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The Dark Cypress School of Magic, an American "Hogwarts"

Funny story: The Dark Cypress School of Magic, an American "Hogwarts"

For all the children inspired by the tales of Harry Potter, it will come as a pleasant surprise to learn that Americans themselves have been training in magic for some time. One of the most illustrious schools is the Dark Cypress School of Magic i...

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Harry Potter Fans Accused Of Porno Inferno

Funny story: Harry Potter Fans Accused Of Porno Inferno

Porn mogul 'Big' Dick Littlejohn has today accused Harry Potter fans of arson after the set of his latest movie Harry Do-Her and the Golden Shower burnt down last night in a huge conflagration in South London. "Those potty fans have had in for me...

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Harry Potter To be Saddled With £30,000 Debt On Graduation - Shock!

Funny story: Harry Potter To be Saddled With £30,000 Debt On Graduation - Shock!

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is causing a stir in the supernatural world by being the first centre of learning to charge the full £9,000 tuition fees to its students. Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, told the press, "We're simply puttin...

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Hogwarts fails OFTSED inspection and will be closed

Funny story: Hogwarts fails OFTSED inspection and will be closed

Hogwarts, the exclusive school for wizards and witches, is to be closed after it failed an inspection by OFSTED, the educational watchdog, this week. A spokesperson said: "We saw appalling breaches of health and safety as well as a complete lack...

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Hogwarts Student Expelled over New Spell

Nigel Goldman was expelled from Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry and his wand snapped for his creation and use of the spell Copus Feelius. Despite Goldman's obvious cleverness in creating new spells, this one has driven a wedge between...

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Hogwarts to Close

Hogwarts, the world famous school of witchcraft and wizardry near Hogsmeade, Scotland, is closing in 2011 following a report by the HSE. They claim that during recent inspections, asbestos was found in the Gryffindor common room and also confirmed th...

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Daniel Radcliffe Says His Walls Are Covered In Seaman

Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Says His Walls Are Covered In Seaman

Harry Potter 'actor' Daniel Radcliffe has told journalists that his walls are covered in posters of moustachioed former England soccer goalie David Seaman.

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The Strip Club

Funny story: The Strip Club

Ron is in the Hogwarts bathroom pruning his new assset when harry walks in.

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Global Warming Strikes Hogwarts Down

Funny story: Global Warming Strikes Hogwarts Down

You may be wondering why it is that Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry has in the past missed out on all the global warming that has been going around. Their Christmas' were always snowy, their July's were always hot and stick, well n...

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An Interview With Emma Watson

Funny story: An Interview With Emma Watson

After interviewing two of the Hogwarts threesome I felt it only rude not to complete the set, so here goes my interview with Emma Watson AKA Miss Know It All Hermione Granger.

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Penis Erectus

Funny story: Penis Erectus

Harry, Ron, Sophie and Jenny are in the Hogwarts grounds discussing contraceptive devices. Jenny likes the 'Weasley wizarding preggers pill' where as Ron prefers the penis top hat.

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Hogwarts: A Mystery. Hogwarts: A Scandal

Funny story: Hogwarts: A Mystery. Hogwarts: A Scandal

Undisclosed location, England- In wizarding news this week, the suspicious deaths of Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape.

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Hogwarts On Fire

Funny story: Hogwarts On Fire

In a unlucky chain of events, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry caught fire and burnt to the ground, taking with it 997.98 students and teachers. The only survivor was the finger of Susan Bones.

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10 Reasons to Attend Hogwart's Over Xavier's...

There are ten key reasons why Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardy dwarfs Xavier's School for the Gifted. Here they are... * Cooler name. * Better powers. Not just limited to ones you are born with. * Shorter time having to spend there. You graduate Hogwarts in 7 years, you don't start until 11. * Cooler classes. * Dumbledore isn't psychic and he...

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Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton Accepted Into Hogwarts

Funny story: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton Accepted Into Hogwarts

5 Sep 07, HOGSMEADE, UK, EU-- Two presidential candidates are among enrollees at prestigious Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this term, said registrar Minerva McGonagall. President-Elect

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JK Rowling 'Carries On Writing Books' Shock

Funny story: JK Rowling 'Carries On Writing Books' Shock

Juvenile Korner, or JK, Rowling, the authoress of the now-defunct Harry Potter children's series of books, has said she is already back at work penning two new works as she bids to leave the days of Hogwa...

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John Titor Goes to Hogwarts with a Warning

Funny story: John Titor Goes to Hogwarts with a Warning

John Titor from the year 2036 has return to the year 1991 in June to warn Albus Dumbledore that the Dark Lord will return fully powerful in four years from now. John showed Albus a 2007 satellite picture of Hogwarts completely flattened. Albus looked at the picture and sure enough, there was the black lake and the distinct towers, except the trees were all missing. Albus looked up to John and said...

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UFO Hovers Over Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Funny story: UFO Hovers Over Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Two Muggles went for a walk to an enchanted castle near a lake on August 14th 1995. "Most times when Muggles came to the castle they run out scared," said Professor Dumbledore. But these two Muggles will have a different surprise. They are both 13 years old. They approached Hogsmeade and looked at the town. They wasn't any activity there.

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