Westminster entered its deepest hour of crisis today as the Home Secretary revealed herself to be HUMAN.
Her mask slipped at around half-past eleven this morning when she overruled the advice of her securocrats to free Gary McKinnon, a Scottish ma...
British computer hacker Gary McKinnon will not be extradited to the US, Home Secretary Theresa May announced in the House of Commons today. Her decision was greeted by cat calls and expressions of disgust from the opposition benches.
As Cabinet Ministers resigned one after the other, in a remarkable impersonation of rats leaving a sinking ship, the new Home Secretary Peter Saintson denied he wanted his boss's job.
'No, no, not me', he said, 'absolutely not, perish the thought!...
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