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Funny story: NYC Carriage Horses Start A New Business

NYC Carriage Horses Start A New Business

The slogan? Buy beautiful blinders! The horses became entrepreneurs when Mayor Bill de Blasio indicated his dislike for the horse-and-carriage trade. Faced with losing their jobs, the NYC horses galloped onto another endeavor. After years of be...
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Funny story: Queen's horse denies swallowing morphine!

Queen's horse denies swallowing morphine!

After discovering huge amounts of morphine in the Queen's horse (one of many) the royal vet, Sir Humphrey Nag, a renowned horse whisperer, issued the following statement: "The Queen's horse, who shall remain anonymous, has confirmed the fact that...
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Funny story: Miami Woman Claims She Was Traumatized After Being Forced To Look Up A Horse's Ass

Miami Woman Claims She Was Traumatized After Being Forced To Look Up A Horse's Ass

Uranus, PA - A woman from Miami who was on her way with her husband to visit their son and his family, who live in Uranus, claims she was permanently traumatized by seeing the butts of two horses who were being pulled in a trailer in front of her. T...
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Funny story: Why it's getting harder to back a winner

Why it's getting harder to back a winner

Aintree ought to be buzzing with anticipation of todays Grand National, but instead there are disturbing claims that many of the entrants are hooked on recreational drugs. And we don't mean the jockeys, we mean the HORSES! Rumours of horses takin...
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Funny story: An Amish Internet Site Reports It Receives About 17 Hits A Week

An Amish Internet Site Reports It Receives About 17 Hits A Week

LANCASTER, Pennsylvania - There is an Amish Internet site that is run secretly by an Amish man in his early 20s. The young man obviously did not want his named revealed as this could cause him to be banished from the Amish community and branded a...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Admits That He Finds Ann Coulter Hot In A Strange Sort of Way

Rush Limbaugh Admits That He Finds Ann Coulter Hot In A Strange Sort of Way

HOLLYWOOD - Rush Limbaugh recently appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and he dropped a bombshell on the host. Limbaugh was talking about female GOPers when talk got around to Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter. Rush said that he cannot deny that...
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Funny story: Gifted Student Can't Enter Gymnastics Because of Big Bulge in Front

Gifted Student Can't Enter Gymnastics Because of Big Bulge in Front

Stuart Hawkins of Boonesborrough, Kentucky is a very talented 14-year old that is one of the country's greatest gymnast as a high school student but refuses to compete. Whenever anyone asks why, he just says that it's personal. However, our rep...
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Funny story: "It's Over!" Bill de Blasio. Tired of Stepping in Horse Sh*t!

"It's Over!" Bill de Blasio. Tired of Stepping in Horse Sh*t!

Mayor-elect Bill de Blasio has vowed to act quickly to abolish horse-drawn carriages in the city, especially around Central Park. Many will argue over this as they say New York is losing all its traditions. "What are our kids to do that love ri...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle has a boyfriend

Susan Boyle has a boyfriend

LONDON (TS!) - Singer Susan Boyle says she has been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, a form of autism which has caused her to scare away men. Boyle told the Observer newspaper that she saw a specialist a year ago, who told her she had Asperger'...
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Funny story: Johnny Depp Confesses That 'The Lone Ranger' Has Left Him Traumatized

Johnny Depp Confesses That 'The Lone Ranger' Has Left Him Traumatized

SAN ANTONIO - Johnny Depp was in San Antonio visiting the world famous Alamo. As he walked around the hallowed grounds of the Texas shrine he was approached by a reporter with Silver Screen Showcase Magazine. Pomona Vox asked Depp if he had got...
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Funny story: The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp was a sometimes-lawman, sometimes-outlaw who sometimes owned a saloon and occasionally dealt cards or shot buffalo, depending on the economy and job market of the Territory (Indiana, Kansas, Nevada, Alaska, California) in which the itinerant jack of all trades happened to hang his hat on any given day. He went by a number of aliases, including Randolph Scott, Errol Flynn, Jimmy Stewa...
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Funny story: LeBron James Wants To Buy The Fantastic Racehorse Palace Malice

LeBron James Wants To Buy The Fantastic Racehorse Palace Malice

MIAMI - LeBron James has said that he wants to get in contact with the owners of Palace Malice about purchasing the champion thoroughbred racehorse. James the star of the world champion NBA Miami Heat remarked that he recently traveled down to Coz...
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Funny story: Usain Bolt To Run In Kentucky Derby

Usain Bolt To Run In Kentucky Derby

Top sprinter Usain Bolt is set to swap his running shoes for horseshoes as he prepares for his latest challenge - competing in the 2014 Kentucky Derby. The 26-year-old Jamaican athlete has undergone a brain-swap operation with a young thoroughbred...
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Funny story: Palace Malice Wins The Cabo San Lucas Stakes By 19 Lengths

Palace Malice Wins The Cabo San Lucas Stakes By 19 Lengths

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The second jewel of Mexico's racing Triple Crown, The Cabo San Lucas Stakes, went to the first jewel winner Palace Malice. The bay colored stallion from Kentucky was ridden by famed jockey Mike "Giddy Up" Smith who rode Pa...
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Funny story: Palace Malice Races To A Record-Breaking Victory In The Tijuana Invitational Derby

Palace Malice Races To A Record-Breaking Victory In The Tijuana Invitational Derby

TIJUANA, Mexico - The winner of The Belmont Stakes Palace Malice has made history down in sunny old Mexico. The Kentucky racehorse easily won the coveted Tijuana Invitational Derby by a record-shattering 27 lengths. Jockey Mike Smith said he kn...
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Funny story: Palace Malice Wins The Belmont Stakes And Now Sets His Sites on Mexico's Tijuana Invitational Derby

Palace Malice Wins The Belmont Stakes And Now Sets His Sites on Mexico's Tijuana Invitational Derby

ELMONT, New York - Palace Malice defeated the Kentucky Derby winner Orb and the Preakness winner Ox Bow to capture the third jewel of horse racing's coveted Triple Crown, The Belmont Stakes. Jockey Mike Smith said that he knew since the night befo...
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Funny story: Four Preakness horses test positive for horsemeat

Four Preakness horses test positive for horsemeat

The National Racing Association announced today that four entrants into the recent Preakness tested positive for horsemeat. A spokesman for the group said that this was a "dark day in horseracing, darker that that day when it was really dark mo...
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Funny story: Charles Barkley Wins $1,280,000 On Kentucky Derby Winner Orb

Charles Barkley Wins $1,280,000 On Kentucky Derby Winner Orb

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The 139th running of The Kentucky Derby was run on a field that was muddier than the town scenes in the western AMC TV series Hell On Wheels. Orb who was favored at 6 to 1 odds started the race in 19th place out of 19 horses...
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