Balmoral, Scotland - A desperate royal charm offensive kicked in today countering rumors that Queen Elizabeth will snuff it this weekend 17 years after topping Princess Diana.
Reports about her kicking the bucket started at breakfast just as Balm...
London - YouBoob! footage of his bot's follyculitis (sic) swamped the internet today amid reports 'Raisa' wasn't the only Met gift horse ridden by the British Prime Monster.
The video shows a callus (sic) covered arse and associated abrasions typi...
Against doctors advice, The Queen, who is eighty-five, returned to the saddle on Easter Monday to go horse riding in Windsor great park.
The grand old lady insisted her recent three mile jogs around the park with Prince Philip had sufficiently lo...
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