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Willoughby Cries Herself Into a State of Chronic Dehydration

Funny story: Willoughby Cries Herself Into a State of Chronic Dehydration

During yesterday’s particularly moving “This Morning” segment, presenter Holly Willoughby shed so many tears that her entire body was drained of moisture, leaving her as a dried-out husk on the famous couch. As little Timmy Syrup, aged seven and...

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Holly Willoughby In Need Of Plumbing

Funny story: Holly Willoughby In Need Of Plumbing

Holly Willoughby has admitted to needing urgent medical plumbing on her eyes, to stop a persistent leak that has been getting worse over the last few episodes of the revamped hit TV show 'Surprise, Surprise'. The seals around Holly's eyes have bec...

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Holly Willoughby says, 'yes the lights are on and there IS someone home'

Funny story: Holly Willoughby says, 'yes the lights are on and there IS someone home'

Beautiful, desirable and extremely lovely British TV presenter, Holly Willoughby, today proved to the media that she is indeed more than just a pretty face. Speaking at a conference where she had the full attention of those present on two counts,...

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Reg Bond Reveals Why He Turned Down The Holly Willoughby And Tulisa Jobs

Funny story: Reg Bond Reveals Why He Turned Down The Holly Willoughby And Tulisa Jobs

Aspiring Burnley chip shop owner and former bodyguard to the stars, Reg Bond, today revealed exclusively to SEN the reasons why he turned down bodyguard jobs with This Morning's Holly Willoughby and Tulisa out of X-Factor and N-Dubz. Speaking from...

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Elizabeth Taylor not dead anymore

Funny story: Elizabeth Taylor not dead anymore

In one of the most spectacular showbiz stunts pulled during the last hour, it has been revealed that Liz Taylor is not actually dead. In an interview with Britain's most useful woman, Woolly Hollowbee, it was revealed that Liz actually just wanted...

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Unknown woman to host UK Lottery

Funny story: Unknown woman to host UK Lottery

The BBC, in which every UK household has a £150 share in order to ensure the director general Mark "bound to soon be a sir or maybe even a lord" Thompson has a huge salary and gives the public wonderful repeats, has decided that, with the impending r...

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Holly Willoughby - Much More Than A Beautiful Big Pair Of Breasts

Funny story: Holly Willoughby - Much More Than A Beautiful Big Pair Of Breasts

Stars from the insular world of show business expressed mutual amazement that the This Morning presenter with the eye-boggling breasts, Holly Willoughby hasn't proven as popular among internet satirists as Cheryl Cole or Lady Gaga. Which seems str...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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