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Dutch woman peeing in public is caught with her knickers down!

Funny story: Dutch woman peeing in public is caught with her knickers down!

Amsterdam: After a heavy evening's drinking and not finding a place to pee (well there's plenty of canals there!), a Dutch woman whipped her knickers down for a quickie in the corner; however, a Dutch policeman observed her merrily, and then arrested...

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The Dutch are doing a "Br-eggs-it"!

Funny story: The Dutch are doing a "Br-eggs-it"!

There are some people in Holland who are so desperate to leave the EU, Wilders, etc, and follow the UK into a dark, unknown abyss, they are willing to poison their own people and other European citizens! In fact, they have even adopted the infamou...

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Dutch druggist chain, Kruidfart, adopt Adolf Hitler as their new logo!

Funny story: Dutch druggist chain, Kruidfart, adopt Adolf Hitler as their new logo!

"Any advertising is good advertising even if it stinks!" Claim Dutch druggist chain, Kruidfart (name changed for legal implications and fear of being gassed), as they implement the infamous saying of Benetton who depicted a blood-smothered newborn ba...

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Windmills, pancakes, bicycles, Stroopwaffels, "Free the Weed" new symbols for a United Europe!

Funny story: Windmills, pancakes, bicycles, Stroopwaffels, "Free the Weed" new symbols for a United Europe!

Dutch society is leading the way forward to reunite the somewhat distraught European Union. All of Europe was looking towards the Dutch, very flat countryside yesterday, in the hope they could adopt many of their very liberal, lovely, and quite uniqu...

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Turkish kebab restaurants in Holland go up in flames!

Funny story: Turkish kebab restaurants in Holland go up in flames!

Holland has forbidden Turks living in their country to protest about hygiene in their kebab, fast food outlets. It seems the Dutch authorities have discovered certain short-comings in high Dutch hygiene standards and many Turkish say, "this is normal...

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Dutch ducks Doomsday!

Funny story: Dutch ducks Doomsday!

Confirming the common known fact that the utilisation of an ancient cliché, "Double Dutch" means you are completely NUTS; the Dutch government have proven to the world that it's utterly true! The Dutch duck population is about to be culled because...

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Dutch remain flat!

Funny story: Dutch remain flat!

It seems "there are too many mountains high enough" for the Dutch as they attempted to climb Everest and fell off with impunity. Remaining as flat as their national dish, pancakes smothered with syrup, very sticky! Blind led the blind into a cul d...

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This can only happen in Holland!

Funny story: This can only happen in Holland!

CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) have just received following newsflash from Hilversum, Holland! "The gentleman who stormed Dutch TV station, NOS, has decided not to demand having sex with Queen Maxima in public and wishes to apologise. Instead h...

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Dutch illuminate their streets with glow-in-the dark paint!

Funny story: Dutch illuminate their streets with glow-in-the dark paint!

The innovative Dutch have gone ahead with a plan to illuminate their streets with paint and do away with lamps. The paint glows in the dark and shines in a green neon colour that they hope will attract aliens in their UFO's to land there. The inve...

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Holland Cancels Its Plans To Start Up A Space Program

Funny story: Holland Cancels Its Plans To Start Up A Space Program

AMSTERDAM, Holland - The government of Holland has just issued a statement regarding its proposed space program. The country has stated that they are abandoning their plans effective immediately. A government spokesperson stated that after cons...

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Holland Sends Kim Jong Un 4,000 Pounds of His Favorite Chocolate Candy

Funny story: Holland Sends Kim Jong Un 4,000 Pounds of His Favorite Chocolate Candy

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - Holland the country which is famous for chocolate, tulips, and neutrality has just put a gigantic smile on the face of the leader of North Korea Kim Jong Un. Holland's Dyke News Agency is reporting that the government of H...

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New Dutch King refuses to be called King!

Funny story: New Dutch King refuses to be called King!

At the end of April, King Willem-Alexander, will be sworn in as the new royal ruler of the Netherlands, but this King to be is slightly different to other kings because he has told the world, "do not call me king, call me Bill, Willy, Alex or even Ar...

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Dutch queen abdicates and advises QE2 to do the same!

Funny story: Dutch queen abdicates and advises QE2 to do the same!

In a sensible move, Queen Beatrix of Holland, has decided to abdicate and hand over the throne to her son, Prince Willem-Alexander, before she starts "kicking up tulips!" In her abdication speech she also advised British Queen Elizabeth to do the...

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Football Gossip October 2012 - Edgar Davids Special

Funny story: Football Gossip October 2012 - Edgar Davids Special

Former Dutch international Edgar Davids has joined the football leagues bottom club, North London Barnet. The leagues bottom club? Has he been on the 'herbal cigarettes'? Has he confused his local football club with his local hairdressers... The club announced Davids joined the struggling League Two outfit because they were his local club. Well it beats commuting on the Northern Line every mo...

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Ginger-nuts meet in Holland for their annual red-headed dunking festival!

Funny story: Ginger-nuts meet in Holland for their annual red-headed dunking festival!

Breda, Holland: The annual meeting of loads of global "Ginger-nuts" painted the town centre red as hundreds and thousands of them met for their yearly get together. This years theme was how not to be dunked, soaked in tea, become soggy, fall into...

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Dutch police confuse female student living space with squat

The police in Holland have accidentally cleared out the student house instead of the squat next door. The cause of the confusion was the 'alternative look' and second hand clothing. The front door was forced open with a ram and a small protest wa...

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Man Utd to represent Holland at the next World Cup!

Funny story: Man Utd to represent Holland at the next World Cup!

After the sensational signing of Robin van Persie the Dutch Footbal Organisation called, KNVB, have requested that Manchester United represent them in the coming World Cup qualification games and if they qualify, in Brazil in two years. The Dutch...

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Dutch clown, sorry, Crown Prince is going down the "bog"!

Funny story: Dutch clown, sorry, Crown Prince is going down the "bog"!

The Dutch crown (more like a clown) Prince, Willem-Alexander, is certainly slipping down the bog after throwing a toilet at a Dutch bog-throwing contest in honour of their Queen, Beatrix, who has a furry one. Prince Willem-Alexander has now admit...

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