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Movie-Quoting Dumbass Who Stood Precariously On Railing Of Cruise Ship No Longer King of the Wo- Woah! Aaaaaaaaah!

Funny story: Movie-Quoting Dumbass Who Stood Precariously On Railing Of Cruise Ship No Longer King of the Wo- Woah! Aaaaaaaaah!

10 miles west of the Florida Keys- A cliché- and movie-quoting dumbass, who thought he was being really original by re-enacting a famous scene from the movie Titanic, ceased to be king of the world on Friday, when he slipped from the railing of the C...

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Halloween Movie Is Scariest Yet, And Might Well Make You Shit Your Pants

Funny story: Halloween Movie Is Scariest Yet, And Might Well Make You Shit Your Pants

A new Halloween movie hits cinemas today, and, according to inside sources, it's the scariest scary movie ever to scare people! Starring several stars, 'Halloween, Or Something' is said to be SO scary, the film's producers are worried they might h...

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Police Search Movie Scenes For Evidence Of Murders

Funny story: Police Search Movie Scenes For Evidence Of Murders

A decision to hold a murder trial on the strength of a few words spoken in a TV drama, has got several Hollywood movie stars looking nervously over their shoulders. The case referred to, up above, is that of millionaire, Robert Durst, 75, the subj...

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New 'Planet Of The Apes' Movie Out In December!

Funny story: New 'Planet Of The Apes' Movie Out In December!

There was great news for fans of the 'Planet of the Apes' movie series today, when it was announced that a new film would be in cinemas from December. 'The Struggle for the Sexuality of the Planet of the Apes' is a 41st-century tale of what goes w...

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Chris Whine: "I was stiffed!"

Funny story: Chris Whine: "I was stiffed!"

Chris Whine was living up to his name, as he whined (again) that no one takes him seriously as an actor. “I should have won an Academy Award, or at least an Enema,” he complained, “for my latest role, as an asshole, in the made-for-TV movie, Double S...

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Chimpanzee Star Of 1996 Film “Ed” Accused Of Sexual Harassment

Funny story: Chimpanzee Star Of 1996 Film “Ed” Accused Of Sexual Harassment

A female crew member and a male actor from the 1996 smash hit film “Ed” have come forward to accuse the film’s primate star of sexual harassment. The events, first reported by TMZ and the Huffington Post, allegedly occurred during the film’s produ...

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Jason Statham Doesn't Really Like His Name

Funny story: Jason Statham Doesn't Really Like His Name

English movie actor, heart-throb Jason Statham, has told confidential friends that he doesn't really like his first name. The tough-guy actor who has starred in 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels', 'Snatch', the 'Transporter' trilogy, 'Fast and...

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Game Of Thrones Peter Dinklage Dreams Of Growing Up

Funny story: Game Of Thrones Peter Dinklage Dreams Of Growing Up

Actor Peter Dinklage, who plays Tyrion Lannister in the fantasy HBO drama 'Game of Thrones', has started to grow up, it has been reported. The one-time data processing clerk was born with achondroplasia, a common form of dwarfism, and, until as la...

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Where are they now? Alan Smithee, Film Director

Funny story: Where are they now? Alan Smithee, Film Director

A director like no other, Alan was loved, admired, scorned, worshipped, hated, both famous and infamous. Alan's final work was his 1998 self-titled epic "An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn" and to much consternation it was in 2000 that his retirement was officially announced by the Directors Guild of America (DGA). Although Alan had begun directing in 1955 with The Indiscreet Mrs. Jarvi...

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Michelle Wolf blasts Roseanne Barr on her show, "The Break"

Funny story: Michelle Wolf blasts Roseanne Barr on her show, "The Break"

Roseanne Barr was called "Lady Hitler" by Michelle Wolf on Wolf's new Netflix show, "The Break". Much of this criticism has to do with Barr's online behavior and the so-called “double standard” concerning the horrid comment she made electronically co...

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Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids

Funny story: Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids

UN-BEE-LIEV-ABLE! One perplexed teen proclaimed. "I don't understand this at all," he continued. "Uh, why get married FIRST? That's the question," he said. I mean, if you want kids, shouldn't you have your girlfriend pop out one or two before you...

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Hollywood’s Leading Lion Actor Reflects on His Career

Funny story: Hollywood’s Leading Lion Actor Reflects on His Career

In a wide-ranging interview with the BBC, the lion who starred in Abbott and Costello’s Africa Screams reflects on the highs and lows of his career in Hollywood. “When Africa Screams came out, I was the biggest non-human actor in the world,” said...

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Minnie Mouse Pouts as She Gets Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Funny story: Minnie Mouse Pouts as She Gets Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Nice to get the star, Minnie admits, although she sighs and points out that boyfriend Mickey Mouse got HIS star 40 years ago. "Typical, isn't it?" she says, continuing, "in this business, and in the world in general, males are first to get just abou...

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Neighbor's Dog Files Harassment Complaint Against Harvey Weinstein

Funny story: Neighbor's Dog Files Harassment Complaint Against Harvey Weinstein

New charges in the Harvey Weinstein case show that Weinstein's neighbor's poodle, Rex, has filed a harassment suit against the former movie mogul. The poodle is alleging that Weinstein forced his way through a hedge separating the two properties a...

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Anthony Weiner Parlays His Fetish Into A Major Motion Picture

Funny story: Anthony Weiner Parlays His Fetish Into A Major Motion Picture

At first they were the catalyst for national embarrassment. Then the sordid events cost a rising democratic star his political future. And when the New York City tabloids were done with the sleazy imbroglio, the man behind the 'bulging' cell phone ph...

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A Superstar Pulls Back The Curtain

Funny story: A Superstar Pulls Back The Curtain

Superstar Rihanna recently granted exclusive access to a 'day-in-her-life', shedding an intimate spotlight on one America's most talented performers. But before the outing began, we first had to find our way through Rihanna's staff, which inclu...

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Movie "50 Shades of Trump" Canceled: Could Only Find 4 Shades

Funny story: Movie "50 Shades of Trump" Canceled: Could Only Find 4 Shades

Hollywood, CA: A movie idea that has been floating around Hollywood since Donald Trump won the Presidency has been permanently shelved due to extreme lack of source material. The proposed movie, to be entitled "50 Shades of Trump", was actually p...

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Hollyweird's Weirdest: David Boreanaz

HURRAY FOR HOLLYWEIRD -- David Boreanaz (pronounced "bore your anus") was born into show business. His father, Dave, was the host of a children's TV show, Drop Zone, on which his then-pregnant wife, travel agent Patsy, gave birth to their son during a commercial break. David has two older sisters, Booby and Breast. Like his siblings, David is of an Italian scent. Despite a degree in filmmaking,...

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Big Foot Apologizes For California Fires

Big Foot has broken his silence, and apologized for not raking the leaves of the California forests like he was supposed to, which led to all the fires, according to the President.
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