It is common knowledge that Indian cows hold an elitist position in Indian society, not quite like their European, US versions, who are milked to death and then slaughtered!
No, in India cows roam the streets of all major cities munching anything...
It seems bride beating in India is rife and now the Indian government have decided, "Howzat", by issuing newly-wed females cricket bats instead of flowers to carry down the aisle!
Cricket is a holy male sport in India, even more religious than cow...
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