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Funny story:  Hogwarts fails OFTSED inspection and will be closed

Hogwarts fails OFTSED inspection and will be closed

Hogwarts, the exclusive school for wizards and witches, is to be closed after it failed an inspection by OFSTED, the educational watchdog, this week. A spokesperson said: "We saw appalling breaches of health and safety as well as a complete lack...
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Funny story:  Hogwarts Student Expelled over New Spell

Hogwarts Student Expelled over New Spell

Nigel Goldman was expelled from Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry and his wand snapped for his creation and use of the spell Copus Feelius. Despite Goldman's obvious cleverness in creating new spells, this one has driven a wedge between...
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Funny story:  Hogwarts to Close

Hogwarts to Close

Hogwarts, the world famous school of witchcraft and wizardry near Hogsmeade, Scotland, is closing in 2011 following a report by the HSE. They claim that during recent inspections, asbestos was found in the Gryffindor common room and also confirmed th...
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Funny story:  Daniel Radcliffe Says His Walls Are Covered In Seaman

Daniel Radcliffe Says His Walls Are Covered In Seaman

Harry Potter 'actor' Daniel Radcliffe has told journalists that his walls are covered in posters of moustachioed former England soccer goalie David Seaman.
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Funny story:  The Strip Club

The Strip Club

Ron is in the Hogwarts bathroom pruning his new assset when harry walks in.
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Funny story:  Global Warming Strikes Hogwarts Down

Global Warming Strikes Hogwarts Down

You may be wondering why it is that Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry has in the past missed out on all the global warming that has been going around. Their Christmas' were always snowy, their July's were always hot and stick, well n...
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Funny story:  An Interview With Emma Watson

An Interview With Emma Watson

After interviewing two of the Hogwarts threesome I felt it only rude not to complete the set, so here goes my interview with Emma Watson AKA Miss Know It All Hermione Granger.
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Funny story:  Penis Erectus

Penis Erectus

Harry, Ron, Sophie and Jenny are in the Hogwarts grounds discussing contraceptive devices. Jenny likes the 'Weasley wizarding preggers pill' where as Ron prefers the penis top hat.
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Funny story:  Hogwarts: A Mystery. Hogwarts: A Scandal

Hogwarts: A Mystery. Hogwarts: A Scandal

Undisclosed location, England- In wizarding news this week, the suspicious deaths of Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape.
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Funny story:  Hogwarts On Fire

Hogwarts On Fire

In a unlucky chain of events, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry caught fire and burnt to the ground, taking with it 997.98 students and teachers. The only survivor was the finger of Susan Bones.
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Funny story:  10 Reasons to Attend Hogwart's Over Xavier's...

10 Reasons to Attend Hogwart's Over Xavier's...

There are ten key reasons why Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardy dwarfs Xavier's School for the Gifted. Here they are... * Cooler name. * Better powers. Not just limited to ones you are born with. * Shorter time having to spend there. You graduate Hogwarts in 7 years, you don't start until 11. * Cooler classes. * Dumbledore isn't psychic and he...
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Funny story:  Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton Accepted Into Hogwarts

Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton Accepted Into Hogwarts

5 Sep 07, HOGSMEADE, UK, EU-- Two presidential candidates are among enrollees at prestigious Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this term, said registrar Minerva McGonagall. President-Elect
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Funny story:  JK Rowling 'Carries On Writing Books' Shock

JK Rowling 'Carries On Writing Books' Shock

Juvenile Korner, or JK, Rowling, the authoress of the now-defunct Harry Potter children's series of books, has said she is already back at work penning two new works as she bids to leave the days of Hogwa...
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Funny story:  John Titor Goes to Hogwarts with a Warning

John Titor Goes to Hogwarts with a Warning

John Titor from the year 2036 has return to the year 1991 in June to warn Albus Dumbledore that the Dark Lord will return fully powerful in four years from now. John showed Albus a 2007 satellite picture of Hogwarts completely flattened. Albus looked at the picture and sure enough, there was the black lake and the distinct towers, except the trees were all missing. Albus looked up to John and said...
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Funny story:  UFO Hovers Over Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

UFO Hovers Over Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Two Muggles went for a walk to an enchanted castle near a lake on August 14th 1995. "Most times when Muggles came to the castle they run out scared," said Professor Dumbledore. But these two Muggles will have a different surprise. They are both 13 years old. They approached Hogsmeade and looked at the town. They wasn't any activity there.
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