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Trump to Abolish Labrador Retriever Day

Funny story: Trump to Abolish Labrador Retriever Day

President Trump has announced his intention to abolish another relic of the Obama presidency: Labrador Retriever Day. And, in typical Trump fashion, his decision came in a tweet that set off alarm bells across the nation and the world. Tweeting early...

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Season of the Fish

Funny story: Season of the Fish

Starting today July 22, 2018, the season of the Fish is upon us once again. Which means that Fishmas is right around the corner, and we will all, once again, be in our most joyous and giving moods. The holiday was created by Mr. Zachary Fish earl...

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Brits win WW3 around the swimming pool as Germans throw their towels in!

Funny story: Brits win WW3 around the swimming pool as Germans throw their towels in!

The normally efficient German tourist trade has lost the 'Battle of the Pool', and have been forced back to the beaches because Brit tourist companies have secured the "Front-line" by reserving sun- lounges for their lobster-looking punters! Germa...

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New radical budget flight company to pose threat to existing budget flight companies

Funny story: New radical budget flight company to pose threat to existing budget flight companies

At a press conference today, the UK's newest budget airline, FlyMonEasyRyanJetB2 announced a very radical model for budget airfares bringing the flight industry into a complete new era aimed at benefiting the consumer and not just chief executives n...

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Missing cell-tower found in Rockefeller center

Funny story: Missing cell-tower found in Rockefeller center

"I always had four bars and a clear line" said a distraught Patsy Lang standing in front of what was a cell tower that stood on her land for four years until it mysteriously disappeared "now I got no bars and I had to buy me a five-thousand-foot exte...

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2016 Cinco de Mayo Celebrations Go All Out In Case Of A Trump Ban

Funny story: 2016 Cinco de Mayo Celebrations Go All Out In Case Of A Trump Ban

Twenty six year old Hunter Young of Boulder Colorado doubts that Donald Trump will be president in 2017, but like many in the US, he's planning to make the 2016 Cinco de Mayo celebration a blow out, just in case. Talking to a TS reporter, Young sa...

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Never Compare The Easter Bunny To Santa - He Really Hates That!

Funny story: Never Compare The Easter Bunny To Santa - He Really Hates That!

Cabo San Lucas, Mexico - Seven-year-old Johnny Dorrey and his little sister, Brook, were on spring break vacation with their parents, at a fancy resort in Cabo this week, when they thought they saw a familiar face, sitting under a beach umbrella, enjoying the sun and surf while relaxing with a big Pina Colada. The two children couldn't believe their eyes, and they plucked up the courage to go...

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10 things you didn't know about Malta

Funny story: 10 things you didn't know about Malta

The tourist season is about to start once again but whether you're looking to visit the tiny Mediterranean islands of Malta this year or you already live there, here's some weird and wonderful things about the country we bet you didn't already know... 1. There's something fishy about the fish. Thanks to past British colonization and ruination of Malta, unlike the rest of the Mediterranean t...

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Brave Holiday Makers Defy Terrorists by Continuing to Sip Cocktails by the Pool.

Funny story: Brave Holiday Makers Defy Terrorists by Continuing to Sip Cocktails by the Pool.

In the global War Against Terrorism, there are one group of combatants that refuse to give in to the Islamic Extremists who threaten to destroy their way of life: The British Holiday Maker. With the latest tragedy in Tunisia, where 18 British sun...

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Central Reservations On M25 To Become Picnic Areas

Funny story: Central Reservations On M25 To Become Picnic Areas

A plan to boost picnic areas was unveiled today by the British Government's Tourist Development Authority. Widened areas of busy central reservations are to have picnic benches and litter bins to cater for the growing number of impromptu roadside pic...

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Package Holiday Company Offers Fungus Collecting Breaks In Llandudno To Compete With Egyptian Scuba Diving Packages

Funny story: Package Holiday Company Offers Fungus Collecting Breaks In Llandudno To Compete With Egyptian Scuba Diving Packages

Plenty of driving rain and overcast skies, muddy beaches, dilapidated resorts, cultural heritage and spectacular pre-glacial and post-glacial peat bogs, Wales is the perfect destination for a family mould spotting holiday. For most tourists, a h...

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Depressed Peat Bog Diagnosed as Paranoid Schizophrenic

The Post Glacial Depressed Peat Bog at Craig-y-Llyn in Glamorgan, Wales has been recently undergoing treatment for acute depression. A second opinion from psycho-phytologist, Denise R. Scuft indicated a deep rooted schizm of the anterior sphagnatum.

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Lobbyists push for National Cupcake Day to be a three-day holiday

Washington DC-Lobbyists for the cupcake and bakery industry are pushing to make the weekend of December 15 each year, unofficially observed as National Cupcake Day, as a three-day national holiday. This holiday would give federal, state and local...

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Martin Schwimmer sought in Birmingham, England

Funny story: Martin Schwimmer sought in Birmingham, England

Doris Claypipe and her husband Dennis from England are just back from vacation in New York City. There, they met a Mr. Gerald Stromberg who had a drink with them at a bar near Central Park. Mr. Stromberg asked them to "say Hi" to his cousin, Mart...

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Abysmal holiday in Y Borth, West Wales

Funny story: Abysmal holiday in Y Borth, West Wales

Y Borth, West Wales, has a sandy beach and is a holiday seaside resort. Our week there in a youth hostel in the village next to the caravan and camping site was utterly abysmal. An unexciting ancient submerged forest is an invisible attraction along the beach, where stumps of trees (preserved by the acid anaerobic conditions in the peat) cannot be seen. Said to be the legend of Cantre'r Gwaelod...

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"What we did" guide to a week in Filey

Sunday: Arrived at "Force ten increasing force 11" hotel in time to start reading all the 100 "do not" notices everywhere we looked. No dinner because we had not filled in the dinner form, but "you needn't think you're getting away with not paying for it." Went hungry to bed. Monday: Breakfast of black pudding and runny egg with optional gristly sausage, Lidl chicory coffee and economy range...

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Wales voted most miserable place in the world, William Haig Plans to broadcast cheerful music on P.A.

Funny story: Wales voted most miserable place in the world, William Haig Plans to broadcast cheerful music on P.A.

In the prestigious new Ruff Guide to the world, Wales has been given a FFFF rating for cheerfulness, down from FFFE three years ago. The home of depressing poetry, Eisteddfod parties and almost constant rain, Wales has slipped to below France, thi...

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Costume Ideas For Summer Halloween Muggings.

Funny story: Costume Ideas For Summer Halloween Muggings.

Lets face it we all use Halloween to justify evil behaviour. There's no point dismissing the fact. Why not instead embrace this ritualistic, satanic holiday? I remember my first mugging. I was walking dressed as a burglar and a little old lady saw me. I was just joking I said, "Roger satan" at the top of my lungs. She started crying. I wasn't even gonna do anything. But she had a nice cell pho...

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