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Funny story: The Greatest Action Movie Ever.

The Greatest Action Movie Ever.

The film is about a young world middleweight boxing champion Lance O'Flynn who is also a black belt in Karate and who gets conscripted by MI6 to be trained as a special agent. He shows himself a willing pupil and quickly masters seven languages plus quantum physics. His handsome Irish good looks and natural intelligence, as well as his ability to read the Kama Sutra in Urdu, make him a wow wit...
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Funny story: Get It While You Can: Burt Reynolds Sells Himself (Cheap!)

Get It While You Can: Burt Reynolds Sells Himself (Cheap!)

HOLLYWEIRD, CALIFORNICATE - Has-been "actor" Burt Reynolds, who has lived beyond his means for many years, is offering over 600 "personal items" to the highest bidder at an auction at the Palms Casino Resort in Sin City (a. k. a. "Las Vegas"). The...
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Funny story: Hollywood Movie on Banking... the Whole Nine Yards!

Hollywood Movie on Banking... the Whole Nine Yards!

A new film "The Banker" is set to make Hollywood history. Starring Kevin Costner, Al Pacino, Joe Pizza, Marcella Pretzel and Kevin Downey Junior... this could be the film of the decade. It lifts the lid off the American banking fraternity for good. A...
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Funny story: CRISIS Rebels Rock Tinsel Town

CRISIS Rebels Rock Tinsel Town

The Los Angeles based separatist group, Celebrities Reaching for Identity, Scientology and an Independent State (CRISIS) announced via Twitter yesterday that the celebrity-rich coastal suburb of Pacific Palisades has seceded from the City of Los Ange...
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Funny story: Nude celebs' fans "on Cloud 9"

Nude celebs' fans "on Cloud 9"

ALMOST HEAVEN -- Has-been celebrities, in an effort to generate publicity and reignite their flagging careers, claim to be "outraged" over nude photo spreads of themselves--and, in one case, at least--a sex tape that were allegedly stolen from a "hac...
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Funny story: Satan and Hollywood

Satan and Hollywood

Satan Conference in Hollywood. On this occasion, The Prince of Darkness used actor Christopher Walken as his channel. After a little dance routine, to the immense amusement of the packed audience, Mr. Walken took up position on his golden throne centre-stage looking resplendent in a tux, and fingering a gold-topped malacca. He mopped his sweating forehead with a red, silk hankie before beginnin...
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Funny story: This Week's Top 20 Movies

This Week's Top 20 Movies

This Weeks Top 20 Hollywood Movies. 1. It's Okay to Murder Dark People. 2. Killing the Innocent is Fun. 3. How to Kill a Thousand People Before You Get The Bad Guy. 4. Teenage Terrorist Nympho on Speed. 5. Terror And Sex Part 12. 6. Terror Stalks The White House at Night. 7. A Blonde Swedish Terrorist with Big Tits in New York... at Night. 8. The Tibetan Monk Terrorist. 9. War on Terriers...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Attacks Her Pro Palestinian Plastic Surgeon for Making Her Look Like Yassar Arafat - Israel Refuses Her Asylum As West Bank Rejoices

Joan Rivers Attacks Her Pro Palestinian Plastic Surgeon for Making Her Look Like Yassar Arafat - Israel Refuses Her Asylum As West Bank Rejoices

Joan Rivers recent comments seemingly to support Israeli actions, backfired as her Beverly Hills plastic surgeon took revenge. Apparently sick of being associated as Joan Rivers loyal plastic surgeon, he had been subjected to daily protests from anti...
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Funny story: Coming Soon: Mohammed - The Movie

Coming Soon: Mohammed - The Movie

The recent movie, 'Noah' starring Russell Crowe and Jennifer Connelly, did well at the box office and has been holding its own for DVD and Blu-Ray sales, but it has also opened a new door for Hollywood to expand its footprint into the field of turnin...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber spat with orlando bloom intensifies - offers acting lessons

Justin Bieber spat with orlando bloom intensifies - offers acting lessons

Gossip pages around the world quickly picked up on the news that Justin Bieber had provoked orlando bloom once again, leading Peter Jacskon asking Bieber to leave his buddy alone. Not satisfied that he had made him cry in Ibiza in front of his friend...
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Funny story: "God's Not Dead; He's Just Incompetent," with Kevin Sorbo, to Hit the Theaters Next Week

"God's Not Dead; He's Just Incompetent," with Kevin Sorbo, to Hit the Theaters Next Week

HOLLYWOOD--The sequel to "God's Not Dead" will hit the theaters next week, and the much-anticipated sequel is, like the first movie, expected to fill theaters with evangelical fervor, only this time from the opposite side of the debate. In "God's...
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Funny story: Robin Thicke dedicates latest one night stand with random woman to ex wife

Robin Thicke dedicates latest one night stand with random woman to ex wife

"Blurred Lines" Singer Robin Thicke took time out from having sex with a young girl in New York to release a statement dedicating this latest one night stand to his ex wife Paula Patton. "Thinking about you honey, this is for you" said Thicke. The co...
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Funny story: Gwyneth Paltrow Fitted for Muzzle, Treated for Diarrhea of the Mouth

Gwyneth Paltrow Fitted for Muzzle, Treated for Diarrhea of the Mouth

Los Angeles, CA - Some people don't know when to shut up. Such is the case with actress Gwyneth Paltrow. Her mouth has gotten her in hot water with critics again and, this time, drastic measures have been taken to prevent further asinine comments...
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Funny story: Stranger Than Truth - Riders in the Lost Park

Stranger Than Truth - Riders in the Lost Park

One of Hollywood's best kept secrets is how and where the Indiana Jones movie series got its start and more fascinating, how it got the name. But, with invitation in hand, the Stranger Than Truth team flew out to California to meet someone who was there every step of the way. "It began when Steven Spielberg and George Lucas both got lucky as hell about the same time with their movies, Close En...
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Funny story: Hollywood Announces Hiring Ban!

Hollywood Announces Hiring Ban!

Hollywood Mayor announced today that Hollywood movie makers and all those who work for them have job security but that they are hired up for the next five years. "The good news is that the stars we have and the production staffers, writers are ple...
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Funny story: Relative Success of Movie Noah Sparks Hollywood Interest In Other Bible-based Movies Completely Devoid of Biblical Accuracy

Relative Success of Movie Noah Sparks Hollywood Interest In Other Bible-based Movies Completely Devoid of Biblical Accuracy

With the relative success of the recently-released movie 'Noah', staring Russell Crowe, there is buzz in Hollywood of making additional feature-length motion pictures based on Bible stories that are (almost) completely devoid of the events of the act...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson and Jeff Ross to star in Lethal Weapon 5

Mel Gibson and Jeff Ross to star in Lethal Weapon 5

Silver Studios today announced that there would be a fifth film in the Lethal Weapon franchise. Mel Gibson was confirmed to be coming back as Martin Riggs, a bad arse cop who is known for getting under people's skin. Gibson who has been shunn...
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Funny story: Plans for Family Circus movie announced

Plans for Family Circus movie announced

Hollywood-20th Century Fox, the producer of the movie based on the cartoon panel Marmaduke and the forthcoming movie based on the long-running comic strip Peanuts, is moving along with its 3D version of another cartoon panel-The Family Circus.
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Breaking News...

Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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