By £44 Billion Hosni Mubarak

Having got out of Egypt by the skin of his teeth, overthrown President Hosni Mubarak is rumoured to be heading for NE England - and ownership of Newcastle United FC. "Hosni's crazy about his football", explained a spokesman at the President's Red...
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Funny story: Mubarak Found in Surrey

Mubarak Found in Surrey

GUILDFORD, ENG. - After Mubarak stepped down as ruler of Egypt, sources say he went into hiding. That is, to the place no-one will think to look. Surrey. After submerging with the locals, who had no clue who he was, Mubarak was found out by some p...
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Funny story: Mubarek Leaves! Cairo Newspapers Exclaim, "Squiggle, Squiggle, Dash, Squiggle, Dot, Dot."

Mubarek Leaves! Cairo Newspapers Exclaim, "Squiggle, Squiggle, Dash, Squiggle, Dot, Dot."

The burbling activity at once spun at a furious face: 750,000 Egyptians moved as one; a sea of future NYC cab drivers surging toward televisions located throughout Tiananmen Square. Then a short, one-paragraph speech, read on TV by Egyptian Vice-pres...
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Funny story: Mubarak Leaves His Office

Mubarak Leaves His Office

Honesty Mubarak, former Egyptian President has cleared his desk and left his office in Cairo. He has resigned after weeks of indecision. He told your Spoof man, the only newsperson to accompany him on his flight from his office: 'Honesty is the be...
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Funny story: Egypt's Hosni Mubarak Actually Found To Be Bela Lugosi In Disguise!

Egypt's Hosni Mubarak Actually Found To Be Bela Lugosi In Disguise!

CAIRO, Egypt - Embattled Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak, fleeing the hordes of anti-government protesters that lined the streets of the capital, was stopped at the border by Egyptian border patrol guards. Most supporters of the now-faltering go...
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Funny story: U. S. Gives State of Texas & Super Bowl Club Seats to Mubarak!

U. S. Gives State of Texas & Super Bowl Club Seats to Mubarak!

In an announcement that took the US and the world by surprise, President Barack Obama called the Egyptian President last night and made him an offer, "you can't refuse." Obama offered him the State of Texas plus Club Seats to the Super Bowl for t...
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Funny story: Mubarak Cancels Trip to Clacton

Mubarak Cancels Trip to Clacton

I rang Mrs Chuckle of The Farmer's Whistle about the decision of President of Egypt Honesty Mubarak to cancel his trip to Clacton. 'I feel such a fool' she told me 'but it was that Cameron - he stopped it, said it was too much mudlyculturism. Appa...
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Funny story: Mubarak - "I'll step down when my bloodied children fork over another $80 billion!"

Mubarak - "I'll step down when my bloodied children fork over another $80 billion!"

Hosni Mubarak just outdid Barack Obama for the numbers of flip-flops performed within a 24-hour period, while dragging his own Arabic language through the mud almost as badly as recent U.S. Presidents have done with English. At least Mubarak didn'...
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Funny story: Angry Egyptians Use Vuvuzelas to Roust Mubarak from Power

Angry Egyptians Use Vuvuzelas to Roust Mubarak from Power

Update 2/12/11: Threats of use of vuvuzelas have forced Mubarak to finally step down and hand power over to the Egyptian army. Proving once again the power of the vuvuzela. Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak pulled a fast one on the citizens of Eg...
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Funny story: Mubarak Vows to Win Over Protestors with Offer of Free Cheese and Crackers

Mubarak Vows to Win Over Protestors with Offer of Free Cheese and Crackers

Cairo, Egypt - President Mubarak of Egypt appeared on state television this evening promising to capture the hearts and minds of protestors aligned against him with an offer of free cheese and crackers. With a plate full of "delicious cheese and...
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Funny story: Mubarak Signs Own Death Warrant

Mubarak Signs Own Death Warrant

CAIRO - Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak has effectively signed his own death warrant by refusing to stand down as President of the middle eastern country, according to analysts. Opening his address to the Egyptian people at 20:45 GMT, Thursday, t...
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