In a sensible move, Queen Beatrix of Holland, has decided to abdicate and hand over the throne to her son, Prince Willem-Alexander, before she starts "kicking up tulips!"
In her abdication speech she also advised British Queen Elizabeth to do the...
Former Dutch international Edgar Davids has joined the football leagues bottom club, North London Barnet.
The leagues bottom club? Has he been on the 'herbal cigarettes'? Has he confused his local football club with his local hairdressers...
The club announced Davids joined the struggling League Two outfit because they were his local club.
Well it beats commuting on the Northern Line every mo...
Breda, Holland: The annual meeting of loads of global "Ginger-nuts" painted the town centre red as hundreds and thousands of them met for their yearly get together.
This years theme was how not to be dunked, soaked in tea, become soggy, fall into...
The police in Holland have accidentally cleared out the student house instead of the squat next door. The cause of the confusion was the 'alternative look' and second hand clothing.
The front door was forced open with a ram and a small protest wa...
After the sensational signing of Robin van Persie the Dutch Footbal Organisation called, KNVB, have requested that Manchester United represent them in the coming World Cup qualification games and if they qualify, in Brazil in two years.
The Dutch...
The Dutch crown (more like a clown) Prince, Willem-Alexander, is certainly slipping down the bog after throwing a toilet at a Dutch bog-throwing contest in honour of their Queen, Beatrix, who has a furry one.
Prince Willem-Alexander has now admit...
A Dutch woman has been accused at the International court of justice in the Hague of genocide because she massacred a million (not exactly counted because the rascals are cannibals and many of the dead bodies were eaten) ants outside her front door.
The people of France have spoken, in French, to send a stark message to their political parties by choosing another country to rule over them.
In a remarkable turn of events, the country of Holland will assume the French presidency after defeatin...
Tiny Holland renowned for producing their masters were in town last night to give their English apprentices a few lessons in how to become masters.
Although the Dutch masters left a lot of their "wizadry" at home, it was still enough to give thei...
Venlo, Holland: Leading up to tomorrow's friendly game, England v Holland, a major domestic crime took place in Venlo. Ex-patriot and infamous spoofer, J.D.One, was talking about the glory days when England actually beat the Dutch 4-1 (a long, long t...
Holland, being a very small, flat nation has ground to a halt at the beginning of the carnival season as millions of hair-brained Dutch people stormed the city and town centres, totally pissed and high.
This annual event of over-joyful dancing, bo...
Dutch Prince Friso (pronounced Freezo) has been hit by an avalanche, but luckily he was in Holland at the time and it is a well known fact that Holland is as flat as a pancake, therefore it was not fatal.
The Prince, who should have been skiing wi...
A miracle happened in Holland today as a mysterious woman riding a mountain bike flew over the handlebars and landed in a cow field right in the crap.
The miracle was the fact that Holland just happens to be as flat as their famous pancakes and ha...
Dutch far right-wing politician, Geert Wilders, has been cleared of all hate charges thrown at him by the Dutch legal system even if they were quite hateful, well, for Muslims at least.
Many of his followers danced for joy as the announcement was...
Former England coach Steve McClaren has been told that he will not be considered for the vacant managerial position at West Ham because his English language speaking skills are no longer good enough.
McClaren was the bookmaker's favourite to repla...
Ageing martial arts film star, Jackie Chan, has declared that he wants to use the Holland team from the final of the World Cup final to star in his next movie, World Cup Spy.
According to Chan, the film star, he watched the World Cup and was espec...
Holland's footballing squad, so successful in the World Cup, unlike the Brave Brits, are in fact not from Holland at all, but Germany!
What is more the German squad is not from Germany but from Holland.
'It follows from this' declared war histo...
The Koninklijke Nederlandse Voetbalbond (KNVB), the Royal Dutch Football Association has revealed their recipe for success at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.
While their bigger European rivals, France, Italy and England have been sent homeward...